Something to help humanity become increasingly smarter, as opposed to the gradual stupidity we seem to be adopting...

A thread with a good point



heh j/k


I dont know, edible panties have already been made, so I'm happy.

matrix thingy is a good idea

a time machine

a machine that pops out mk games 24/7

money multiplier(not counterfeit)

and more...

a machine that puts me in any game like mortal Kombat and fight the other people.


or a machine where you are in the internet


Both are dumb i know



Ryu Is Cool

Well let's see what I can come up with.

Howard Garner is a Psychologist that came up with the Theory of Multiple Intelligences. Basically, he contends that intelligenc is comprised of seperate traits or abilities that do not intrude upon each other.

Gardner came up with a list of seven abilites that are present within everyone to varying degrees:

1. Logical-mathmatical: good at math and logorithims.

2. Linguistic intelligence: the ability to use laguage; can speak other languages fluently.

3. Spatial intelligence: good at art; Michaelangelo for example.

4. Musical intelligence: having musical talent.

5. Bodily-kinesthetic intelligence: athletic or having atletic abilities.

6. Interpersonal iltelligence: the ability to teach; teachers.

7. Intrapersonal intelligence: novelists; writers.

Now there are millions of people who are employed in jobs they, (how should I put it?) have a strong distain for. However, what if they had realized certain traits that could have influenced or even inspired them to seeking a job that they would actually like.

Well, I have to say that my invention would be a device that would wake up the cognitive and creative areas of the brain, thus resulting in the innate abilities and interests of a person to come to the surface. If an accountant who didn't know that they had certain a abilitiy(s), then they could use my divice to bring that ability(s) to the surface. Now that doesn't mean that if the accountant were to realize that he/she had a "musical ear"(singing for example) can go off to audition of the next American Idol. However, is does give that person an opportunity to cahnge their life and decide whether or not to set forth and to explore and cultivate their awakened ability.

This device of mine merely shows people another door in that creative area of their minds that they didn't even realize was there. Whether they choose to open the door and explore them would solely be up to them.

I'm Ghost!

Ghost Dragon

Something that would help us guys understand women.

that couch-toilet thingy Homer made in simpsons. Nice, touchy, and efficient....

Homework Machine. hehe. wait!!! just like ur buddy do ur hw for u. LOL

hm, i guess a duplication machine, could be rich for that, just buy a bunch of diamonds, duplicate them, sell the duplicates (hundreds of them) and sell them, be kick ass! though not money duplication, ever heard of serial numbers?

"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

Two Words. Hamburger Earmuffs

I would invent a cure for diabetes so i can get on with my g*ddamn life.

ShingoEX Wrote: Something to help humanity become increasingly smarter, as opposed to the gradual stupidity we seem to be adopting...

*Picks up his rocket launcher* It already exists, it's called Darwinism. Let's go hunting.

-Shoe

PEN IS MIGHTIER...jk

I would invent robot workers that could do all our jobs and then bring us the money. We could also have robots that cook, clean, shop, etc.

Error-Macro Wrote: Two Words. Hamburger Earmuffs

Looks like we got another "Simpsons" fan here.

invisible ray so i can sneek into certain places
teleporter so i can get away from school
some kinda home doing machine
anti-fart clothes, so that when i fart no one smells it =\

I think I'd invent that holodeck thing that they have on startreck. That'd be cool.

Something that could freeze time, like a universal time remote control, so I could go back and fix all my screw ups, catch sleep at any time, and fast-forward through to the Lord of the Rings ending. Fatality.

a toaster that NEVER burns your toast...or i'd make a machine that turns you into a living anime character...or i'd make my own MK game.

death

MKSECRETS Wrote: Something that would help us guys understand women.

Yeah, same.

I would invent a fighting game in which characters would fight to their deaths, murdering one another at the end of the 2nd round won. I think I would call it Human Phighting... There would be Phifteen Phoes and plently of Phatalities.

I would make a way of meditating so that hours pass in seconds but you memerize everything that is being said.

MKSECRETS Wrote: Something that would help us guys understand women.

Yea I want that acually i need that

A Machine that stops time itself(for my own pleasureable reason) and a machine to cure aids






Ryu Is Cool