really Mortal Kombat came out in 92 omg hold i need to call my family

BigCen Wrote: MK is on I Love the 90's 1992. I just thought some of you would like to know. It brings back memories

Cool,I'll check it out tommorow if it comes on.Anyone remember the Humpty dance on there LOL.

Don't they usually have different celebs talking about each topic. Like show some clips, go to a few celebs crackin jokes about it, move on, etc?

If so, do u know what celebs talked about MK?? I gotta catch the replay, the All Star Game is on now :)

Drfatality Wrote: BigCen Wrote: MK is on I Love the 90's 1992. I just thought some of you would like to know. It brings back memories Cool,I'll check it out tommorow if it comes on.Anyone remember the Humpty dance on there LOL.

Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!


LOL!


GD

Did you know - Tupac was an original member of Digital Underground?? (Guys that sang the Humpty song)

btw - Shimmie Shimmie Cocoa Puff > Humpty Dance

Yea I'll have to see if it replays cuz I would like to see that. I wonder which celeb is hosting that year?

Sarcasm Wrote: really Mortal Kombat came out in 92 omg hold i need to call my family

Why do you even bother to post?

You are far from entertaining, and almost never post on topic and usually instigate flaming in threads.

Continue this behaviour, and find your posting privledges removed as you wished for earlier.
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And on-topic, I can't get VH-1 so I can't see the show. Are they generally just showing MK1 and (likely) how it started the chain of violent games or what?

ghostdragon Wrote: Drfatality Wrote: BigCen Wrote: MK is on I Love the 90's 1992. I just thought some of you would like to know. It brings back memories Cool,I'll check it out tommorow if it comes on.Anyone remember the Humpty dance on there LOL. Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G) All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! LOL! GD

LOL,thats one of the funniest songs of all time.

ghostdragon Wrote: Drfatality Wrote: BigCen Wrote: MK is on I Love the 90's 1992. I just thought some of you would like to know. It brings back memories Cool,I'll check it out tommorow if it comes on.Anyone remember the Humpty dance on there LOL. Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G) All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! LOL! GD

They haven't showed the segment on MK yet. When the show was starting it showed Scorpion doing his spear and Cage doing the split punch.

I'll try to do a re-cap of the segment when it actually comes on.

Off topic: OWNED.

Jonin01 Wrote: Sarcasm Wrote: really Mortal Kombat came out in 92 omg hold i need to call my family Why do you even bother to post? You are far from entertaining, and almost never post on topic and usually instigate flaming in threads. Continue this behaviour, and find your posting privledges removed as you wished for earlier. ------------- And on-topic, I can't get VH-1 so I can't see the show. Are they generally just showing MK1 and (likely) how it started the chain of violent games or what?

On topic, damn that sux you dont get VH1. Does Canada not carry VH1?

BigCen Wrote: They haven't showed the segment on MK yet. When the show was starting it showed Scorpion doing his spear and Cage doing the split punch. I'll try to do a re-cap of the segment when it actually comes on.

DAMN! I'm watching poker! I'll just have to catch it next time.


GD

ghostdragon Wrote: BigCen Wrote: They haven't showed the segment on MK yet. When the show was starting it showed Scorpion doing his spear and Cage doing the split punch. I'll try to do a re-cap of the segment when it actually comes on. DAMN! I'm watching poker! I'll just have to catch it next time. GD

Don't worry it might be on tommorow at 12:00PM like it was today.

ghostdragon Wrote: BigCen Wrote: They haven't showed the segment on MK yet. When the show was starting it showed Scorpion doing his spear and Cage doing the split punch. I'll try to do a re-cap of the segment when it actually comes on. DAMN! I'm watching poker! I'll just have to catch it next time. GD

Don't worry it might be on tommorow at 12:00PM like it was today.

