I usually don't send food back unless the mistake is bad enough to warrant a refund or a free dinner. A hair would probably qualify as such. If I found a hair longer than one of my own in my dish, that meal is fucking over. I wouldn't be a dick about it, but when it comes to food and other people's DNA, it's the only way to proceed.

At Subway, I filled my cup with ice, and in that ice was a roach leg. That's about the most fucked up thing I've had to endure food-wise.

I tell em:

"BITCH, ONE OF YALL MOTHERFUCKAS DONE DROPPED A FOLICLE IN MAH EATINS, AND I AINT PAYING THE BILL TILL I GETS A REFUND, OR A NEW DISH! I AINT BOUT TO EAT YO HAIR AND GET AIDS OR SUM SHIT! EITHER I GET A REFUND AND HEAD OVA TO MICKEY D'S, YOU GET ME NEW FOOD, OR I MAKE YO BITCH ASS EAT THE HAIR YOSELF!"

It might cause a bit of a scene, but I must take authoritative steps into the problem to ensure that my demands are reached.

What if the waiter was hot?

Then, the speech would be a little different:

"BITCH, YOU DONE DROPPED A FOLICLE IN MAH EATINS, AND I AINT PAYING THE BILL TILL I GETS A REFUND, OR A NEW DISH! I AINT BOUT TO EAT YO HAIR AND GET AIDS OR SUM SHIT! EITHER I GET A REFUND AND HEAD OVA TO MICKEY D'S, YOU GET ME NEW FOOD, OR I MAKE YO FINE ASS EAT MY DICK! MAKE YO CHOICE HOE, I AINT GOT ALL DAY!"

I feel you bro. I found a huge fucking clunk of hair on my chicken selects and on my cup at mc donalds. I took that shit right back and they were very nice people and made no big deal about it and gave me free large fries

Haven't really had bad luck with hair in the food eating out, but at home it's a different story. I love my wifes long hair, but sometimes I get more hair in my meal than lions do!!!

Make way he's a lady killer.

It all goes back to the Wendy's Chili and Thumb controversy. Take it back and complain.

If the inevitable did happen to where I would have someone's hair in it, I would try to joke about it, and refuse to eat it. Then me and a couple of friends would try to put everyone's different parts of the meal into just one big mess. Then we would dare someone some ridiculous amount of money to eat a bite, and lie about the money amount. Then we would all go into one of those play houses at McDonalds until we were told to get out...Like cannonball into a ball pit.

I take it out and continue eating.

Well the hair will have most likely come from my birds nest of a scalp, so I probably wouldn't say anything.

Ever see the movie "Waiting" ?

aside from some of the funniest things in a movie i have ever seen, it tought me...

Dont fuck with the people who handle your food.

Id stop eating, burn the loss and leave so next time, they wont spit in your food for making a big deal. Unless its "The Keg" where theres 10000 people in there a da and theyd never remember you.


-Kasselman

Yea, but if something like hair in my food happened to me, I'm not going back to that place again, at least not for a long time.

It depends on my mood. If my appetite isn't there, then I'll take it as a sign to stop eating, but if I'm still hungry I won't make a scene or even tell the waiter. I just move it and eat around it or something. And I'm not talking about like a six inch piece of hair. I mean like sometimes I find an eyelash or something.