"I want to rub baby oil on your inner thigh."

Danny was built several years ago by Miles and Bethany, two keen science students of the University of Wisconsin. Danny was originally designed to have basic speech functions, and would be able to hold fairly straight-forward conversations. He would say things like, "My, that's a nice sweater you're wearing," or, "Gee this weather's just dandy today, isn't it?". But it was soon realized that Danny began to develop his own intelligence, and intellect far beyond that of a simple-speech robot. Soon passerbys would say "Hello Danny," expecting a kind reply, only to recieve such replies as "GO SHOVE YOUR FACE IN THE OVEN!" or "I'LL FUCK YOU WITH MY METAL FACE, ASSBAG".

Slightly distraught over this turn of events, Miles and Beth decided they should pull the plug on poor, unfortunate Danny. But upon approaching him Danny fired lazers out of his eyes, screaming, "FLEAGH BURN IN HELL HUMANS!" and with that he ventured into the desert, never to be seen again.

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That is, until he completes his conquest of the world... you will be assimilated. 12|1001|1000015.%100)(1010011|*