WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??!?!?! Ass!

What a shitload of motherfuckin' bullfuck!

"You know what? I'm not even gonna punish myself anymore with this piece of shit. Alright the game sucks, end of story. I wanna nail Roger Rabbit to the fuckin' Cross"

Best quote ever.

Now you're playing with power... Now you're playing with fucking shit! You're better off fucking shit than fucking with this fucked-up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't know shit about how fucking shitty this fucking shit is! It's so bad it sucks. It's so fucking suck it fucks! And I... can't take it anymore.

FRED FUCHS!

April O'Neill says, "You have my support." Okay, what the hell did she ever do for you? Stupid banana raincoat-wearing bitch!

"Once you find the item you have to know where to take it. I KNOW WHERE THE GAME DESIGNERS CAN TAKE IT, but that's another story."

This game is so hard, it would actually be easier to go outside in a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain. It would be easier to walk barefoot without your toes or heels touching the floor. It would be easier to pick fly shit out of pepper, while wearing boxing gloves!

"...stupid banana rain coat wearing Dick!"

LOL, I saw the topic title as AVON...

They're a makeup company, like Mary Kay.



Ka-Tra

Did I just die by walking into the fucking door!? Yeah. Everything kills you. Literally. Everything.

Aw fuck my uncle. You see that? That's a flame weapon. That thing SUCKS. Its the second worst weapon in video game history, aside FROM THE CANE IN DR JEKEL AND MR HYYYDE!

All you do is bang the chick, dodge the spears. Bang the chick, dodge the spears. You know, you gotta give this guy credit. He's under attack, and he still has the nerve to go over and screw this woman against a cactus. I think it's a cactus, with Atari you really can't tell.

lol Custer's Revenge

Yes lmao.

I'm surprised no one wrote this yet. This was, by far, the funniest part ever for me to hear him say. It's from the Friday the 13th episode:

You're Dead.
Your Friends Are Dead.
Your Family's Dead.
Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
Your Mom's A Fucking Whore.
You Suck At Life.
The Whole World Hates You.
You're Going To Hell.
Live With It.

Game Over.

Haha, I couldn't stop laughing at this because I thought the way he describe how horrible that game over screen was, this did the trick. Haha!

He's pure genius with his lines. Can't wait for the AVGN MOVIE!

Me either lol. I can't wait for him to tear E.T The Game apart lol.

Mike Matinee... sounds like a male stripper name.

Shoryuken!! lmao.

S.C.A.T. stands for Special Cybernetic Attack Team, but "the droppings of carnivorous mammals" is what the word "scat" really means. It's as close as you can get to a Nintendo game called "Shit".

Super Mecha Death Christ.

Cowabunga.........& I don't like it