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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •06/06/2013 11:09 PM (UTC) •
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James Bond's woman started tingling when Mary Jane came around the corner
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God of War is Back!

 •06/07/2013 02:30 AM (UTC) •
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Bond then meets the mystery gang at a pit-stop,Ethan hunt is there sipping milk.
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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •06/07/2013 04:39 AM (UTC) •
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lordkirac Wrote:
Bond then meets the mystery gang at a pit-stop,Ethan hunt is there sipping milk.


Bond immediately slaps the milk out of his hands, offended by the fact that it was stirred.
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God of War is Back!

 •06/07/2013 05:54 AM (UTC) •
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Then Ron Simmons comes from no were looks around a bit ...........then says ......DAMN!
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Thanks to MINION for taking my Siginity!

•06/07/2013 05:58 AM (UTC) •
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Then Atreyu's horse drowns in the quick sand and its the saddest thing you'l ever encountered, no tragedy you face in life will ever compare to this.
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 •06/07/2013 02:35 PM (UTC) •
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But then the mood got a lot happier when it started to rain kittens and puppies, literally.
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •06/07/2013 03:32 PM (UTC) •
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And they all died on impact with the ground.
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 •06/07/2013 03:57 PM (UTC) •
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The dead kittens and puppies were resurrected by Quan Chi. He seeks to use them for control of Earthrealm.
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 •06/07/2013 09:23 PM (UTC) •
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But since the kittens and puppies don't have souls, they have no loyalty to their master, and start attacking Quan Chi.
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 •06/08/2013 12:14 AM (UTC) •
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in the distance frost is fighting kula diamond.
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 •06/08/2013 12:18 AM (UTC) •
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Frost spontaneously combusted, Niel diamond starts to sing "Done Too Soon" over her
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 •06/08/2013 12:35 AM (UTC) •
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Highly annoyed by Diamond's singing, Daphne, Velma, Bond, and Agent 47 attack him savagely, tearing him limb from limb.
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •06/08/2013 12:45 AM (UTC) •
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And the individual limbs each grew a mouth and started singing his songs a capella
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 •06/08/2013 12:58 AM (UTC) •
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And Fred mysteriously came back into the picture.
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 •06/08/2013 01:00 AM (UTC) •
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Fred took out the katana Beatrix Kiddo gave him and sliced apart the Neil Diamond limbs, and set them on fire so that they'd never return again.
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 •06/08/2013 01:18 AM (UTC) •
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Riyakou Wrote:
Fred took out the katana Beatrix Kiddo gave him and sliced apart the Neil Diamond limbs, and set them on fire so that they'd never return again.


Barbra Streisand began to sing and neil diamond slowly reformed, then they sang a duet and everyone within close perimeter became severely retarded
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 •06/08/2013 01:25 AM (UTC) •
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Fred becomes a god.
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 •06/08/2013 01:40 AM (UTC) •
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Kratos, who had just got done eating doughnuts in the car dealership came outside. He sees Fred, who now became a God. Worried that Fred would go mad with power, Kratos kills Fred.
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 •06/08/2013 02:10 AM (UTC) •
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Daphne couldn't bare the pain of seeing Fred die a second time ("DAMN!" shouted Ron Simmons), and she ran to Scarlet Witch with desperate a plea to vanish the universe and start it anew, to which Scarlet Witch agreed.
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 •06/08/2013 02:10 AM (UTC) •
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Fred turns and eats kratos's foot
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 •06/08/2013 02:25 AM (UTC) •
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Fred is dead, so now comes Hank.
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 •06/08/2013 02:32 AM (UTC) •
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Kayne West makes a guest appearence
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 •06/08/2013 05:16 AM (UTC) •
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Spider-Man did not die from the bullet James Bond fired at his head, and he gives a "yay" for batshit-crazy superhuman abilities.
Hand's Bond the Golden Gun, but
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Kayne West makes a guest appearence
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God of War is Back!

 •06/08/2013 06:25 AM (UTC) •
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agent 47 takes it and puts two in spider-man's legs. He rallies everyone together but shaggy is now missing!
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