first i'd like to say that i want to take a PSG-1 Sniper Rifle and get to the highest point in walt disney world and pluck out mickey mouse.

ahem, lol, lets see, uh... i guess that was actually my major number one, LMAO.

Not to put too fine a point on it; everyone on Earth.

Just to be sure.

lets just say i dont like Bush haha

i use to think that life was something that we shouldnt get to decide on who gets to live it and who doesnt. i never beleaved it was fair to decide if a man should live or die. that was some time ago. cause now i have changed my opinion. i have promised myself that every rapist, killer, drug dealer and all the other low life pieces of shit will pay for what they have done. now i know what everyone here is thinking. he is just being stupid and trying to look for attention by spouting off like this. well in a way ur right. i would love it if you would spread the word that if you hurt people......people will hurt you(mainly me). and the reason i think like this now and say all these things is the fact that my bestfriend was raped and killed because she was trying to buy drugs........

I want to fucking kill you all.

I want to take a fucking sniper to your head, and kill you quickly.

No.. Screw that.. I take a knife and slowly jab it into your chest, watching as the blood oozes out, onto the blade. Then I will lick it off and cut off your jaw, and watch as the sparkling red blood drips down the side of your neck. I'll then kick you in the stomach and punch you in the face.
Than just as you want me to just kill you, I will stab the fuck out of you until you are in so much pain, its just fucking unbearable. I'll the shove a funnel in your throut and poor horse shit in it, until you drown in it...

Uh.. Aheh.. Sorry about that.. Just uh.. Rambling on.. Continue!

Torchia Wrote: I want to fucking kill you all. I want to take a fucking sniper to your head, and kill you quickly. No.. Screw that.. I take a knife and slowly jab it into your chest, watching as the blood oozes out, onto the blade. Then I will lick it off and cut off your jaw, and watch as the sparkling red blood drips down the side of your neck. I'll then kick you in the stomach and punch you in the face. Than just as you want me to just kill you, I will stab the fuck out of you until you are in so much pain, its just fucking unbearable. I'll the shove a funnel in your throut and poor horse shit in it, until you drown in it...

I think i'm officially scared now.

Torchia Wrote: I want to fucking kill you all. I want to take a fucking sniper to your head, and kill you quickly. No.. Screw that.. I take a knife and slowly jab it into your chest, watching as the blood oozes out, onto the blade. Then I will lick it off and cut off your jaw, and watch as the sparkling red blood drips down the side of your neck. I'll then kick you in the stomach and punch you in the face. Than just as you want me to just kill you, I will stab the fuck out of you until you are in so much pain, its just fucking unbearable. I'll the shove a funnel in your throut and poor horse shit in it, until you drown in it... Uh.. Aheh.. Sorry about that.. Just uh.. Rambling on.. Continue!

That was beautiful...

SUBZILLA Wrote: i use to think that life was something that we shouldnt get to decide on who gets to live it and who doesnt. i never beleaved it was fair to decide if a man should live or die. that was some time ago. cause now i have changed my opinion. i have promised myself that every rapist, killer, drug dealer and all the other low life pieces of shit will pay for what they have done. now i know what everyone here is thinking. he is just being stupid and trying to look for attention by spouting off like this. well in a way ur right. i would love it if you would spread the word that if you hurt people......people will hurt you(mainly me). and the reason i think like this now and say all these things is the fact that my bestfriend was raped and killed because she was trying to buy drugs........

Im really sorry to hear that subzilla. BTW, that was a very mature responce. What you said is actually true, and I understand your pain.

One of my best friends killed herself, not the same thing, but hey, it hurted. I just hope you are ok and feeling better.

Rush Limbaugh. I'd choke him with his own obnoxious stupidity.

Torchia Wrote: I want to fucking kill you all. I want to take a fucking sniper to your head, and kill you quickly. No.. Screw that.. I take a knife and slowly jab it into your chest, watching as the blood oozes out, onto the blade. Then I will lick it off and cut off your jaw, and watch as the sparkling red blood drips down the side of your neck. I'll then kick you in the stomach and punch you in the face. Than just as you want me to just kill you, I will stab the fuck out of you until you are in so much pain, its just fucking unbearable. I'll the shove a funnel in your throut and poor horse shit in it, until you drown in it... Uh.. Aheh.. Sorry about that.. Just uh.. Rambling on.. Continue!

What he said.

My friend in high school.....I wanted so much to take his life.This man was beyond annoying.He had no friends(besides me), acted like an asshole in class just to get attenion, and wouldn't fucking leave me alone!!!Seriously this guy felt like a bloody stalker.I broke up with him after high school(Oh dear god....)and that sorry sonofabitch called me for two weeks after....I was afraid to leave the house. That was the first person I've ever wanted to kill in my life. I remember shining my new sword just think to myself how I could get away with killing him.A friend that doesn't realize when a friendship is over is a sad thing indeed. I'm not a bad person. I just knew after school was finished I never whanted to be friends with that person again. Please don't....judge me, I've suffered too much already.

Bezou Wrote: Not to put too fine a point on it; everyone on Earth. Just to be sure.

