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Today I was in the elevator, and I had to take the biggest piss of my life, but I had to hold it. My face was all red, and there was this old lady with me as well.
Damn the makers of Mountain Dew!
Damn the makers of Mountain Dew!
Afghanblade Wrote:
Today I was in the elevator, and I had to take the biggest piss of my life, but I had to hold it. My face was all red, and there was this old lady with me as well.
Damn the makers of Mountain Dew!
Today I was in the elevator, and I had to take the biggest piss of my life, but I had to hold it. My face was all red, and there was this old lady with me as well.
Damn the makers of Mountain Dew!
Lol that must suck big time.
My worst experience was in an elevator was witha stinky fat person and he smelt so bad. I held my breath for such a long time, for 11 floors. Well for me that is a long time.


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I just bought Alice in Chains's "Dirt"; frickin' awesome, I love "Sickman" and the crazy screams in there...
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Ugh what a crazy day at work. These parents came up to my register and bought their son a McDonalds play kit, which is basically a little uniform, a fake plastic stove, and some plastic burgers to flip. How could they do that to their own son? Talk about having low expectations. Might as well just line him up against a wall and throw rocks at his head.


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I'm tired but I can't sleep...my brain keeps telling me to type posts here.


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TheKrypt Wrote:
A teacher today asked our class this question:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
For some reason I picked B out of the above choices... While most of the class picked C.
Who would you pick?
Spoilers to who the candidates are...
A teacher today asked our class this question:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
For some reason I picked B out of the above choices... While most of the class picked C.
Who would you pick?
Spoilers to who the candidates are...
Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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To anyone who cares, I'm not banned. I left of my own accord. This place is dead to me now.
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I got a new computer at work today!!! 




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I'm sitting in the university library right next to the printer, and it's making too much damn noise. Mother fucker shut up!
Toxik Wrote:
I wonder when the color of the leaves will change in my area, since fall is right around the corner. Well.. I guess I should ask TheKrypt since he knows a lot about plants.
I wonder when the color of the leaves will change in my area, since fall is right around the corner. Well.. I guess I should ask TheKrypt since he knows a lot about plants.
Maybe you should try to remember what color they were last fall, maybe then you wouldn't have to wonder as much.
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i typed this line with my chin.


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LiNKiNPaRkFreAk Wrote:
I'm sitting in the university library right next to the printer, and it's making too much damn noise. Mother fucker shut up!
I'm sitting in the university library right next to the printer, and it's making too much damn noise. Mother fucker shut up!
Ha...my printer hardly does anything at all.
Well, anyway, I'm going to bang my head on the keyboard...
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Owww. All that and all I got was that measly piece of crap.
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