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The Haiku Diss Thread
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posted03/25/2008 03:49 AM (UTC)by
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MoonMist
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Just keep it cool, insult the person above with something corny in the form of a haiku

I'll start.

Your breath smells of dirty dish rags,
how foul does it smell,
please breathe no more.
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 •03/14/2008 02:33 AM (UTC) •
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MoonMist Wrote:
俳句


Just keep it cool, insult the person above with something corny in the form of a haiku

I'll start.

Your breath smells of dirty dish rags,
how foul does it smell,
please breathe no more.


It's 5-7-5
And not 7-5-5, you
Should learn proper form.
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•03/14/2008 02:38 AM (UTC) •
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aren't haikus five seven five syllables

if you're not adhering to the rules of haiku all you are doing is stringing a bunch of words together for no reason


what an awesome thread
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•03/14/2008 02:39 AM (UTC) •
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m0s3pH Wrote:
MoonMist Wrote:
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Just keep it cool, insult the person above with something corny in the form of a haiku

I'll start.

Your breath smells of dirty dish rags,
how foul does it smell,
please breathe no more.


It's 5-7-5
And not 7-5-5, you
Should learn proper form.


actually his was

8-6-4

so who knows what the fuck he was thinking
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 •03/14/2008 02:40 AM (UTC) •
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I count 5 on line 2, but close enough.
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•03/14/2008 02:42 AM (UTC) •
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foul?

foul is two is it not... fow-ull

how do you pronounce it?
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 •03/14/2008 02:42 AM (UTC) •
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I pronounce it foul, as one syllable, and not fow-ul, like 2.
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•03/14/2008 02:50 AM (UTC) •
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eh to each his own

point is though, what he said wasn't even close to a haiku

what's a tanka again is it

5
7
5
7
7?
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 •03/14/2008 01:24 PM (UTC) •
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5-7-5 / 7-7., that is a tanka.
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•03/14/2008 04:18 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
5-7-5 / 7-7., that is a tanka.


called it


what's up man
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 •03/14/2008 05:57 PM (UTC) •
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Not much, just seing interesting threads go down the drain 'cause not enough people post. This one would've been interesting if it hadn't been for the mistake at the FIRST post.
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 •03/15/2008 07:56 PM (UTC) •
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MKA is Trash
Will people stop picking KAKS?
How much skill they lack
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 •03/15/2008 09:50 PM (UTC) •
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ugh...fuck it. i thought it was 7-5-5, hell i dont know. but yea, fuck it.
It is official,
You suck incredibly hard
outta of my sight!.
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 •03/17/2008 04:53 AM (UTC) •
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how dare you damnit!
should hell be with you!
talk to you later

5-7-5 right?
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 •03/17/2008 04:57 AM (UTC) •
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MoonMist Wrote:
how dare you damnit!
should hell be with you!
talk to you later

5-7-5 right?


That was 5-5-5
And not 5-7-5, you
Need to get it right
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 •03/17/2008 05:06 AM (UTC) •
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oh my fucking gosh
stop making me look stupid
you are so damn mean
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•03/18/2008 11:00 PM (UTC) •
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Why so hard on him?
He didn't make you look dumb.
You did that yourself.
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•03/18/2008 11:01 PM (UTC) •
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I think it's funny.
You don't know what haikus are...
and it's your own thread!
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 •03/19/2008 03:22 AM (UTC) •
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Oh dear! Why, ]{0MBAT,
You had no puns in that post!
Is there something wrong?
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 •03/19/2008 03:25 AM (UTC) •
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MoonMist Wrote:
oh my fucking gosh
stop making me look stupid
you are so damn mean


No, I am not mean
Just more knowledgeable about
Haikus, good day sir.
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•03/19/2008 04:07 PM (UTC) •
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You're supposed to flame
the person who posted last.
No one's done it right.
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 •03/19/2008 04:20 PM (UTC) •
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I don't want to flame
The person that's above me
Since I've got nothing.
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 •03/19/2008 06:56 PM (UTC) •
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You must diss ]{OMBAT,
Now it's official, you suck,
Have a nice day sir.
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Maggo
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 •03/19/2008 07:14 PM (UTC) •
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Goddammit you suck.
Why you such a frickin prick?
Go suck some dick, holmes.

*Not directed towards anyone.
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