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HYPOTHETICAL concerning YOU, President Bush, a Playmate, and others...
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posted06/09/2004 04:53 PM (UTC)by
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Thelonious-Monk
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Heres the Situation: You are aboard a private commuter airplane with 4 other passengers and a pilot making 6 total people. SUDDENLY, upon reaching your cruising altitude your pilot has a heart attack and DIES. The plane begins to dip and plummet towards earth. NOONE aboard can fly the plane. LUCKILY there are parachutes...but there are ONLY 4 parachutes and there are 5 passengers inlcuding you. Who gets the parachutes?


Passengers on the flight:
--..YOU..-- From your hometown, you can either save your own life, plus the lives of 3 out of the 4 below, or save all 4 of their lives and give up yours!

--..ED BOON..-- All around Nice guy and Creator of Kombat. Without him. no more KOMBAT!, Driving a Blue sports car, Boon says, "I think the people who have played Deadly Alliance will notice off the bat how much quicker and more fluid the movement is."

--..GEORGE BUSH..-- Patriotic Republican who proudly carries Saddam Husseins Gun in his private stash periodically showing it to guests proclaiming, "its not loaded"

--..STEVE KNICKS..-- Scientist and Family Man, recently just discovered cure for cancer, is the only dude that knows the secret formula to kill cancer, his quote, "i hypothesis the cure for cancer lies within the rectum of a sheep"

--..VICTORIA SILVERSTED..-- True American Hottie and Playmate of the year, how can you let such a bodacious babe meet such a horrible fate? she has been quoted, "like i love aminals and tigers, save the whales!"


NO Loopholes, 1 MUST be left behind, (can NOT buddy up on the parachutes in other words)
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manny86
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 •06/08/2004 07:39 AM (UTC) •
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Simple I'd tell Victoria Silvested to hold onto me tightly and we'd all get off without a scratch tongue

Edit: hmm seems you changed the circumstances, bye Bush
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Thelonious-Monk
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 •06/08/2004 07:40 AM (UTC) •
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damn you manny..hahaha, there are NO loopholes! one HAS to DIE...now i have to go change it to say this....
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Hyuga
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 •06/08/2004 07:41 AM (UTC) •
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I think STEVE KNICKS is a given.
Me, of course.
I couldn't ignore all of the joy Ed Boon gave me.
VICTORIA SILVERSTED is a woman. Women and children first.

That leaves BUSH. He stays.
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Forevergrey
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 •06/08/2004 07:46 AM (UTC) •
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It would go along these lines -

Forevergrey: "Mr. President..."

G Dubaya: "Yes?"

Forevergrey: *punches Bush in the throat and steps on his face*
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Thelonious-Monk
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 •06/08/2004 07:48 AM (UTC) •
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Hyuga Wrote:
I think STEVE KNICKS is a given.
Me, of course.
I couldn't ignore all of the joy Ed Boon gave me.
VICTORIA SILVERSTED is a woman. Women and children first.

That leaves BUSH. He stays.


..George Bush - "Hyuga, you are not a true patriotic American, now give me back the gun i let you borrow"
i would leave Bush.

-Foot
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Sub-Zero1589
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 •06/08/2004 08:24 AM (UTC) •
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give 1 to boon and 1 for me and victoria if u no what i mean we won't be landing anytime soon wink and the other 2 me and victoria would be using them later wink wink wink
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Sarcasm
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 •06/08/2004 08:31 AM (UTC) •
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i would grab all four and jump so they all died
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Sub-Zero1589
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 •06/08/2004 08:35 AM (UTC) •
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Sarcasm u r the only guy that would leave a PLAYMATE to dye!!!
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Sarcasm
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 •06/08/2004 08:39 AM (UTC) •
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you know i said i didnt want to fight with you sub but you leave me no choice i am hungry
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 •06/08/2004 08:51 AM (UTC) •
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First, I'd throw George Bush out of the plane. Then I'd make Ed Boon give me a copy of MK:Deception and then give him a parachute. Then I'd make Steve Knicks give me the cure for cancer and then toss him a parachute.Then I'd make Victoria Silversted...wink. And then I'd toss her a parachute. Then I'd grab my copy of MK:D, then grab the bottle containing the cure for cancer, then pull my pants up and then jump out of the plane with my parachute.
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Lambert
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 •06/08/2004 08:52 AM (UTC) •
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hmm let me think
Myself, Cure for cancer, Ed Boon, playmate, bush
Thats a hard one,
George "the left hand now knows what the right hands doing" Bush. But who will the Prime Minister of Australia suck up to now?
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 •06/08/2004 11:28 AM (UTC) •
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Lambert Wrote:
hmm let me think
Myself, Cure for cancer, Ed Boon, playmate, bush
Thats a hard one,
George "the left hand now knows what the right hands doing" Bush. But who will the Prime Minister of Australia suck up to now?


