No! Not the Animal Crossing tool!
I'm talking about the old video game from SEGA!

I can still remember the first time beating this old game with my brother when I was 7 and we got a bunch of old games. Golden Axe was one of the greatest beat-em-ups ever, the best in my opinion.

Golden Axe pretty much solidified me into gaming. MK;DA got me started, but Golden Axe kept me going.

How I would love to get my hands on a copy and just tear through that old game like the old days when I started my gaming life. Oh, wait...
Wii Virtual Console!

It's still one of my best ways to take out anger, besides my usual tactics.