I want to see Bruce Willis as princess lea. Luke could be played by Rob Snieder. Han Solo would have to be played by Adam Sandler if Rob Snieder is Luke, though.

wow, i don't even LIKE starwars, buct those people DEFINETALLY shouldn't be in a remake of it

Owen Wilson as Luke Skywalker

Brad Pitt as Han Solo

Paris Hilton as Princess Leia

Tyler Mane as Chewbacca

Dave Chapelle as Lando

Rick James as Darth Vader

This thread is nuts. The original trilogy should'nt be changed in any way.

I was just joking around about what I posted before. I couldn't really see the original trilogy being remade either...it just wouldn't feel right.

Voice of Darth Vader - chris tucker (just imagine him saying "luke i am your father")

Han Solo - Chuck Norris

Luke - Ben Stiller

Leia - Jessica Alba

Yoda - Some crazy old Asian dude.

rosie donald as jabba the hut.

Rosie O'Donnell as Jabba the Hut.

If it absolutely had to be done, I mean no other option than these are my choices.

Han Solo=Matthew McConaughey
The Princess=Keira Knightley
Luke=Leonardo Di Caprio. I hate him, but I think it would work.

Mimik and I have come up with this cast. The characters would be given new costume designs and some would have complete makeovers, such as Jabba, who would now look human and would be played by the sexy Monica Bellucci. Also, C-3PO and R2-D2 would no longer look like robots.

Luke Skywalker - Jessica Alba
Princess Leia - Natalie Portman
Han Solo - Keira Knightley
Chewbacca - Bea Arthur (in the suit)
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Patricia Heaton
Yoda - Eva Mendes
Darth Vader - Rose McGowan
Emperor Palpatine - Alyssa Milano
C-3PO - Salma Hayek
R2-D2 - Penelope Cruz
Lando - Jennifer Lopez
Wedge Antilles - Heather Stephens
Admiral Ackbar - Amy Acker
Grand Moff Tarkin - Catherine Bell
Jabba the Hutt - Monica Bellucci
Boba Fett - Majandra Delfino
Uncle Owen - Angelina Jolie
Aunt Beru - Jennifer Garner
Bib Fortuna - Shikhee

Watch out, Hollywood!

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