Oy, oy there folks! I feel like playing a little, somewhat easy, game with you guys just for funzies. I'm going to post several quotes from random movies, and I want you guys to figure out who said what and what movie it's from! Okay? Let's begin:

1.)

"Her sweat and blood went into this cake. And you will not leave this platform until you've consumed the ENTIRE CONFECTION!"
"Entire confection... See you at lunch!"

Matilda - Ms. Trunchble and Cookie

2.)

I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school.

Mortal Kombat - Johnny Cage

3.)

All right, enough of this. I want that paper on the count of two... Oh look Bananas! Haha! I can't believe you fell for that one! Now, now, don't give me those crocodiles tears! What would your parents have to say? Se? I told you they'd be cross... Go easy on him, children will be children.

Tarzan - Jane Porter.

4.)

You don't fucking punch the driver!
Yeah, you don't punch the driver, man!
I'm coked out of my fucking head, I can punch whoever I want to!

Horrible Bosses - Kurt Buckman, Nick Hendricks, and Dale Arbus.

5.)

It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriquez.
Shut your mouth, Philips!
What'd you say, crap face?
You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game!
Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! come on!
Yeah!
We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats!
Watch it, jerk!
Shut up, idiot!
Moron!
Scrab eater!
Butt sniffer!
Pus licker!
Fart smeller!
(Sniffs) Ahh
You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam
YEAH!
You bob for apples in the toilet. And you like it!
You play ball like a girl!
What did you say?
You heard me.
Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

The Sandlot - Phillips, Benny, Ham Porter, Bertram, and the Sandlot Kids.

6.)

Data's okay! Data's quite tired of falling and Data's tired of skeletons!
What didn't you use the stairs?
Use the stairs! Stairs! The stupid guys tell me to use the stairs when Data's falling! If Data's, hurt, nobody cares anymore!
Data's okay...
Then some guy tells me I have stupid inventions. I've been spending months and months studying on them and inventing them! God!

The Goonies - Richard "Data" Wang, Brandon Walsh, and Mikey.

7.)

Who dat? I ain't never seen hair that color before. Do you know a dyed haired woman?
Wish I knew that one. She'd get my money for me!

Gone with the Wind - Mammy and Scarlett.

8.)

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

American Psycho - Patrick Bateman.

A few more movies and the characters names are needed for me to do new ones. Remember, you need to list the movie AND the characters in the scene. I won't take just one of the two.





1.)

We're telling to wipe the slate clean, you give a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger.... And you gibe me my phone call.

Neo and Agent Smith - The Matrix

2.)


Well, I appreciate the opportunity you're giving me Mr. Cromwell as the single largest shareholder in Teldar Paper, to speak. Well, ladies and gentlemen we're not here to indulge in fantasy but in political and economic reality. America, America has become a second-rate power. Its trade deficit and its fiscal deficit are at nightmare proportions. Now, in the days of the free market when our country was a top industrial power, there was accountability to the stockholder. The Carnegies, the Mellons, the men that built this great industrial empire, made sure of it because it was their money at stake. Today, management has no stake in the company! All together, these men sitting up here own less than three percent of the company. And where does Mr. Cromwell put his million-dollar salary? Not in Teldar stock; he owns less than one percent. You own the company. That's right, you, the stockholder. And you are all being royally screwed over by these, these bureaucrats, with their luncheons, their hunting and fishing trips, their corporate jets and golden parachutes.

This is an outrage! You're out of line Gekko!

Teldar Paper, Mr. Cromwell, Teldar Paper has 33 different vice presidents each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still can't figure it out. One thing I do know is that our paper company lost 110 million dollars last year, and I'll bet that half of that was spent in all the paperwork going back and forth between all these vice presidents. The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.


3.)


Too weird to live, too rare to die.

Raoul Drake - Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

4.)


Jamaica, here I come!
Here WE come!


5.)


Nice doggy! Cute little pooch. Maybe I've got a Milk-Bone.

Louis - Ghostbusters


6.)


