Oh, he's going to administer the biggest boot in the world to your face right now.

Did you just omgwtfpwn yourself over the interweb?

No, I wtfomfglmaobqqowned you. Now I'm going to go watch a Beavis and Butt-Head tape on the VCR.

I lolstfunewbwtf'd you.

I was having a bad day,until now.

Makes it all worthwhile.

Mr. Krab in Spongebob-Squarepants. Its the cheapest cartoon character ever! He is so cheap. He makes me laugh a lot. :D

Evil is defined by acts that are considered evil by those who are good.

Good is defined by acts that are considered good by those who are good.



Don't you think that's a little unbalanced?

I want meat right now. A nice, big, juicy, medium-rare steak, with bacon, hamburger, pepperoni, topped off with provolone cheese, tomatoe sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, and barbecue sauce. For dessert, a whole tray of Oreo cookies with a tall glass of cold, chocolate milk would suit me fine.
Did I mention I'm hungry?

After watching that whole Beavis and Butt-Head tape (it was a tape my older sister recorded when she was alive), I can say that there is a fair amount of weird videos on that thing, and honorable mentions include:

Bjork - "Human Behavior"
Peter Gabriel - the one with the frog
Trashcan Sinatras - "Hay Fever"
Dread Zeppelin - "Heartbreaker"
Tool - "Sober" (come on...really...)
I forgot the band name but it ended in "Ebb" - "Godhead"
King's X - "Black Flag"
I forgot who this girl's name was - "Blood Makes Noise"

Funny thing is, I've only heard of 3 bands in this list...

lol they do kinda look alike.

Heh. I forgot how great Beavis and Butt-Head was. The music videos they watch are hilarious with them in the background.

"How come he, like, calls himself Ugly Kid Joe, but like, he's not even that ugly?"
"Why? Do you find him attractive, Beavis?"
"(rolls eyes) No way, Butt-Head. Shut up."

"Huh huh, that stuff inside that bug looks like a Junior Mint."

"Yeah, heh heh, but it doesn't taste like a Junior Mint"

I remember when they were watching the Hulk Hogan music video when they talk about steroids. That was too funny. XD

Heh, I wish I could see these music videos. They should release some kind of DVD collection with ALL of the music videos on them, not just a handful like they did last time.

"I'm a zombiiiieeee, I'm a dead guy, I like...eat people's braaaains! And, ummm, I'm a dead guy in the corner, and I'm, like, a zombiiieeee!"

Ahh. Reminds me, another video to add to that list: Alien Sex Fiend - "Zombiefied".

Im glad my boss is back to normal....

Anyway, this weekend, im gonna be reunited with some of my friends since we all (well, some) have summer break now and we decided we all should meet up this weekend and have lunch. I cant wait to see them.

You know, when I pick up a Final Fantasy game, I want to be entertained. FF is the best series of RPG/Tactical games ever. But FF Chrystle Chronicles was like eating vomit that a horse spit up, and took a dump on, while three hippies on crack took a piss on. It was that horrible! Goddamn, I gotta go take a dump

Have any of you heard of David Blaine (MagicMan) ??

Everyone gotta see him. It's on TLC.


Wtf ?!? Come on Angel... Mr crab... *rolls eyes*

They have this thing on VH1 about the history of Metal....it's kind of...*gasp* interesting. Also, YY's beanies rule.

the *gasp* is a classic and it always tear a laugh out of me.

Didn't B&B just do nothing but laugh the entire way through the Prison Sex video, and finish with "Huh huh huh....Tool" at the very end? If I'm remembering right, that had me laughing for five minutes.