Patrick Swayze from Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar: What In Gay Hell?

"You son of a bitch Humphrey." -Cannibal the Musical

Vecini - "He didn't fall?!?!? Inconceivable!"
Inigo Montoys - "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."
- The Princess Bride

Too many to list!

"Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Return Of The Jedi.

I agree with the Collateral quotes above.

Also,
"I will give him an offer he can;t refuse"-Vito Corleone

"Some mothafuckas are always trying to ice-skate uphill"-Blade

"You need a guy like me. You people need a guy like me so you can point and say that is the bad guy. So what does that make you? Good? Your not good. You just know how to hide. How to lie. I don't have that problem. Even when I lie, I tell the truth".-Tony Montana

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I have to get me one of these!!"-Will Smith, ID4

"Everyone thinks we found this broken down horse and fixed him up. But we didn't. He fixed us. And I guess in a way, we fixed each other too"-Red Pollard, Seabiscuit

"Yeah right when Godzilla come you'll be TRIPPIN!! I seen the movies. Nadiga!! Nadiga!!" Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 2

The whole Chris Tucker racism argument at the casino table in Rush Hour 2.

"Your nothing to me Fredo. Not a brother, not a friend. Nothing."-Michael Corleone

"Your not afriad of the dark are you"-Riddick

"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."- Chief Brody

"I will break him."- The Witch King of Agmar

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthfucka, muthfucka! When I touch brain, I become superfly TNT!"- Jules

"You've had your whole fucking LIFE to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gonna do you now?"- Jack Torrence

"Sure, I could've stayed. Maybe even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby."- Ash

"Only the human mind could invent something as insipid as love."- Agent Smith

"Never trust a beautiful woman. Especially one that's interested in you."- Magneto


and a classic from "The Running Man":
"I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and pull out your God damn spine!"

say hello to my wittle friend-tony mantana
i tony mantana! you fuck with me you fuck with the best-tony mantana
i have my word and my balls and i dont break them for no one.-tony mantana
im a cop you idiot!- arnold swezneger as dectective john kibble in kidegarden cop
ill be back-arnold swezneger
those were 500 dollar sunglasses you asshole-johnny cage
ur dead- ray liota from goodfellas

ill have more later.

i agree with all your donnie darko quotes...lol thats the greatest movie!

"Shay ello to my widdle fwend!"
-Tony Montana 'Scarface'

"We just gotta keep fuckin eachother till we're all the same color"
-Warren Beatty 'Bullworth'

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"
-Tyler Durden 'Fight Club'

"So tell me my man... Are you nervous in the service?"
-Ruby Rod 'The Fifth Element'

"We're goin streaking!"
-Frank the Tank 'Old School'

"We are the knights who say... ni!"
-'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'

EDIT: travelingwilbury, I can't believe you're quoting Kindergarten Cop and not including this classic: "Eet's not a tooma!"

"God kills indescriminately, and so shall we."- Lestat (Interview With A Vampire)

"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"- Indigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)

"All that matters, is the ending. Thats the most important part of the story, the ending. And this, this is good. This is perfect." -Mort Rainey (Secret Window)

"There's something out there, and it ain't no man."- Billy (Predator)

"So let me get this right. They defrosted you just so you could lasso my piddly ass? Damn you've been had." Simon Phoenix (Demolition Man)

"According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?"- Edgar Friendly (Demoliton Man)

"We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over, man! Game over!"- Hudson (Aliens)

"Alright, sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows!"- Apone (Aliens)

"Get away from her you bitch!" -Riply (Aliens)

"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention."- John Doe (Se7en)

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."- William Summerset (Se7en)

"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people"- Kobayashi (The Usual Suspects)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."- Verbal (The Usual Suspects)

"And like that... he's gone."- Verbal (The Usual Suspects)

"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. You know, Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out and they used to *eat* it! You're hypocrites! All a ya!"- Phil Connors (Groundhog Day)

There are plenty more but this is what I came up with off hand.

If I was lazy I'd just say, the entire movie Fight Club. But right now I'm not so here are some of my favs:

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. ---- Tyler Durden

In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. ----Tyler Durden

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ----yep, you guess it, Tyler Durden

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.----Ed Norton's charecter (unamed in the movie, Jack in the book)

OK, now onto other movies

-Ed Norton's mirror solioquy from the 25th hour.(I am not about to write it out, or even copy and paste it. It is too long, and it may offend quite a few people. Let's just say it's the ultimate FUCK YOU)

--Resevior Dogs--
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

--Much Ado About Nothing--
I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace; and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime, let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me. (I prefer the play, because in the movie and this is said by Keanu Reeves, and it isn't great.)

