man that is the biggest lie i have ever heard man i can even come up with better 1s then that. and no i wil not post her picture for 2 reasons 1 it inapropraite without her permission and 2 i dont no how

well give me an emmy award why dont you, i was trying to make something up to make you guys laugh but i guess i only get "thats a lie" "thats a lie" "thats a lie". I already know im lying, you guys have been lying too, right?

Well, I thought it was funny.

jamheads41 Wrote: well give me an emmy award why dont you, i was trying to make something up to make you guys laugh but i guess i only get "thats a lie" "thats a lie" "thats a lie". I already know im lying, you guys have been lying too, right?

Hyuga Wrote: Well, I thought it was funny. jamheads41 Wrote: well give me an emmy award why dont you, i was trying to make something up to make you guys laugh but i guess i only get "thats a lie" "thats a lie" "thats a lie". I already know im lying, you guys have been lying too, right?

I thought it was funny also. I almost pissed in my pants.

takermk Wrote: Hyuga Wrote: Well, I thought it was funny. jamheads41 Wrote: well give me an emmy award why dont you, i was trying to make something up to make you guys laugh but i guess i only get "thats a lie" "thats a lie" "thats a lie". I already know im lying, you guys have been lying too, right? I thought it was funny also. I almost pissed in my pants.

I laughed because of the word weewee.

i never said it wasn't funny i just said that was the biggest lie i have ever heard i wish i was lying i wish i never fell in love with her that would make things so much simpler for every1

Okay, you've crossed the fine line between humor and stupidity. I see no need in your prattling on, off-topic I might add, in this thread. It is spam; you are simply replying to your topic with these nonsense stories as a way to keep your thread near the topic of this forum.

Enough.

sorry we were just having our own personal conversation we will use the pm system next

Ok dude......... i was just trying to have a little fun with the guys, i didn't mean to piss you off. jesus christ, i was just playin around!!

jamheads41 Wrote: Edited for pure stupidity.

lol

Do you guys have any idea how long it took me to write that!!?.......about 2 minutes. LOL

lol

Another one of mine:

I was walking down my street and i saw this tent in the woods that had their music blasting, so i walked over to it and opened the tent. there i found this big, fat slob all over my girlfriend and he was kissing her in the mouth. and she was liking it too, she was going oh, oh, oh. so i pull the fucker off of her (he weighed about 300 pounds, but i was working out and lifted him off her. there i saw a fat girl who was really pissed and she slapped me in the face. the girl had the same hairstyle as my girlfriend. damn, then the next day at school everyone had heard about the news and the fat dude tackled me and gave me a black eye. i called the cops but the cop new the fat kids dad so he let him get away with it. the next day at school a hole group of fat people jump on me.

haha

jamheads41 Wrote: he weighed about 300 pounds, but i was working out and lifted him off her

sure...

jamheads41 Wrote: the next day at school a hole group of fat people jump on me.

...lol...

no, this really did happen...........and my momma got married to abraham lincoln!!!!

jamheads41 Wrote: my momma got married to abraham lincoln!!!!

hmm, I've got another embarrassing moment, actually thinking people were going to post their "real" embarrassing moments aswell, little did I know I would be the only one replying to the thread

you mean that shit really did happen to you? aw man. thats fucking funny!! i thought you were just kidding around!

No it did really happen, I wouldn't reply to a thread and just make some shit up, I got better things to do than that. At the time I didn't think it was so funny, but now that I look back at it, it's cool I guess. Like they say, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

chill man, you are coo and im coo and we are all coo, and about me shitting my pants when i was 7, i was telling the truth about that. so we are still all coo......

i told the truth on mine.

I told the truth in mine too, like I'm supposed to do.

takermk Wrote: I told the truth in mine too, like I'm supposed to do.

Good boy