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posted04/24/2004 04:25 AM (UTC)by

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10/27/2002 05:48 AM (UTC)

Wow. I think I would of chosen the chick...

From IGN.com

April 21, 2004 - Here's a story with industry-shaking ramifications. Last night's Giants game here in San Francisco was Singles Night, which means special events to encourage love-flavored pairing up. Last night, mid-game, three "Bachelors" were chosen to win the favor of a "Mini-Bachelorette." The young lady in question, Jordan, was buxom and brunette. Among her notable qualities was fluency in Portuguese. At stake for the three Bachelors was a chance to spend a paid evening out with her.

Each Bachelor had a chance to introduce himself and charm their way to a win. While Bachelor Number One was inaudible and Bachelor Number Three's attempt at humor fell flat, Bachelor Number Two said that, as he's planning a trip to Brazil, he wouldn't mind picking up a little Portuguese.

It was enough for Jordan. "Well, I'd like to teach him," she said. Hubba-hubba.

Bachelor Number Two was told that he could choose one of two prizes: either an expenses-paid date with lovely young Jordan, or a PlayStation 2.

He took the PlayStation. The men in the audience cheered.

Looks like when it comes down to a choice between videogames and female attention, these days, videogames are winning out.

MrSchpfmut

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•04/22/2004 09:19 PM (UTC) •

LOL! I dunno... I think if i were taking a trip to brazil i would have taken the ps as well. I've heard brazil has THE fattest parties and the women are too fine! c'mon, you know you've watched wild on a few times...

Sub-ZeroMasta

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•04/22/2004 09:27 PM (UTC) •

Lol i agree with you MrSchpfmut. If that was me and I even already have a PS2, I still would have taken the PS2. I would take the PS2 and either sell it or give it to my buddy that didnt have one. I mean why would he take sand to the beach? There will be plenty of hott chicks in Brazil.

Alpha_Q_Up

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•04/23/2004 01:15 AM (UTC) •

Was the girl hot, cause if she was, then this guy is hands down THE stupidest guy on earth.

P***Y >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PS2

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•04/23/2004 01:49 AM (UTC) •

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
Was the girl hot, cause if she was, then this guy is hands down THE stupidest guy on earth.

Who cares if the girl looks hot? What about her personality?

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•04/23/2004 02:06 AM (UTC) •

As long as she was hot I would take her since I already got a PS2, otherwise I would take that and sell it for some dough.

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•04/23/2004 07:08 AM (UTC) •

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
Was the girl hot, cause if she was, then this guy is hands down THE stupidest guy on earth.

P***Y >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PS2

Not really, one is forever, and one is for one single date that could turn to crap.

Alpha_Q_Up

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•04/24/2004 04:12 AM (UTC) •

Sponge-Zer0 Wrote:

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
Was the girl hot, cause if she was, then this guy is hands down THE stupidest guy on earth.

Who cares if the girl looks hot? What about her personality?

True, but you honestly can't tell me you would have a relationship with a girl with a good personality and is butt ugly.

JayboH Wrote:
Not really, one is forever, and one is for one single date that could turn to crap.

But the oppurtunity is so much greater than a freakin PS2, you can buy a PS2 with money, but to get a woman is more difficult. I would've taken the chance with a date, and if it was bad, who cares, you'll never see her again.