So You're Deer Hunting In The Woods, And You Spot A Cute Lil Grizzly Bear...
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posted06/10/2004 05:04 PM (UTC)by
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03/24/2004 09:18 AM (UTC)
These pictures are of a guy who works for the US Forest Service in Alaska and his trophy bear. He was out deer hunting last week when a large grizzly bear charged him from about 50 yards away. The guy unloaded his 7mm Mag Semi-automatic rifle into the bear and it dropped a few feet from him. The big bear was still alive so he reloaded and shot it several times in the head. The bear was just over one thousand six hundred pounds. It stood 12' 6" high at the shoulder, 14' to the top of his head. It's the largest grizzly bear ever recorded in the world. Of course, the Alaska Fish and Wildlife Commission did not let him keep it as a trophy, but the bear will be stuffed and mounted, and placed on display at the Anchorage airport (to remind tourist's of the risks involved when in the wild). Based on the contents of the bears stomach, the Fish and Wildlife Commission established the bear had killed at least two humans in the past 72 hours. His last meal was the unlucky nature buff. The US Forest Service, backtracking from where the bear had originated, found the hiker's 38-caliber pistol emptied. Not far from the pistol was the remains of the hiker. The other body has not been found. Although the hiker fired six shots and managed to hit the grizzly with four shots (they ultimately found four 38 caliber slugs along with twelve 7mm slugs inside the bear's dead body) it only wounded the bear, and probably angered it. The bear killed the hiker an estimated two days prior to the bear's own death by the gun of the Forest Service worker. Think about this...if you are an average size man, 5'9" or so, you would be level with the bear's belly button when he stood upright, the bear would look you in the eye when it walked on all fours! To give additional perspective, consider that this particular bear, standing on its hind legs, could walk up to an average single story house and look over the roof, or walk up to a two story house and look in the bedroom windows. Yikes!!! Big bear!!!

Look at the size of the head on this thing!!!!


Big 'ol paw!!!
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GuiltyByDesign
06/09/2004 06:37 PM (UTC)
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That would make me crap myself. Just.... right there. Feces. On the forest floor.
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The_Cold_Kombatant
06/09/2004 07:44 PM (UTC)
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Star Jones is dead?
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Godzilla
06/09/2004 07:58 PM (UTC)
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Jesus christ. That thing took 16 bullets to kill? Wow. If I was the forests guy, I would've ran. Nothing would make me wanna be near that thing without a Stinger missle.
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06/09/2004 08:54 PM (UTC)
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I hate hunting. I swear that hunting for sport is just ugh..
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06/09/2004 08:54 PM (UTC)
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cot damn!

I don't care if it costs 20grand, I would get that motherfucker stuffed and put right next to my chair a'la Mr Burns.
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06/09/2004 08:59 PM (UTC)
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I just don't understand some people lol.
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Kahn91
06/10/2004 04:17 AM (UTC)
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The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote:
Star Jones is dead?

Nah, I think it's my Math teacher.....


Anyhoo....I would've just killed the bear with a rocket launcher. But if I didn't have it, then I'd climb a tree and shoot it.....I'm not that fast at shooting...
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manny86
06/10/2004 04:22 AM (UTC)
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Kahn91 Wrote:
Anyhoo....I would've just killed the bear with a rocket launcher.


Oh yes, because you know, no one ever leaves their home without their trusty rocket launcher grin
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Jimbo
06/10/2004 05:11 AM (UTC)
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Just play dead. It'll follow.
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Alpha_Q_Up
06/10/2004 05:21 AM (UTC)
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Jimbo Wrote:
Just play dead. It'll follow.


Thank God for Elmur Fudd.
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foahchon
06/10/2004 07:30 AM (UTC)
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Poor little bear...I'd like to punch that guy right in his elf-like face.
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Olympic_Hero
06/10/2004 07:37 AM (UTC)
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Holy Shit!

He Killed Rubean Studdards!!
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06/10/2004 09:29 AM (UTC)
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Okay I think were over human association. Seriously though if thats the biggest Grizzly, then imagine how gargantuan the biggest Polar Bear is!
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06/10/2004 02:47 PM (UTC)
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foahchon Wrote:
Poor little bear...I'd like to punch that guy right in his elf-like face.


Something tells me that even if he didn't want to kill it, he had to if he wanted to live.
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Terranova
06/10/2004 02:56 PM (UTC)
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wow That bear would make even Grizzly Adams cack his pants,
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06/10/2004 03:57 PM (UTC)
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GuiltyByDesign Wrote:
Something tells me that even if he didn't want to kill it, he had to if he wanted to live.

It's quite obviously a legend anyway. First of all, they're not going to spend money stuffing and mounting a bear in an airport to "remind tourist's of the risks involved when in the wild." That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. I mean, they'd be scaring tourists away/appalling them with a display like that, they'd be screwing themselves.
Second, I seriously doubt the "Alaska Fish and Wildlife Commission" (which doesn't even exist mind you) goes cutting open every grizzly bear killed to find out what it ate for it's last meal. Even if they did find human remains, I doubt they would identifiable.
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06/10/2004 05:04 PM (UTC)
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it freaked me out when i first saw that pic about 2 or 3 years ago... definitly a keeper...
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