Mortal Kombat happy meal toys. Lets do this!!!!1
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Mortal Kombat happy meal toys. Lets do this!!!!1


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Karate chop action!


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"WARNING! Toys may contain pieces that are too small for children and might pose a choking threat ... but, this being mortal kombat and all, go ahead and let the little unknowers swallow them, pain and death are KOOL"
-Ronald
-Ronald


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A liu kang doll that when you turn his head you hear cracking noises!


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Press a button & Sub-Zero turns cold! I mean Below 30 freezing!
Press a button, Scorpion's a lighter!
Press a button, Reptile oozes flash-eating acid! Ouch!
I could go on & on!
Press a button, Scorpion's a lighter!
Press a button, Reptile oozes flash-eating acid! Ouch!
I could go on & on!

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Sub_Zero_13 Wrote: A liu kang doll that when you turn his head you hear cracking noises! |
YES!!!
A Scorpion toy that cooks your fries and burgers.


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What about a tickle-me Liu Kang doll that giggles like a turkey?
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Shang Tsung that 'morphs' into Burger King's fries


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Sub-Zero themes ice cube tray?
Bo-Rai-Cho antacids.
With Cyrax cellhpone, you'll cut the years of agonizing brain cancer into a few seconds of cutting through your skull and shredding your brain making it even mushier!
Liu Kang themed, horizontal unicycle.
Baraks themes set of knives, for the baby in the family.
Mileena/Kitana mints: So that they won't be able to resist your kiss until it's too late!
Johnny Cage Jock Strap: They won't be able to use your move against YOU.
Jax themed War Amps arm inplants.
Shao Kahn themed hammer: For when MOMMY is being bad!
Bo-Rai-Cho antacids.
With Cyrax cellhpone, you'll cut the years of agonizing brain cancer into a few seconds of cutting through your skull and shredding your brain making it even mushier!
Liu Kang themed, horizontal unicycle.
Baraks themes set of knives, for the baby in the family.
Mileena/Kitana mints: So that they won't be able to resist your kiss until it's too late!
Johnny Cage Jock Strap: They won't be able to use your move against YOU.
Jax themed War Amps arm inplants.
Shao Kahn themed hammer: For when MOMMY is being bad!


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that would be so cool i would get all of them more than once
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"How to backstab everyone you meet" by Quan Chi
Cooking with Scorpion Axe
"How to backstab everyone you meet" by Quan Chi
Cooking with Scorpion Axe


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Thanks redman for the sig!
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A Sonya doll that cracks walnuts with its legs.

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Don't forget the Kai Toy that no kid wants.
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