Not a big fan of Resident Evil so false.
TPBM has annoying relatives

hey apple

tpbm jerks off to Victorias secret magazines when nothing else is around

False. I'd use my imagination over a catalog.

The person below me has Verizon Wireless.

No. The person below me exists.

False.

The peson below me is asking him/her self "Why did I eat that much food!?"

False.
TPBM is a creature of habit.

Very true.

The Person Below Me has read and agreed to the Terms of Agreement.

Nope, now I am part of a Human Centipad.

The Person below never thought they'd see this thread again.

True

TPBM would like to be a tree.

False, it would suck being a tree.

The person below me enjoys PDA.

Why not? I'd share my love for someone with the world.

TPBM sniffs their own feet often

no

TPBM watched a movie today.

Yes.

TPBM agrees this website is dying fast

No, it's been dying slowly for years...

TMBM likes cheesy, cheesy omlettes.



Ka-Tra

False, I dislike omelets.

The Person Below Me thinks it's tricky.

Damn right its tricky

The person below me has some sort of high tech phone (droid or whatever)

Most certainly!
TPBM opens the fridge and hopes something will appear there, but knows that the fridge will stay empty...

Mostly true.
TPBM knows who Rocket Raccoon is before Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

False. I didn't know who he was.
TPBM knows who Zoidberg is.

Need an answer? Why not true?

TPBM is seriously meh about Operatikn Raccoon City, but absolutely on edge about anything RE6!

False, I don't know the first and dont care about the second.

The person below me peeked at least once at other guys' dick at the urinals

Does seeing lots of dicks at the gym count? Cause I walk in there and errbody in the club just letting it hang low.

TPBM once had a chance to tap that, but let it slide for some reason.

True. I've turned down offers for sex from a few drunk chicks.

Virgin by choice. I ain't breeding with these diseased rats. Filthy heathens & whores.


TPBM isn't as lame as me...



Ka-Tra

Lol what am I supposed to reply to that ?!

The person below me is on all four, screaming my name and having the time of his life