In all seriousness, it would be something cool.

right, i know what comes next, 500 of us swarm you, beat you to a paste and roast your bloodied carcass for the main course.

your nerd rage cant stop me!

No, but my awesomeness will.

Questions we must ponder about:


Would skull points become hotdogs and dragon points become hamburgers?

Would the mods be the chefs?

Would we have a 7 hour conversation about Circumcision?

Would the food actually be good?

Would there be rules we "have" to follow?

Would I still be cool offline just as I am online?

- No.
- Sure, why not?
- I hope not.
- Yea, if I'm cooking.
- I wouldn't make any rules.
- Definitely.

I'd like it to be in Australia... I want to see a few people over there... again... or Arkansas... or San Diego... or British Columbia...

I would have to pack every girl I know into my car before arriving, because I happen to know this forum has a bad ratio of guys to girls...

We'd eat, then I'd select the worthiest users to come to an all-night after party, no cops!

Would I be invited?

Two things could decline from that: Sausage party or... BUKKAKE!

I don't think so... 3 reasons:

1) Even though I have a more "physical" relationship with most of my female friends, I still respect the shit outta them.

2) Knowing them, they'd chase you down and take turns slapping their victim if they heard you say that. They're vicious.

3) I prefer one-on-one, simple, basic sex, thank you - the way God meant it to be.

Hell, I'll add a 4: WTF!!! LoL!

Am I invited?

Uh, probably not. You'd probably have to at least look 21 to not get busted too bad by the cops.

I'd bang the shit out of Trish and Oriana. They will enjoy it. Every moment of it. They will ask for more. And Jason has to deal with it.

Who the fuck is Jason

PM me if you want the answer.

Who's Trish?

I'd end up laughing at you, and probably beating you up or something. Lame ass.

Seriously, there are like 1000 of us and you still expect to win? You'd get past the first... 2 and then the rest will easily beat you into the wall and then rip your throat out, and then chuck your body into a pit of lava.



That sucks...

Well this is most likely the most interesting picnic I have ever heard.

The entire time I was there i would most likely be arguing with Shryiu about whose really god gift to women, hanging out with Kombatic and Boomboom and laughing at coltless, then debating him. As for food, id bake a cake

I wouldn't touch those two with a six foot pole.

by the end of the picnic you will hold the record for worlds largest lip
NERD!

That sucks Boomboob

I'll get u a fake id, a false Mustash, and some stillts. Trust me, it will work.
by the by, am i invited?

If I showed up to a MKO Picnic/Reunion, I think people should wear their user names on their shirts, so I can see what some of you look and sound like in real life. I think I would wear some black Evisu jeans, fresh black and silver Jordans#5,black shades, a Miskeen shirt, and a hat with the Mortal Kombat logo on it for fun. After the picnic, I would go back home and tell SOME of my friends that I met hundreds of people into mortal kombat like me. For some reason, I think there would also be a small percentage immature individuals who would get themselves kicked out the picnic by staff doing something crazy. I also picture a bunch of scorpion and sub zero fans dressed up running around in home-made Scorpion and Sub-Zero costumes!

i would shoot you all


no, seriously, i would.