^^^ im with you

A kid at school. He's a nerdy know-it-all that doesn't know when to shut up. And for some reason, girls actually like him. And, when I insult him, he comes up with the world's lamest comebacks. I'm short I might add, so he calls me "Stawberry Shortcake" Oh, that hurt so much. So I get back at him by making fun of his friend (who is the approx. weight of Pluto). But he is the MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH!!!

Choice of death: Slow strangulation.
2nd Choice: Beat him to death with something heavy.

oh-k show of hands who believes in God?


Jesus man I don't even think you people undertsnad the finality of death. if you have been hurt do not let it dwell within you if someone wrongs you DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT don't jar it up inside you so it gets to the point you want to take a life, everyone matters to someone else so you're just causing more grief. this is whats wrong with the world today...

NeoScorpion Wrote: oh-k show of hands who believes in God? Jesus man I don't even think you people undertsnad the finality of death. if you have been hurt do not let it dwell within you if someone wrongs you DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT don't jar it up inside you so it gets to the point you want to take a life, everyone matters to someone else so you're just causing more grief. this is whats wrong with the world today...

First of all religious talk is prohibited, and I don't care what Jebus says anyway.

Besides, if it isn't obvious to you noone is serious here, then I think you need to read a little book called 'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Humour'.

Bezou Wrote: Not to put too fine a point on it; everyone on Earth. Just to be sure.

Soo, instrument of choice will you be using to kill yourself? Everyone includes you too, haha!

As of now, I'd like to kill the people who spam vote on my Fan Art pics. I want to hunt them down, rip their tongues out and feed it to them. Then cut their arms and legs off with a rusty saw and pour Hydrochloric acid on the wounds then codorize them with a red hot iron poker. Then take a power drill, heat the end of it and drill into their eyes, codorizing it closed so they don't bleed to death on me. Then I'd bury their limbless bodies next to a river at low tide and chuck rocks at their heads until the tide comes in and drowns them. After they're dead I'd hang all their heads off of my ceiling, take a picture of it and post it on this site to let everybody know that this is the shit that happens when you piss me off... now that I'm done ranting, I've got some work to do... (grabs a rusty saw and walks away from computer).

oh sure since death is so funny...

well what If I told you I would strap your sister to a tree and beat ther with a frozen cod untill her face is bloody and scaly then I'd light a paper bag full of dog shit at her feet so she's forced to put it out just so I could hear it go 'squish' cuz that kind of shit is funny to me...

death occurs much too often to just want it to happen...

NeoScorpion Wrote: oh sure since death is so funny... well what If I told you I would strap your sister to a tree and beat ther with a frozen cod untill her face is bloody and scaly then I'd light a paper bag full of dog shit at her feet so she's forced to put it out just so I could hear it go 'squish' cuz that kind of shit is funny to me... death occurs much too often to just want it to happen...

Jebus! It's only a hypothetical question, not meant to insinuate you would actually kill that person. It's goofing around, the IDEA is a joke we're not making DEATH a joke. OBTUSE.

NeoScorpion Wrote: oh sure since death is so funny... well what If I told you I would strap your sister to a tree and beat ther with a frozen cod untill her face is bloody and scaly then I'd light a paper bag full of dog shit at her feet so she's forced to put it out just so I could hear it go 'squish' cuz that kind of shit is funny to me... death occurs much too often to just want it to happen...

i dont have a sister. :p anyways, i would kill dr. phil, and that joe leberman guy.

(smacks self in head) How dare I forget my customer service manager. He's a very special case. I'd strap him to a chair, put his testicles in a vice and clamp it on them till they crush into a jelly. Then I'd kill his family in front of him and, tying four metal hooks to his jaw to keep his mouth open, force him to drink their blood. Then I'd take a Sledge hammer and smash each one of his feet with it. Then I'd set fire to his hands and put it out once he gets extremely painful burns on them, then dip his hands in Lemon juice. Then I would take my sword and lunge it down his throat and twist it. (shivers with anticipation) Sorry I don't find this funny I find it exhilirating and a good place to brainstorm some ideas before I execute them. (cracks neck side to side)God I would thoroughly enjoy that.

jebus? spell check fool, or you're going to the wrong church...

well hmmm... you call a complete idiot so I try to prove to you death is anything but funny, physical commedy yeah funny but death is most certainly not funny...

Paris Hilton
Nichole Richie
Hillary Duff
Jessica Simpson
Nick Lache
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Ashton Kutcher
Elijah Wood
Colin Farell
Justin Timberlake
Michael Jackson
Martha Stewart
Tobey Maguire (or however you spell it)
Kirsten Dunst
Madonna
Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Every member of Blink-182
Sarah Brightman
etc., etc., etc....

Get it through your head NeoScorpion. I don't find actual death as funny, it's just the hypothetical idea of certain people getting their's for their stupidity or whatever.

And of course I know I'm spelling it wrong, I'm spelling it Jebus on purpose, to MAKE FUN OF IT. And I don't care about what your church or any other says, I piss on your God.

End of discussion.