Okay, because of a recent suggestion by a friend of mine, I've decided to write down this dream I recently had. Enjoy.

Scene Uno:

So there I was, heading off to a dance, but apparently at my old elementary school. The attendants were all from my current school though, most of them vaguely familiar, but not so much so that I could name them. I hung off to one side, making conversation with friends of mine, before the girls went off to dance with some grade 9 males. Not quite in the mood to dance yet, I went over to another friend of mine who had just entered. She talked to me for a few minutes before proceeding to go dance with the others. Thinking all was well, I carried on my business of visiting with the other guys, until I glanced over and saw the boys full out groping these friends of mine. A little stunned, and seeing the awkwardness present on my friends' faces, I and another guy rushed over and grabbed our friends and began running out of the gymnasium where the dance was being held.

Scene Deux:

Upon exiting the building I found myself alone, but merely down the street from my house. Something caused me to jog home, because it occured to me that there was something there I needed. Along the way I passed by a female deer, a doe if you will, and it's baby deer. The fawns. Or whatever. Laying on someone's lawn. I thought to myself, aw, look at the deer. As I got near, the mother deer jumped up, and started high tailing it away from me, trying to save it's own hide, leaving the babies huddled in the grass. As it tried to get away, though, I noticed it was injured. I felt sorry for it and tried to approach it to help it without startling it again. Now, it was exactly at this point when I finally went, Hold the fuck up... why is there a FUCKING DEER ON THE STREET. No sooner had I reached this little mental hurdle, that I turned around to see what the deer was really frightened of. An origami tiger. No jokes. It was a big fucker too and it immediately started chasing after me. I broke into a sprint towards my house while trying to punch the tiger in his big stupid paper teeth. And then I was home.

Scene III:

This is where the story gets lame so feel free to skip it. I got home, discovered that everyone I knew had left there car at my house and were at some party. I was teleported/beamed/magic carpeted to this party, and began arguing with my friends, because I needed to go home because I was late, but they wanted to stay out, and I was their only ride back to my house to get their cars. Then I was sitting there at home and waiting for these asshole guys to come pick me up to go to the lake. But I didn't want to go with them. Because they were assholes. So then I woke up.

Fin.


So there you have it. The first inside scoop into the workings of my brain. I hope this day happens. Mainly because I want to fight a big blue origami tiger. And punch him in the mouth.