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give me a floppy dildo
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that's DEFINITELY a floppy dildo..... XD
give me Mecha Streisand

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HA! NICE!
Give me dirty dirty sexy sex



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If by 'Da Funk' you meant the Daft Punk song...

Give me a cute animal!
Give me a cute animal!


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About Me
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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Give me Batman
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give me ur pants

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Give me a Crocker

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Give me a pony!
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give me Mecha Streisand 2010 XD

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This is a stickup!
Give me all your money!


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Give me a disease

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Give me an awesome movie poster!


About Me
Shao Kahn did nothing wrong
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Give me a hickey.


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J-spit Wrote:
close enough.
Give me a break.

close enough.
Give me a break.
J-spit Wrote:
close enough.
Give me a break.

close enough.
Give me a break.
Damn! I was gonna post that
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