Jonin01 Wrote: Sarcasm Wrote: really Mortal Kombat came out in 92 omg hold i need to call my family Why do you even bother to post? You are far from entertaining, and almost never post on topic and usually instigate flaming in threads. Continue this behaviour, and find your posting privledges removed as you wished for earlier.

who said i was trying to be entertaining and if it seemed like that 2 you then um ok fine i guess

and i dont recall wishing for my posting privledges to be removed but i am sure if you do this many people will be happy

sub-zeromasta Wrote: On topic, damn that sux you dont get VH1. Does Canada not carry VH1?

Well if it's available in Canada, it's not here in Eastern Canada via ExpressVu at least.
We get MTV Canada and Muchmusic as well as a few MuchMusic offshoot channels that cater to specific music genres, but that's about it for video channels.

I do recall at a friends place they got VH-1, but it was on one of those huge Satellite dishes that have to sit out in the yard.

BigCen I'll let u post the recap, this is ur thread after all. All I'll say is that was really cool, and the dude from Anthrax sucks for attackin the MK fans.

Sarcasm Wrote: ... and i dont recall wishing for my posting privledges to be removed but i am sure if you do this many people will be happy

You soon forget what you post, then.

You had mentioned in a prior post in a different thread, that your original intent with creating this account/username was to be banned.

Keep up with the harassment of other users, trying to start flames with people and the off topic postings which if you'd read the FAQ you'd know were discouraged, and you may just get that ban.

I'll waste no further space with you in this thread as it's not on topic discussion, and will take it to PM if need be.

blade-tsung Wrote: BigCen I'll let u post the recap, this is ur thread after all. All I'll say is that was really cool, and the dude from Anthrax sucks for attackin the MK fans.

You can do the recap if you want. I didn't catch any names at all. I was laughing at the guy who said he chose Raiden and they pasted his picture on Raiden doing the torpedo.

blade-tsung Wrote: BigCen I'll let u post the recap, this is ur thread after all. All I'll say is that was really cool, and the dude from Anthrax sucks for attackin the MK fans.

WHA? WHA? What did he say @ MK fans? DAMN! Why did poker have to be on tonight?


GD

That segment was great. It showed lots of celebs like that dude from Anthrax (boo) and Ray Buchanan from the Falcons (w00t). Nice trip down memory lane. Talked about Lieberman trying to take the game down. Good times lol.

Ok thanks man.

Starts off with the words "NOT", take that as u will. They show some clips, then the dude from Anthrax says something to the effect of 'geeks running to the games like 'i gotta play'', very sarcastic. Showed some more clips, Patrice O'Neal (funny comedian from Tough Crowd) said he loved it, and called it 'grandfather of all violent games'. Then they showed more clips and Ray Buchanan(nfl star) was talking about how much he enjoyed it. A guy from a band (sorry missed it) said it almost 'broke up his band' and he was killer with 'the guy with the pointy hat'. Then they showed Lieberman and some politics on how MK was one of the first games to be 'rated' by a committee for violence. Mo Rocca (Daily Show) said something funny about how 'they must have small blood platlettes cause gallons of blood just fly about'.

All in all a good clip, they showed a lot of the game and all the clips were really cool. Even the pit with Santa going past the moon :)

here's the schedule:

It comes on at 12:00PM tommorow.

Well I guess we can list 2 celebs who I KNOW who talked about MK:

Hal Sparks
and that guy from Ed.

Drfatality Wrote: here's the schedule: It comes on at 12:00PM tommorow. Well I guess we can list 2 celebs who I KNOW who talked about MK: Hal Sparks and that guy from Ed.

Thanks for lookin' out doode! I'm gonna program it now.


GD

ghostdragon Wrote: Drfatality Wrote: here's the schedule: It comes on at 12:00PM tommorow. Well I guess we can list 2 celebs who I KNOW who talked about MK: Hal Sparks and that guy from Ed. Thanks for lookin' out doode! I'm gonna program it now. GD

No problem,Im going to catch it tommorow.I think 1998 is going to be the funniest decade of I love The 90's.I mean Bill Clinton having sex in the office is one of the funniest things I ever heard.