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posted05/02/2011 07:00 AM (UTC)by
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StormChaser
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03/31/2011 02:00 AM (UTC)
Post 'em here.

Marge: Maybe you can take solice in the fact that something you've created is making people happy.
Homer: Oh, I'm making people happy! Look at me, I'm the magical man from Happyland! I live in a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane! oh, in case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!
Marge: Well, duh.

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Milhouse: What I'm really scared of is pirrahanas. Did you ever see the movie where they sent the submarine to fight the pirrahanas, and one of the pirrahanas swims down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye and he goes, "AHHHHHH! AHHHH!" and that old lady told him it would happen?

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Chief Wiggum: Suspect is driving a red.... car. Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!

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Homer: He lied to me through song! I hate when people do that!
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Homer: GIve me inner peace or I'll mop the floor with ya.

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 •04/29/2011 04:01 AM (UTC) •
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Homer: D'oh!
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JediSith
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The enemy of my enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

 •04/29/2011 04:13 AM (UTC) •
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Dude...this site isn't big enough...
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SubMan799
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 •04/29/2011 04:21 AM (UTC) •
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 •04/29/2011 05:15 AM (UTC) •
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That was great!

Lisa: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
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Marge: My sisters are coming over tonight. Please be nice to them.
Homer: Ok, Marge, I'll be nice. Then I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.
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Child: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
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MORTAL KOMBAT APOCALYPSE

•04/29/2011 05:18 AM (UTC) •
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JediSith Wrote:
Dude...this site isn't big enough...


Agreed.

But off the top of my head:

Skinner: "I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?"

Superintendent Chalmers: "No, I said you were fired."

Skinner: "Oh. That's much worse."

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Helen Lovejoy: "I'm talking about S-E-X. In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."

Krusty: "Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down."

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 •04/29/2011 05:31 AM (UTC) •
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Ned: "Feels like i'm wearing nothing at all!"
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 •04/29/2011 05:35 AM (UTC) •
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Damocles84 Wrote:
Ned: "Feels like i'm wearing nothing at all!"


Nothing at all!

Nothing at all!!!

Nothing at all....

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The enemy of my enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

 •04/29/2011 05:36 AM (UTC) •
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SubMan799 Wrote:
Damocles84 Wrote:
Ned: "Feels like i'm wearing nothing at all!"


Nothing at all!

Nothing at all!!!

Nothing at all....


Stupid sexy Flanders!

-Chalmers: "Good lord, what is happening in there?!" -Skinner: "...Aurora Borealis?" -Chalmers: "A...Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?!" -Skinner: "Yes." -Chalmers"........May I see it?" -Skinner: "...No."
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 •04/29/2011 05:37 AM (UTC) •
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STUPID SEXY FLANDERS...

Gimmie that ya noodle armed quire boy.
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SubMan799
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 •04/29/2011 05:41 AM (UTC) •
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Bonjour! Ya cheese eating surrender monkey!
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JediSith
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The enemy of my enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

 •04/29/2011 05:47 AM (UTC) •
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Homer: "Kids...How would you...like to go...to BLOCKO LAND!!!???"

Both: "Meh."

Homer: "But the TV said..."

Bart: "We said 'Meh'"

Lisa: "M-E-H: Meh."

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Homer: "Thanks for turning on the TV, Lisa."

Lisa: "I didn't turn it on, I thought you did."

Homer: "Oh, well turn it off then."

Lisa: "....It is off..."

*cue X-Files theme*
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 •04/29/2011 05:50 AM (UTC) •
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Homer: "Hello, i'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Clerk: "OK, Mr. Burns. Uh, what's your first name?"

Homer: "I don't know."

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 •04/29/2011 06:00 AM (UTC) •
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You bath-takin, underpants-wearin' lily hugger!

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Damocles84
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 •04/29/2011 06:06 AM (UTC) •
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Moe on the lie detector...


Officer: "Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"

Moe: "No!"

*Buzz!*

Moe: "All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him!"

*Ding!*

Officer: "Checks out. OK sir, you're free to go."

Moe: "Good, cause I have a hot date tonight."

*Buzz!*

"A date."

*Buzz!*

"Dinner with friends."

*Buzz!*

"Dinner alone."

*Buzz!*

"Watching T.V. alone."

*Buzz!*

"All right! I'm gonna sit at home, and ogle the ladies in the 'Victoria's Secret' catalog."

*Buzz!*

"... 'Sears' catalog."

*Ding!*

"Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!"

*Buzz!*
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 •04/29/2011 11:06 AM (UTC) •
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Everthing Professor Frink has ever said
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StatueofLiberty
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 •04/29/2011 04:19 PM (UTC) •
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"You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!"
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Icebaby
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 •04/29/2011 05:51 PM (UTC) •
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I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids! I beat the-- *falls on project* Oh, I bent my Wookie!

♪ ♫ Dancing away my hunger pain, moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt! I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacrilegious way. ♪ ♫

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T.

MILHOOOOOOOUSE!
Wwwwwwhhat?
TELL BART TO COME HOME!
I THINK HE'S AT NELSON'S!
WHOOOO'S NELSON?

WHAT?1 Spider poison is people poison?

Hahaha, laughing time is over.

Le grille? What the hell is that?

Now we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector, I'll just ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Yes *Lie detector explodes*

That's all I got for right now. Yes, I am a huge Simpsons fan.
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 •04/29/2011 06:06 PM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:
That was great!

Lisa: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!


Lmao! I remember that!

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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 •04/29/2011 10:33 PM (UTC) •
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AAAAAAWWWWWWWW the DENVER BRONCOS!!!?!?!
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 •04/30/2011 04:54 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
AAAAAAWWWWWWWW the DENVER BRONCOS!!!?!?!


Even as a Broncos fan, that still cracks me up.

SELMA: Is it just me, or did it suddenly get fatter in here?

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RALPH: My daddy shoots people.

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 •04/30/2011 05:10 AM (UTC) •
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Selma: *Referring to Homer's disappearance* "Huh. It's like he just disappeared into fat air. "
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 •05/01/2011 04:18 AM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:
AAAAAAWWWWWWWW the DENVER BRONCOS!!!?!?!


Even as a Broncos fan, that still cracks me up.

SELMA: Is it just me, or did it suddenly get fatter in here?

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RALPH: My daddy shoots people.



I live in Colorado, so I know how bad our team used to be.

Grandpa: I'm going to the outhouse

Lisa: Grandpa we don't have an outhouse.

Homer: AHHHHHH! MY TOOL SHED!
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •05/01/2011 05:11 AM (UTC) •
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Worst. Thread. Ever.
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 •05/01/2011 05:25 AM (UTC) •
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"Insert any possible sentence here"

Honestly, that show is older than Mars. What haven't they said?

Although...Ralphie..."Go Banana!"
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