I pretty much hate everyone in my family (especially extended family members) aside from my parents. Aside from blood relations I have nothing in common with anyone and I find them all to be incredibly irritating in every regard. Yay.

Everything my family does drrives me insane. I dont know why at all...

Uncle: Wanna ride with me to the mall? :3

Me: FUCK YOU!!!

I lol'd at the lemonade stand thing.... XD

I don't know what pisses me off about my family, since we're all grown-ups now I guess it's different.... as a kid I used to hate my brother because he was rude to me, he also yelled all the time, humiliate me in front of my friends and made my life miserable... but now it's different.

I don't like when my parents tell me stuff like = Don't drink too much this christmas... when everybody knows I'll be drunk anyway lolll

I have this relationship with just about every member of my family wherein if I hook up their printer or install Microsoft Office for them they suddenly become convinced that I'm a highly trained technician who can solve even the most complicated problems over the phone.

This creates the weird situation where I'm known as "the guy who can fix computers" yet...am actually pretty crappy at fixing computers...unless it's something that can be solved via Google search. Meaning that whenever I can't fix something I get accused of not wanting to be bothered or some derivative that is indicative of, not my lack of ability (since plugging in a USB cable is top level stuff, proving my wizard powers), but rather some kind of character flaw that causes me to be stingy with said wizard powers.

It's surreal having the reputation for being super smart while simultaneously saying "I don't know" more times than anyone you've ever met.

Hate em.

One thing my mom does that pisses me off is really dumb. Let's say we go to work out, then for no reason at all we go visit my Sister at her house.

I don't mind seeing my Sister, but I hate going places after a work out. I need a shower first. My mom likes to be spontaneous and do stuff last minute. Which irritates me to no end sometimes.

They are picky eaters.

Food is food. Eat it and stop bitching.

Some people eat snails. That's no food at all. So, I am picky, and with right reasons too!

Both my parents have the habit of retelling stories endlessly because they forget that I already know what they're talking about.

There's also the issue where every week it seems that members of my family are at each other's throats, and it's almost never the same two people every time.

There was the time my mother married this asshole creep who kicked me out, and isolated her from the rest of our family - that was a real hoot!

I'm practically estranged from everyone i'm related to. It's kinda sad but, not everyone has a close-knit family.

I love my family. But when trouble is up and there's a problem, they don't talk about it. They bury it and allows it to rot inside of them until it has rotted away, leaving a nasty after-smell... It drives me absolutely insane, because I always speak my mind and I prefer to talk things over with my friends, but I simply cannot do that with my family.

This made me laugh so hard.

My sisters and my mom are always fighting, and I'm always in the middle. Once, my sisters got into a HUGE fight and they BOTH called me at the same time, crying their eyes out.

Another time my mom called me around 10:45 p.m. on a Monday night asking if she and my uncle could come over. I was like, "Well, I'm sitting around in skanky pajamas and I have work tomorrow, so no." She got really mad at me.

My dad is always at my throat about getting my room clean. But here's a few problems with that.
1. My bed (built for one) takes up half my room. That's counting my FULL closet, and not counting my nightstand, dresser, and TV stand, or my shelf of books and cards (as well as a small tub of LEGOs)
2. I live virtually in Dayton, Ohio. The town where everybody I know and the rest of our family is 26 miles away. NONE of my friends or family will ever see my room, so what's the point? I CAN'T get embarressed.

And my dad (like every dad) will not give me any sympathy over anything I do. I could save the world, and he'll tell me "You shouldn't have done it like that." In fact, here's a Facebook post that I nearly got grounded over because I can't have a Guitar Hero drum kit;
"Anybody got a Guitar Hero drum set they don't use anymore? Because I need one. JK, I can't have one anyway."
I can't wait until I can move out...

They provide for me and keep a roof over my head. UGH HOW OVERBEARING!

no but they can grind my gears sometimes

Do snails regularly show up on your dinner table?

I'm talking rice. They won't eat rice. RICE! Rice is not snails, heh.

My mum won't drive to places that she deems to difficult meaning I have to drive her there, pointless.

Oh suck it up. I've lived in small bedsits before, and i live in a flatshare situation now. Less room in your room equates to two things: It takes virtually no time at all to make untidy, but it also takes virtually no time to make tidy again. The bigger your accommodation, the more time it takes to clean.

My grandma always reminds my girlfriend ''Isn't his little baby penis cute!?'' sike...imagine that shit. I'd be like ''GRANDMA!'' My mother is also late all the time.Shes gonna be late to her own funeral. My dad...eh,I'll pass on that one.