I want my funeral to be as amusing as possible. I'll have my body hooked up to wires to that it might sing and dance for my friends. I'll have George Carlin deliver my eulogy. As for my death, I want to fall.

From a plane.

While on fire.

On to my school's senior prom.

Now that's the way to go!

Since I prefer to live forever, I'll tell you what a friend said about his funeral. He told me that he wouldn't want everyone to be sad when he's laid into the ground. He would want us to enjoy ourself in celebrating his life. He wanted a Roman Orgy Funeral where everyone would enjoy ourselves while remembering his life. Wine, women, debauchery, music, the whole nine yards!!

Now... while I appreciated his generous gesture, I kinda made the point that I didn't think that we'd be too interested in remembering him if we'd be... how should I say it... "preoccupied" with the festivities of his funeral. But he said that would be cool with him just as long we had fun.

Hmmmmmmmm.... next time I see him I should probably take the man for a drive. Of a cliff!


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Hmm, I haven't really thought about that. I have a general fear of extreme pain, meaning, pain enough for me to die from it. I would prefer a quiet death, like dieing in my sleep, loss of blood, something quiet, where I just slowly lose grip instead of being jerked out. Something quick would be okay too, as long as it doesn't hurt too much ;P

For my funeral, I don't know what I'd want, I haven't really thought about it. I'll think about it and probably come back and post with my answer.

I want to die in a muvie stunt.I'll be sliding down a pole or sumthing and my skin will be somehow ripped off.And I want it to last about three-four days before I die.I want a fast funeral.

People should be thinking about how you want to live your life with your family and friends to the best of your ability and to be successful in your life

We shouldnt be thinking about how we're gonna die or get buried, but by how we'll be remembered by our families long after we're gone

We're all pretty young anyway................... so why should we be thinking about death and burials now?

We still have our whole life in front of us

We just have to take it one day at a time and enjoy life while we can

i wana see geroge bush die so i can piss on his grave...

I plan on getting cryognicaly frozen like Walt Disney.

ChainzOfMisery Wrote: i wana see geroge bush die so i can piss on his grave...

Please refrain from hateful comments. You didn't even answer the question. This thread, no, this forum isn't supposed to be like that. Thank you. Fatality.

I know that I want to live forever..but it doesnt work that way. Even if it did..you pass on..by and by..each person you meet..would eventually die..and you would still be living..until the sun dies out. Thats a loooong time to live buddy. But If and when I do die, I want to die in the name of Christ and God..and corney as it may sound to some of you..but I want to do something very heroic..and when I die..have my body be raised in a burning chariot up to heaven. For my funeral..I wouldnt want people to cry..but to be happy, for great was my time on earth.

I want to die somewhere in my sxities. Let me explain.
By then I'll have enough retiremnet money to by myself a sweete ass Ferrari. So one day I'll be going at 183 mph and I'll hit some loose gravel and the car will flip over. As it flips over its gas tank ruptures, and my car explodes in a fireball.

My funeral
I'll have a closed casket so people will think my body will be in there.(But it won't be ) Instead my body'll come down on wires. Then they'll kill the lights, hit it with a strobe light and play some techno music.(Just to scare the shit out of my relatives and friends.)

hmm I guess I want to grow old and die hand in hand with the girl of my dreams.I also wouldn't mind getting killed in a war.I don't want a funeral I just want cremated and have my ashes spread over the ocean.

I would like to get hit by a Train or a Semi, it'd be real quick and I would only feel pain for about a micro-second, And it would look cool. Not a bad way to die if you ask me.

I want too live after life than focus on death,god dicides that for me from what I've accomplish for him.

I'm not a fan of pain and suffering, so I'd prefer the easy way out: in my sleep. As for the funeral I actually have a list of songs I want played:

Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
Guns N Roses - Knockin on Heaven's Door
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (hell if I'm dying their better not be a dry eye in the damn place)
Sublime - Rivers of Babylon
and, for the grand finale
Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter (I demand a live version for this one by anyone who can play it)

If they want to dress me up in a suit that's fine by me. But, if I go eary, I want to at least have a black concert t-shir ont underneath. After that just fly my body over to Spain, and lay me down with the rest of my family.

Garlador Wrote: Gunned down protecting the girl I love.

That's how I'd want to go, defending my girlfriend, or any of my friends/family for that matter, otherwise die of old age in the presence of someone I'm close to, or in my sleep. As for a funeral, I'm a classic guy, so open casket, with friends and family leaving their last respects.

i want to die a most gruesome death!!! I want a rail road spike driven into the back of my skull, and then for a funeral i want to be naked and wrapped with the American Flag and then i want my casket to be thrown off a cliff!!! only to land on a goat! Hey if im going out im taking someone with me!!

i'd prefer to die a painless, peaceful death doing what i do best...sleeping at the age of 95.

as for the funeral...god only knows but i would like Imagine by John Lennon to be my song into heaven.

Painless. But funny.
Funeral = Whatever, don't know yet.

Getting shot in the biggest drive by in history.