MORTAL KOMBAT DECEPTION: OPENING MOVIE
(Abridged Parody Edition)
By Jarukoth

(WARNING: Possible Spoilers Ahead!!!)

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Shujinko: K, so it happened like this, rite? The Deadly Alliance totally served the Earthrealm fighters. The ice pimp was too busy with his ho, and the badass ninja was off doing some other shit, so that just leaves Rayden to deal with those two bitches.

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Rayden: sup imma kill u 2.
Shang Tsung: hell no.
Quan Chi: bring it.

*fighting*

Shang Tsung: we’re getting owned
Quan Chi: fuck that. Team Up attack!
Rayden: FUCKING OW!

Quan Chi: I don’t trust you anymore.
Shang Tsung: dude wtf

*fighting*

Quan Chi: I win lol
Onaga: sup fools.
Quan Chi: OMG! Hey u guys stop being dead
Shang Tsung: k.
Rayden: k.

Quan Chi: holy shit it’s not working
Shang Tsung: what we do? We set him up the bomb?
Rayden: ka me ha me
Quan Chi: what you say?
Rayden: HAAAA!!!!111

Rayden: *pwnage*
Shang’s Palace: *fucked up*
Onaga: *still alive*

Onaga: lol stupid n00b
Noob Saibot: u say somthin?
Onaga: not you. go away.
Noob Saibot: k.

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Shujinko: Yeah, I fucked up. My bad. Now, I’ll go pop a cap in Onaga’s ass blah blah blah DECEPTION!

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*end parody*