Umm it's kind of hard to learn how to fight by reading from something written (especially online). Plus just asking sounds way too vague, be more specific.

If for example you want to learn how to defend yourself from someone who is looking to kick your ass right now and you never fought a day in your life, you are pretty much screwed.

If you are talking about actual fighting I have too give you some tips.First don't fight when someone hasn't push you too the limits,second of all,fighting isn't good, it's just going too make you feel tough and make you have badboy friends only.Well if you wan't some tips because people at school are bullying you here they are.Never be afraid if your anemy approaches you be calm act even like he don't exist but if he hits you don't tell the teacher it'll only make him think you're a coward.Is this person bigger than you,well if he is make friends with bigger people than him so they'll fight for you but if they're not around fight him until the end he must have too get hurt in a body too body battle.These maynot be the right tips for you because you haven't explain too much in your thread.One more thing,hope you're not talking about mortal kombat game.

Dim@s welcome too mortal kombat forum,this is where all the true mkfans at and we're very friendly too.

Dimats: Practice, Practice, Practice.

-Shoe

Why do you want to learn to fight?

That's the most important thing, look at your motives, then decide where to go from there.

finally a forum where i can help someone...Dim@s time to introduce you to my good friend Mr. Baseball bat. you bring this to skool and knock him into next week. I did that once noone ever got in my way again. So try it, if anything hit him in the knees so he buckles then call him a bitch, then everyone will laff at him and be scared of you.

(I'd like it noted that i don't condone violence unless it is clean, well meaning compitition or absolutlty detrimental to one's survival.)

"If you stand up you live, if you lie down you die".

That being said "standing up" or standing up for yourself doesn't mean choosing fighting someone, it means that if you are forced into a fight, give what you have to give to escape, deter, or defeat your attacker regardless of his size or strength.

This thread, it sounds as if you want to know how to beat the shit outta people in an offensive way (as a choice) to prove you are better than someone else. Why isn't really important, but the best advice i can give you is - don't...

However if there is no option but to fight (your life depends on it), just hit the weak spots (eyes, neck, groin, throat ect) with fingertip strikes and clawing. It's an easy method to take down people much bigger than you...and possibly do some serious (and long term) damage.

Now to leave someone blind, or put your fingers through somebodys neck (or leave them with some other horrific injury), is obviously not something to take lightly (if not because of the guilt then for the penalties of doing so...im sure prison isn't as breezy as some people make it out to be) but if you're going to fight, fight like you mean it, fight like your life depends on it, because if it doesn't then you shouldn't be fighting at all.

It's best to just take a few blows and turn the other cheek than get caught up in petty ego fueled fights, but if somebody just swung a blade at you, skewer 'em. Perhaps it'll be a learning curve for the foolish barstard.

Thats all the advice i can give.
Maybe it's obvious, and maybe you'll disagree with it, but thats how i live my life nowadays, and fortunatley i've never had to deal with a serious situation (though i've "turned the other cheek" many times, and im glad i did.)

vanhelsing976 Wrote: finally a forum where i can help someone...Dim@s time to introduce you to my good friend Mr. Baseball bat. you bring this to skool and knock him into next week. I did that once noone ever got in my way again. So try it, if anything hit him in the knees so he buckles then call him a bitch, then everyone will laff at him and be scared of you.

Lol ^^^ Good stuff

Well it all depends really.

If you've never fought before, good luck. If you know the time place, or if you know he's coming for you, be ready. My advice, since u never rumbled, just get as pissed off as you can and swing, better yet try and take him down and then get on top and pound his face in, or snap his ankle with a wrestling move (watch WWE tonight).

If you are getting ur ass beat or you get jumped, grab a brick or any weapon close by. Anything works.

Practice on a heavy bag or shadow box, it sounds lame but you will need some practice to see how fast your fists move, also practice a good combo, try a few body shots real quick followed by a jab right to the throat.

If you get ur ass kicked, then use the bat.

Whatever you do, don't peter out and make sure you win.

ps - a hard chop/punch to the throat will take anyone down but you better finish him off while he's down, cause it tends to piss ppl the fuck off royally when they 'come to'.

Bad advise people,let the kid explain and we'll answer him after.Are you guys sure he is talking about bullying maybe he's even talking about mortal kombat.

Low blow, run, repeat as necessary.

WHY exactly do you want us to teach you how to fight?

If it's just to act tough and beat up people, then do not expect much help.

If it is for a more important cause, like defending yourself... well we'll see.

He is entering himself in the next Mortal Kombat

Cyborg_wolf Wrote: WHY exactly do you want us to teach you how to fight? If it's just to act tough and beat up people, then do not expect much help. If it is for a more important cause, like defending yourself... well we'll see.

practice some martial arts.. well i guess

blade-tsung Wrote: If you are getting ur ass beat or you get jumped, grab a brick or any weapon close by. Anything works. .

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!A brick thats classic...

blade-tsung Wrote: He is entering himself in the next Mortal Kombat Cyborg_wolf Wrote: WHY exactly do you want us to teach you how to fight? If it's just to act tough and beat up people, then do not expect much help. If it is for a more important cause, like defending yourself... well we'll see.

LOL.

If that is so, he'll really need to learn... How to scream when being killed by Fatality.
Well, at least it can't get worse than Stryker... Can it?