Why'd you put it on? I don't know. Maybe he wanted you to. Why would he want me to put his hat on? Maybe he wants you to... Maybe he wants me to what? To get confused? Oh, I'm already confused, Pilgrim. Plent confused. So don't talk to me about confusion. Wait a minute. Back up a sec. What about that? What about what? Well, "pilgrim." "Shooter's Bay," and the half a dozen other details you've chosen to ignore. You know what? You're nuts. I don't need to listen to this shit from you. Are all these things coincidences? I'm wearing his bruises, aren't I? Aren't I? Are you? Well.... This doesn't make any sense. Would you like to hear something that does make sense? Call the police. Call Dave Newsome, tell me to come here this secon and lock you up before you can do any more damage. I'm gonna get a knige, and cut you out of me. Before you kill anyone else. I didn't kill anybody. You had a gun. Wasn't loaded. Really? No. You almost killed them. You wanted to.



7.)


Mama? Who was that, that called?
You're a woman now.
Why didn't you tell me mama?
And God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called Sin. Say it, the raven was called sin.
Why didn't you tell me, Mama? Say it. The raven was called sin.
No mama.... And the raven was called sin! And the first sin was intercourse. The first since was intercourse.
I didn't sin, Mama
The first since was intercourse. The first since was intercourse. The fist sin was intercourse.
And the first since was intercourse. Mama, I was so scared. I thought I was dying. And the girls, they all laughed at me and threw things at me, Mama.
And Eve was weak, say it!
No!
Eve was weak!
No!
Eve was weak, say it woman!
No!
Say it!
Eve was weak, Eve was weak.
And the Lord visited Eve with the curse, and the curse was the curse of blood!
You should have told me, Mama! You should have told me!
Oh, Lord! Help thsi sinning woman see the sin of her days and ways! Show her that if she had remained sinless, this curse of blood would never have come on her!

Carrie and her Mother - Carrie

8.)


To begin with, this case should never have come to trial. The state has not produced one iota of medical evidence that the crime Tom Robinson is charged with ever took place... It has relied instead upon the testimony of two witnesses, whose evidence has not only been called into serious question on cross-examination, but has been flatly contradicted by the defendant. Now, there is circumstantial evidence to indicate that Mayella Ewel was beaten - savagely, by someone who led exclusively with his left. And Tom Robinson now sits before you having taken the oath with the only good hand he possesses... his RIGHT. I have nothing but pity in my heart for the chief witness for the State. She is the victim of cruel poverty and ignorance. But my pity does not extend so far as to her putting a man's life at stake, which she has done in an effort to get rid of her own guilt. Now I say "guilt," gentlemen, because it was guilt that motivated her. She's committed no crime - she has merely broken a rigid and time-honored code of our society, a code so severe that whoever breaks it is hounded from our midst as unfit to live with. She must destroy the evidence of her offense. But what was the evidence of her offense? Tom Robinson, a human being. She must put Tom Robinson away from her. Tom Robinson was to her a daily reminder of what she did. Now, what did she do? She tempted a Negro. She was white, and she tempted a Negro. She did something that, in our society, is unspeakable. She kissed a black man. Not an old uncle, but a strong, young Negro man. No code mattered to her before she broke it, but it came crashing down on her afterwards. The witnesses for the State, with the exception of the sheriff of Maycomb County have presented themselves to you gentlemen, to this court in the cynical confidence that their testimony would not be doubted, confident that you gentlemen would go along with them on the assumption... the evil assumption that all Negroes lie, all Negroes are basically immoral beings, all Negro men are not to be trusted around our women. An assumption that one associates with minds of their caliber, and which is, in itself, gentlemen, a lie, which I do not need to point out to you. And so, a quiet, humble, respectable Negro, who has had the unmitigated TEMERITY to feel sorry for a white woman, has had to put his word against TWO white people's! The defendant is not guilty - but somebody in this courtroom is. Now, gentlemen, in this country, our courts are the great levelers. In our courts, all men are created equal. I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our courts and of our jury system - that's no ideal to me. That is a living, working reality! Now I am confident that you gentlemen will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision and restore this man to his family. In the name of GOD, do your duty. In the name of God, believe... Tom Robinson.

Atticus Finch - To Kill a Mocking Bird.

9.)


WHORE! How do you call heaven?


10.)


If I didn't work with cops you investigated while you were making your name at I.A. I'd be working alone. I don't get political points for being an idealist, I have to do the best I can with what I have.

Gordon, Dark Knight