Homer: D'oh!

Nelson: HA HA

It's sad I can't think of anymore right now. I'll come back with more.

"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!"

Had to youtube that one as soon as i read it.

Bart: "I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

Dr. Cheeks

"Testing!"



Wow, I totally forgot about that one! lol

Bart: Kippers for breakfast. Is it Saint Swibbin's day already? Tis, replied Aunt Helga.Aunt Helga.

St. Swibbens day is like British Groundhog day, iirc.


Homer: Guys like me? I'M A GUY LIKE ME!

Ralph: She's touching my special area!

Ralph: This is my sandbox. That's the deep end, I'm not allowed over there.
That's where Imet the Leprichaun, he told me to burn things!

Smither's computer starts up: Hello, Smithers, You're, quite good, at, turning, me, on.

Barney: I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!

Renier Wolfecastle: My eyes, the goggles do nothing!

Dr. Nick Riviera: Hi Everybody!
Whoever: Hi Doctor Nick!

Troy McLure: Hi, I'm Troy McLure, you may remember me from...

The Christmas Grumble: Gribbity, gribbity gru! I'll use your blood to make my stew!

Homer thinking: Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces...

Bart: Can't sleep, clown'll eat me!

Clown bed: If you should die, before you wake. HOO HOO HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Rod/Todd: Iron helps us play!

Granma Flanders: Hello Joe!

Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders.

British Flanders relative: Charmed(rolls eyes) uh, oogly, googly...



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bonjour you cheese eating surrender monkeys

Anything that involves Maggie doing the impossible are always my favorite moments.

And Angry Dad, that is my favorite episode, literally every moment in that episode has a memorable quote but... I don't think you guys want me to post the entire episode.

That is one of the best. Also, whoever wrote, "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!"

Lisa, after eating something incredibly spicy: I can see through time!

Boy: I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Patty (after seeing Homer naked): There goes the lingering threads of my heterosexuality.

Troy: You may remember me from such self-help videos as Get Confident, Stupid!
Dig Your own Grave and Save!
Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass!

Favorite Moments
-Homer picturing Barney in a bikini singing the "I Dream of Genie" theme
-Anytime Homer daydreams or trips out


Marge: Oh, look those shoes! If only I didn't already own a pair of shoes!

Lisa: In absence of an oppressive milleu, you feel your societal niche has been co-opted.
Bart: Guh?

Hans Moleman: Oh noooo. My brains.

As much as I love Lady Gaga, Lisa's rant to her is one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

Lisa: "This isn't about me, this is all about you! 'Hello! Hello, Springfield! It's me, Gaga! Why is everyone looking at my purple hair full of blue birds?' Well, I denounce thee! I denounce thee for giving people ambitions they can never fulfill! I denounce thee for positing a world where social acceptance and walking on heels are easy! I denounce thee! I denounce thee! I denounce thee!"

I got more. Some of my favorite Homer quotes:

"Well if he's so great, how come he's dead?"

"Dancing away my hunger pain. Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt! I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacrilegious way."

"Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love you touch! But you mustn't touch. His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear. Cuz his name can be said by anyone!"

"Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail."

"No tv and no beer make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"DON'T MIND IF I DO! Whaaa-wabble wabble wabble."

"Can't murder now, eating."

"To start, press any key. Where's the any key?"

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"

(That last one was actually a mistake made by Dan himself, and the writers suggested that they keep that mistake in)

"Mmm, forbidden donut."

"Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't "Homer J. Simpson."

"You have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

Grandpa: Quick! We have to kill the booooy!

Marge: How do you know he's a vampire?

Grandpa:*drops mallet and stake* He's a vampire? *runs out of the room screaming*

Homer: "BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?"

I remember the first time I saw that when I was a kid. I was laughing through the rest of the episode.

"MILHOUSE!"
"WHAT?"
"TELL BART TO COME HOME!"
"I THINK HE'S AT NELSON'S!"
"WHO'S NELSON?!"

Marge: But I like to snuggle!
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power! You strap yourself in and feel the G's!
Marge: Oh, Lord.


Milhouse: What I'm really scared of is piranhas. Do you remember that movie about when they sent that submarine to fight the piranhas, and one of the piranhas swims down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye and he goes, "AHHH! AHH!" And that old lady told him it would happen?

Bart: Roman numerals? They never even tried to teach us that in school!

Ms. Hoover: I never heard the word "embiggens" until I moved to Springfield.
Mrs. Krappobel: I can't imagine why, it's a perfectly "cromulent" word.

Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired!
Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?
Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
Skinner: Oh... That's much worse.

Milhouse: Do you remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and then you told me I never had any goldfish? Well, then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Comic Book Guy: Worst. Episode. Ever.

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, how is your Mother?

Johnny Tightlips: Whoa, whoa! Who says I got a Mother?

Later, during the shooting
Fat Tony: Johnny, can you see who's shooting?

Johnny Tightlips: I see alot of things...

Fat Tony: Y'know, you could be a little more helpful.

What do I tell the doc?
Johnny Tightlips: Tell him to suck a lemon.


Homer: You mean the Mob only did me a favor for something in return?! For shame...

Fat Tony: You're right, I should go... Hey, wait a minute!


Hans Moleman: There is no escape from the fortress of the Mole people! (they bungee back up) except that...



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