Yeah, every Australian Prime Minister needs their "Big Brother". And I don't see Tony Blair being Little Johnny's "Bosom Buddy".

Back on topic, I'd let Bush crash with the plane. He won't be any beniefit to me at all.
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ShoeUnited
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 •06/08/2004 11:47 AM (UTC) •
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I would ram a pen into George Bush's eye effectively killing him. Then there is only 3 people. Problem solved.

-Shoe
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Forevergrey
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 •06/08/2004 12:36 PM (UTC) •
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John Howard is such an annoying little arse kisser, he really is. Not a hope in hell of him ever getting my vote, I wouldn't vote at all if not for the fact you get fined for not voting here... Last time I skipped voting I was meant to make a court appearance after ignoring countless fines that were sent out, never ended up going though and haven't heard anything of it since.
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DrCube
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 •06/08/2004 02:33 PM (UTC) •
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Looks like its unanimous: W. goes down with the plane. He wouldn't mind though, if the plane hit anything, he could claim it a Weapon of Mass Destruction. tongue
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DanteThePoetic
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 •06/08/2004 02:39 PM (UTC) •
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Bye Bye Bushy.
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 •06/08/2004 02:45 PM (UTC) •
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Hmm, let's see: there's me, a guy who can save millions of lives, the guy who gave the world Mortal Kombat, a hot chick...and a guy who has bombed innocent civillians, fucked up the economy, started 2 wars when he went AWOL, and, well, the list goes on. Of course, if he were to die, that would put Big Dick in the White House, but wtf, we all know he and Karl Rove are running the show now anyway.
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NeoScorpion
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 •06/08/2004 03:01 PM (UTC) •
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did GWB have army training and what not? tell him the planes gonna crash on the moon and he'll choose to stay...
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Kahn91
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 •06/08/2004 03:05 PM (UTC) •
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Me
Ed Boon
Steve Knicks
Victoria Silversted


Then, I would become president, Ed Boon would be my vice president, Victoria would be mine, and Steve could be head of the "Kahn" Administration.
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 •06/08/2004 03:10 PM (UTC) •
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i think bush is an incompatent little dick fuck but i support for 2 reasons 1. Hes republican 2. Now come on tell me who u really want as President? Dubua or Little Dicky heart attack
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I Have Become as the Wastelands of Unending Nothingness. Now Shall the Night Things Fill Me with their Whisperings, and the Shadows Reveal their Wisdom.

 •06/08/2004 03:24 PM (UTC) •
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Sub-Zero1589 Wrote:
i think bush is an incompatent little dick fuck but i support for 2 reasons 1. Hes republican 2. Now come on tell me who u really want as President? Dubua or Little Dicky heart attack

1. How is the fact that he's a republican a valid reason to support him? If he's and "incompantent [sic] little dick fuck" then shouldn't you say he's a disgrace to the party? 2. Come on, everyone knows Bush is just a puppet for Cheney and Karl Rove anyway. If Dick dies, whoever's next in the chain of command becomes prez. (I don't know who that is, but it's established in the constitution.)
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Blade-Tsung
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 •06/08/2004 04:08 PM (UTC) •
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Actually, in my case, there will be a few deaths.

See, I would take everyone but George Bush, but before we hit the ground me and Victoria would mate so much that we would have about 15 kids.

So I guess I'm a child murderer and I killed the president, but at least I got the girl.
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Sub-Zero1589
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 •06/08/2004 04:20 PM (UTC) •
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xcarnagex Wrote:

Sub-Zero1589 Wrote:
i think bush is an incompatent little dick fuck but i support for 2 reasons 1. Hes republican 2. Now come on tell me who u really want as President? Dubua or Little Dicky heart attack


1. How is the fact that he's a republican a valid reason to support him? If he's and "incompantent [sic] little dick fuck" then shouldn't you say he's a disgrace to the party? 2. Come on, everyone knows Bush is just a puppet for Cheney and Karl Rove anyway. If Dick dies, whoever's next in the chain of command becomes prez. (I don't know who that is, but it's established in the constitution.)
well i am a republican and if dick would die then next in line would be the speaker of the house of representatives Dennis Hastert
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