this guy sucks a dick
he says he doesn't like it
i'm not so sure though

Maggo loves old men
He loves to suck the penis
of quaker oats man

MQS has the wierdest fantasies.

hey dickbreath fuck you
piece of shit faggot poster
i hate you gayboy

Porkchop sandwhiches
Who wants a body massage?
You're not my dad ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wow. A bunch of words,
randomly strung together.
That's not a haiku.

I dunno where this came from, but if you can prove with a paragraph proof) that your statement is valid, then I'll be really impressed. You can PM me if you wanna hear my fantasies.

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I can count to five
watch how talented I am
one, two, three, four five.

Hey, that's not half bad.
While not a flaming haiku,
at least it made sense.

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Hey, I just realized...
Since flaming is bad, and wrong,
let's write nice haikus.

Maybe we should post
any haiku that we want
not flaming or nice