I may come back with more, but I think that's enough for right now.

Meow....Catwoman (Batman:Returns)

I wouldn't touch you to scratch you....Catwoman (Batman: Returns)

Life's a Bitch, now SO am I....Catwoman (Batman:Returns)

"Darling! Light of my life! I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash you're brains in. I'M GONNA BASH YOU'RE FUCKING BRAINS IN!!!" - Jack Torrance (The Shining)

"This is God" - Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Demons to some, Angels to others" - Pinhead (Hellraiser)

"I got it! Without they're heads, they're powerless!" - (Scary Movie 3)

"I've seen a lot of things in my life, but that...was...AWESOME!!! Oh, sorry about you're car dude" - Chris Farley (Tommy Boy)

I'll have more later

"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."

"They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know."

"You think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp? Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. Two in the back of the fuckin' head. Cops'd throw a party, man."

"If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together."

"Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother fucker. I mean, he gets paid by people to fuck guys up."

"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."

"Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?"

"I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis."

All from one movie

"mmmhmmm All ya'll talkers up in hear, it's time to keep it down right now"....Brenda (Scary Movie)

"Sshh BACK AT YOU!"...Brenda (Scary Movie)

"I know you beta get outa my FACE!".....Brenda (Scary Movie)


LONG LIVE BRENDA!!!!!!

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger" - Jules in Pulp Fiction

"One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!" - Two-Face in Batman Forever

"We are the Knights who say... NI. " - The Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY, isn't it? - Tim the Enchanter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Well congradulations numb-nuts, you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' jack-in-the-box!"

"I've got my country's anniversery to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gildur to frame for it. I'm swamped."

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It'd be a shame to damage yours."

"Alright pussyface, it's your move."

"How long can we maintain I wonder. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family. Would he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off an bury him somewhere. Because it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of crazed outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'd hunt us down like dogs....jeeze did I just say that..? Or think it? Was I talking........did they hear me..?"

"Those people are trying to kill us!"
"I KNOW DAD!"
"Sorry, it's new experience for me."
"Yeah? Happens to me all the time."

"I'm the anti-christ. When you go to Heaven, you can tell the angels that never saw evil so personified as in the man who killed you."

Here are some from American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Patrick Bateman: You are a fucking ugly bitch and I want to stab you to death and play with your blood.

Patrick Bateman: My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfil my needs.

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Patrick Bateman: Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
David Van Patten: The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.
Craig McDermott: So what did he say?
Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick..."

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Patrick Bateman: Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

Patrick Bateman: [voice-over] There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

Patrick Bateman: [voice over] As we enter the restaurant, I am almost in tears, fearing we won't get a good table. But thankfully we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

Well I almost quoted the whole movie anyway thanks for posting.

"You humanoids never give up on something you love, no matter how much it hurts you." - C3PO

"I have been given nothing, God makes men what they are." - Will Wallace

"Who will cry for the little boy, who cries inside of me?" - Antwone Fisher

Freeeeeedddoooooommmmmmmm!!!! - Take a wild guess.

"Looks like love at first sight to me."- Hicks (Aliens)

"Maybe we could build a fire...sing a couple of songs."- Carter Burke (Aliens)

"What are you going to try next...cheese?"- Dillon (Predator)
"It won't make any difference."- Newt (Aliens)

"welcome to prime time BITCH" - Freddy Krueger
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3

Tyler Durden: Whoa! Okay, you are now firing a gun . . . at your imaginary friend . . . near 400 gallons or nitroglycerin!-Fight Club

Smith: You like what I've done with the place? Matrix Revolutions

Buck: My name is buck and I am here to f.u.c.k: Kill Bill Vol 1

Smith: You look surprise to see me again Mr Anderson, using all the muscles instead of the one that matters the most. Matrix Reloaded

Persephone: She wasn't kissing your lips my love. Matrix Reloaded

"Mrs. Dalloway decided to get the flowers herself." --Virginia, The Hours

"Mrs. Dalloway decided to get the flowers herself." --Laura, The Hours

"I think I'll get the flowers myself." --Mrs. Dalloway, The Hours