Damn, I have not got to play with you yet!

My gf is going back to the US tomorrow

I just unlocked the "Super" team on Mario Super Strikers, they're fucking awesome.

Dont forget to tell her the key is under the mat

I hate the steelers.

I hate the Chiefs

Fuck you there my favorite team!

I have to go back to class soon. :(

School was weird for me today. A teacher kicked me out of class and forced me to drink Tomato Juice.

I've been having some bizarre dreams lately.
Last night, I had a dream of me witnessing something along the lines of a nuclear apocolypse. I was standing in a corner watching the destruction and yelling "DEAR GOD, LET ME LIVE!" Then it cuts to a Beavis and Butt-Head episode, in which Beavis gets one of those leaf shearers, goes insane and chops every down every damn tree in a local park. After which he tries to cross traffic, and after 20 attempts he goes to the other side of the sidewalk. He calls Butt-Head on a cell phone and says:
"Hey Butt-Head. Guess what?"
"What?"
"Heh. I just farted."
"Huhuhuh. You're funny, Beavis."
"I know."
And the night before that, I had some cheese crackers and went to bed 20 minutes later-, which probably explains why I dreamt of a maniac shooting up the school....with a bow and arrow. And I got hit in the fricking leg! That bastard!
I'm making him in Soul Calibur (appearance will be based on slight memory) and calling him Arrow.

It was 6 degress celius today and it's January! Usually the weather in Toronto during this time of the month ranges anywhere from -15 to -25 degrees celius. It's supposed to be even warmer on Sunday (almost 10 degrees).
Ps. And who was that moron who claimed Global Warming is not occuring?

Die, much like Carson Palmer and the Bungles.

WHO DEY!? WE DEY FUCKERS, WE DEY.

Ummmm yeah?

Hey Blade.....over here. WE AINT TAKE NO CRAP! TAKE NO CRAP FROM ANYONE YEA!!

Kansas City Chiefs !

Fuck ya, it's all about the
Houston Oilers Texans.
Bitches!

Oh Southern Comfort,your my only friend
Everyone else calls me a douche,but you dont.
You always want to hang out with me

I'm gonna go play some Halo now

If you're still on at 11 pm (EST), we should play some games together. Not gonna be able to use the headset, though.

lol,mines broken as well

I hate Team Snipers on Containment

I'm worried about someone here on MKO...

Let's play a game, everyone!
Okay, I just created a topic of discussion. During this discussion, my entire premise was proven to be false by irrefutable facts. Everyone involved in the discussion, no matter what opinion they had previously, can agree that the facts prove that only one scenario was possible, end of discussion. Everyone agrees on the proven conclusion. All except one.
I decide that the facts presented are meaningless, prove nothing, and continue to argue my opinion on what happened. Literally every person involved in the discussion, including those who previously agreed with my point of view, are trying to get me to realize that there is no further room for discussion. The facts have totally resolved the issue. Yet, I rant on, totally disregarding common sense or logic, causing everyone around me to go, "o.0 wtf?!!"
Seeing the increasing difficulty of defending my argument from the facts that disprove it with nothing but my opinion, I begin to play the victim role in order to win back support. This idea fails miserably, and at this point everyone who was previously involved in the now dead discussion (cuz of facts, 'natch) finds me to be insanely annoying, if not flat out retarded.
At this point, I request my thread be closed because I have lost my argument. And then I turn around and create another thread, equally as stupid.
Who am I?

This belongs in the riddles thread.
In answer: You are a sloth. Of course.