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Ok I've got 30min's. Anyone need any advice?
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posted07/06/2004 06:50 PM (UTC)by
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I need a great pic here. Edenian people would be my fav. Inbox me pls.

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I love giving advice, and I'm usually pretty good at it. If you have any questions let me know and I'll see what I can do/think of to advise. Either post it here or PM me.

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scorpion15152004
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 •07/02/2004 09:43 PM (UTC) •
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Shoul I eat food?
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I need a great pic here. Edenian people would be my fav. Inbox me pls.

 •07/02/2004 09:50 PM (UTC) •
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scorpion15152004,

Yes you should eat food. The better question is how much. For a more active individual that plays a sport and/or exercises, more calories may be needed somewhere in the 2000 to 2500 per day. For most Americans that are not as active , such as myself, that are more inclined to sit at work and go home and sit in front of the TV or computer screen most of the time we should consume less calories 1200 to 1500 per day. This will keep the non-active individual from getting too large. Remember don't consume more than you burn.

Thanks for the question,
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 •07/02/2004 10:03 PM (UTC) •
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Edit: No point in keeping the quesiton here, the person's not online.
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 •07/02/2004 10:04 PM (UTC) •
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how can i earn 500 euro in a few days??
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Show some tolerance. Be a fucking leader.

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 •07/02/2004 11:49 PM (UTC) •
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Why...no, wait, I'll wait till Hyuga gets a hold of this.
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Alpha_Q_Up
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 •07/03/2004 12:11 AM (UTC) •
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What do you do when you have 30 mins to spare?
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Raining_Smoke
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 •07/03/2004 02:18 AM (UTC) •
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What do you when you have a job and work 5 days of the 7 day week and are a student on summer break in high school and have a shit load a work to do before school for summer assignments and never feel like fucking doing it...
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 •07/03/2004 02:25 AM (UTC) •
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I have a friend who has problems getting girls. He's what one would consider a nerd. The kind that explains stuff in condesending tones as if they know pretty much everything, but he's an okay bloke.

So should he:

1. build up his self esteem to where he becomes more confident in approaching women?

2. Get a job at a zoo and molest chimpanzees?


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 •07/03/2004 02:37 AM (UTC) •
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ghostdragon Wrote:
I have a friend who has problems getting girls. He's what one would consider a nerd. The kind that explains stuff in condesending tones as if they know pretty much everything, but he's an okay bloke.

So should he:

1. build up his self esteem to where he becomes more confident in approaching women?

2. Get a job at a zoo and molest chimpanzees?


Le Dragon Fantome


Nothin beats good, old fashioned, tender primate lovinwink
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 •07/03/2004 02:44 AM (UTC) •
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skeletonofsociety Wrote:
Nothin beats good, old fashioned, tender primate lovin


W3rd to that cuz! Ahaha!
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Puto, ergo non est deus
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 •07/03/2004 03:34 AM (UTC) •
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In the event that a person dies. What is the average price paid for a funeral in Zap, North Dakota?

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 •07/03/2004 04:29 AM (UTC) •
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Ok this happens to me all the time, I'am riding in my friends car and my ass starts itching, being that I'am sitting down, wearing pants and don't seem to be stoping anytime soon. I'am stuck with a major problem here. what should I do? OH what should I do???
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•07/03/2004 04:39 AM (UTC) •
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olympic_Hero..take ur hand and shove it down ur pants have the fingers index a little then do a down and up movement..it’ll go away..lol

ShoeUnited- too much!

Ghostdragon-he's probably gay,he’s just making up excuses!! Help him come out..he still the same guy!!

Raining_Smoke-420!!!

Alpha_Q_Up-put some porn on..

Frikandel-get a job!!!!
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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

 •07/03/2004 11:52 AM (UTC) •
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Actually I was gonna suggest that Olympic Hero rip off his pants hold them out the window, and scream "For the love of god this cotton is eating my ass!"

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 •07/03/2004 11:56 AM (UTC) •
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I allready have two jobs, but i need 500 euro in a few days, and my paychecks don't come in for at least 3 weeks
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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

 •07/03/2004 12:04 PM (UTC) •
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Shoe Advice: Start selling children.

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Frikandel Wrote:
I allready have two jobs, but i need 500 euro in a few days, and my paychecks don't come in for at least 3 weeks

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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

 •07/03/2004 12:10 PM (UTC) •
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Shoe Advice:
I pick option Zed: Feel good about yourself. See what you want and what you want from life. Don't worry about self-esteem. Nerds can only wax important about it. So just find a good looking nerd girl.

And the reason why I don't suggest option 2? Monkeys suck.

-Shoe


ghostdragon Wrote:
I have a friend who has problems getting girls. He's what one would consider a nerd. The kind that explains stuff in condesending tones as if they know pretty much everything, but he's an okay bloke.

So should he:

1. build up his self esteem to where he becomes more confident in approaching women?

2. Get a job at a zoo and molest chimpanzees?


Le Dragon Fantome

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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

 •07/03/2004 12:11 PM (UTC) •
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Shoe Advice: Find a Pot dealer.

-Shoe

Raining_Smoke Wrote:
What do you when you have a job and work 5 days of the 7 day week and are a student on summer break in high school and have a shit load a work to do before school for summer assignments and never feel like fucking doing it...

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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

 •07/03/2004 12:12 PM (UTC) •
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Shoe Advice: Masturbation.

-Shoe

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
What do you do when you have 30 mins to spare?

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 •07/03/2004 02:08 PM (UTC) •
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You rang??

ShoeUnited Wrote:
Shoe Advice: Find a Pot dealer.

-Shoe
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 •07/03/2004 02:13 PM (UTC) •
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He said dealer, not head tongue
blade-tsung Wrote:
You rang??

ShoeUnited Wrote:
Shoe Advice: Find a Pot dealer.

-Shoe


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 •07/03/2004 02:17 PM (UTC) •
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Hey just cause I blaze the profits don't mean i'm not a good businessman wink
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 •07/03/2004 03:44 PM (UTC) •
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I got this new born baby girl for sale, mexican mother, and german father, the baby weighs about 6 pounds and is in good health. All certificates are in order, bidding starts at 500

(PS: this is a joke!!)
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 •07/03/2004 07:07 PM (UTC) •
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