Well this is The Ring of Death...

Flip the right switch to help you out my friend!

But didn't you know that Master Chief sucks at ordering at Mcdonalds?

Click the f***en link already!

Not if this creepy guy steals the ring's virginity:

Father beats Son.

Too bad father didn't beat Saddam

Time to die Saddam.

Super Trampoline catches baby.

Flamethrower solves that problem.

She'll take care of that.

she can't help herself

But she unfoils your plan to make fat people fatter!

You lost the vegetarian nation with that burger, while these people gained them.

New advertisements threaten kids to come back and eat McDonalds.

Ronald's cousin is waiting for the kiddies.

Ronald's obese, serial killing uncle.

Cylypso makes him go to the dentist.

Here's the PS1 that you're playing your Twisted Metal 2 in.



Here is a hammer.

Ralphie is gonna shoot Bob with his Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

"Merry Christmas, mother F-dash-dash-dash."

A much better notebook- when a person's name is written on it, he/she will die.

Why hasn't anyone written Osama bin Laden's name in it yet???

Dethklok

You! Give me back my BOOK!

He gets sucked up.

Didn't catch Zuul yet =/