PsycloneM Wrote:jack4813 Wrote:Fallout 3...

Heard it from my physicist roommate in an attempt to make me cringe. Im sure these jokes predate Fallout 3. Heres another:

Two atoms walk into a bar.

One says, Ive lost my electron.

The other says, Are you sure?

The first replies, Yes, Im positive...

Also in Fallout 3...

A neutrino enters a bar.

The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"

The neutrino replies, "Nope, just passing through."


Well, shit. The guys at Bethesda know how to pick their corny science jokes.

I'm probably being too harsh. Some of these jokes are actually pretty clever. Astronomy and physics are a significant part of my life; yet the more esoteric the jokes become, the more likely I am to groan.

guy 1: Knock Knock

guy 2: Who's there?

guy 1: Boo

guy 2: Boo who?

guy 1: Don't cry, it's just a stupid joke

Idiot: Did you see that?

Me and my pal: What?

Idiot: Did you see that guy?

Me: NO

Idiot: You missed him, It was Santa. He only comes ones every year

Me and my pal: ...