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Icebaby Wrote:
There was a Tinychat session where you, me, him and several others were insisting that he'd shave his mustache into the Hitler stache... and actually did it. That was... quite hilarious.
torchia Wrote:
The other day I found a picture of you on my computer with a Hitler mustache.
Do you remember why I have a picture of you with a Hitler mustache?
I can't remember why I have a picture of you with a Hitler mustache.
...
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU WITH A HITLER MUSTACHE?
UlcaTron Wrote:
On break at work :

On break at work :

The other day I found a picture of you on my computer with a Hitler mustache.
Do you remember why I have a picture of you with a Hitler mustache?
I can't remember why I have a picture of you with a Hitler mustache.
...
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU WITH A HITLER MUSTACHE?
There was a Tinychat session where you, me, him and several others were insisting that he'd shave his mustache into the Hitler stache... and actually did it. That was... quite hilarious.
I remember that. Pure gold. I think I have that picture saved somewhere too.
Edit: 5000th reply. Cool.
boomboom Wrote:
Too cute man.
It saddens me that you're hetero.
Edit: I just realized that this might be Tyler Oakley and not coltess, as the poster is PorkandBeans. If that IS this Tyler Oakley, then holy crap coltess looks like him a lot. And severely needs that hairstyle.
PorkandBeans Wrote:


Too cute man.
It saddens me that you're hetero.
Edit: I just realized that this might be Tyler Oakley and not coltess, as the poster is PorkandBeans. If that IS this Tyler Oakley, then holy crap coltess looks like him a lot. And severely needs that hairstyle.
That is that Oakley fellow and not me. The hair really isn't my style I'm a classic parting-to-the-right guy.
And did you just hit on me?
boomboom Wrote:
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
coltess Wrote:
And did you just hit on me?
And did you just hit on me?
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
coltess Wrote:
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
boomboom Wrote:
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
coltess Wrote:
And did you just hit on me?
And did you just hit on me?
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
To be fair, he was hitting on that Oakley guy.
Not to knock your self esteem down or anything...
torchia Wrote:
To be fair, he was hitting on that Oakley guy.
Not to knock your self esteem down or anything...
coltess Wrote:
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
boomboom Wrote:
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
coltess Wrote:
And did you just hit on me?
And did you just hit on me?
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
To be fair, he was hitting on that Oakley guy.
Not to knock your self esteem down or anything...
Transitive property. Someone said I look like that guy, that guy got hit on, therefore I was hit on.
coltess Wrote:
Transitive property. Someone said I look like that guy, that guy got hot on, therefore I was hit on.
torchia Wrote:
To be fair, he was hitting on that Oakley guy.
Not to knock your self esteem down or anything...
coltess Wrote:
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
boomboom Wrote:
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
coltess Wrote:
And did you just hit on me?
And did you just hit on me?
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
To be fair, he was hitting on that Oakley guy.
Not to knock your self esteem down or anything...
Transitive property. Someone said I look like that guy, that guy got hot on, therefore I was hit on.
The difference in hair came up though so I...
Y'know what? Never mind. I'll let you have this one.
torchia Wrote:
The difference in hair came up though so I...
Y'know what? Never mind. I'll let you have this one.
coltess Wrote:
Transitive property. Someone said I look like that guy, that guy got hot on, therefore I was hit on.
torchia Wrote:
To be fair, he was hitting on that Oakley guy.
Not to knock your self esteem down or anything...
coltess Wrote:
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
boomboom Wrote:
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
coltess Wrote:
And did you just hit on me?
And did you just hit on me?
Jokingly, but don't take anything from it. I just find you attractive. Not gonna make a move or anything like that.
I wasn't offended or anything; just never happened to me before. Hopefully someone of the opposite sex will have the same taste as you, haha.
To be fair, he was hitting on that Oakley guy.
Not to knock your self esteem down or anything...
Transitive property. Someone said I look like that guy, that guy got hot on, therefore I was hit on.
The difference in hair came up though so I...
Y'know what? Never mind. I'll let you have this one.
Thank you. I have a new self esteem seed.

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When I was at Anime Revolution this year, I had the pleasure of meeting Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic)! He said I was one of the best Cyclops cosplays he'd ever seen. 

My scanner sucks, so I had to photograph the photo.

My scanner sucks, so I had to photograph the photo.
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STATE FED LIES CHARM EMPTY EYES. Anon.
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me sporting new tats and a very special hairstyle i've dubbed 'the Skuntank'


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I swore you were Wesker in that first pic.
Glasses on
Glasses off
I swore you were Wesker in that first pic.

Glasses on

Glasses off
Jerrod Wrote:
When I was at Anime Revolution this year, I had the pleasure of meeting Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic)! He said I was one of the best Cyclops cosplays he'd ever seen.

My scanner sucks, so I had to photograph the photo.
When I was at Anime Revolution this year, I had the pleasure of meeting Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic)! He said I was one of the best Cyclops cosplays he'd ever seen.

My scanner sucks, so I had to photograph the photo.
Lucky duck. I'm hoping one day I'll just randomly bump into him since he lives in Chicago.


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I call this master piece "up close and personal"


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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Decided to test my webcam today... my webcam sucks




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Get that ass BANNED
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Mask on (halloween costume)
Mask off
Drunk this night. It was pretty good
And the quality of these photos are that of a toaster

Mask off

Drunk this night. It was pretty good

And the quality of these photos are that of a toaster
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