I am not at all afraid of dying. I am a little scared of what happens after I die. Necrophiliacs:

I only fear one death:
to have my toe-nails torn off, then my fingers and toes cut off, one by one, then my skin burned, then my eyes gauged out, then my ears, nose, tongue, and lips cut off, then my innards torn out and burned before me. Then, if I was still alive, eaten alive by fire ants. Aside from that, I do not fear death! Ha ha !

I was trying to assure you that it would never happen, you stupid fuck. Now, give me a BJ.

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Hyuga Wrote: Embalming fluid. They would sew you back up, though. Plus, when you die, they cut you open anyway to see the cause of death. Now, stop posting. You annoy me. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Why would you get cut open at the morgue? What if the family doesn't want it? And people being put into a casket without thier head? What are you talking about...? I didn't even mean this shit to turn into a highly detailed reason to how or how it wouldn't work. Being Burried alive. Period. Hows that? No logic. No Facts. No nothing. You in a fucking casket alive and kicking and theres nothing you can do about it. Get off my dick.

It is extremely unlikely. Next to impossible, but not quite.

Hyuga Wrote: I was trying to assure you that it would never happen, you stupid fuck. Now, give me a BJ. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Hyuga Wrote: Embalming fluid. They would sew you back up, though. Plus, when you die, they cut you open anyway to see the cause of death. Now, stop posting. You annoy me. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Why would you get cut open at the morgue? What if the family doesn't want it? And people being put into a casket without thier head? What are you talking about...? I didn't even mean this shit to turn into a highly detailed reason to how or how it wouldn't work. Being Burried alive. Period. Hows that? No logic. No Facts. No nothing. You in a fucking casket alive and kicking and theres nothing you can do about it. Get off my dick.

I'm not really afraid of dying unless it is slow. That would suck ass!

Impaling or poisoning.
Simple as that.

Hyuga Wrote: I was trying to assure you that it would never happen, you stupid fuck. Now, give me a BJ. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Hyuga Wrote: Embalming fluid. They would sew you back up, though. Plus, when you die, they cut you open anyway to see the cause of death. Now, stop posting. You annoy me. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Why would you get cut open at the morgue? What if the family doesn't want it? And people being put into a casket without thier head? What are you talking about...? I didn't even mean this shit to turn into a highly detailed reason to how or how it wouldn't work. Being Burried alive. Period. Hows that? No logic. No Facts. No nothing. You in a fucking casket alive and kicking and theres nothing you can do about it. Get off my dick.

Fuck you asshole. No one asked for your input to how it wouldn't work. In my last post I thought I'd settle our little argument going back and forth in this thread. But of course not. You had to continue it. And another thing, I'm sick of people on this board thinking you are a fucking god or something. You're no one to me. Now get off the computer and help your mother change her diaper.

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Fuck you asshole. No one asked for your input to how it wouldn't work. In my last post I thought I'd settle our little argument going back and forth in this thread. But of course not. You had to continue it. And another thing, I'm sick of people on this board thinking you are a fucking god or something. You're no one to me. Now get off the computer and help your mother change her diaper.

( sigh ) Here we go again.....

I have yet to feel your lips on my genitals. Get to work. I'm quite busy.

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Fuck you asshole. No one asked for your input to how it wouldn't work. In my last post I thought I'd settle our little argument going back and forth in this thread. But of course not. You had to continue it. And another thing, I'm sick of people on this board thinking you are a fucking god or something. You're no one to me. Now get off the computer and help your mother change her diaper.

Hyuga haven't you forced enough people to suck you off this week?

Seriously, calm down guys. It is just a simple thread.

Hyuga Wrote: I have yet to feel your lips on my genitals. Get to work. I'm quite busy. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Fuck you asshole. No one asked for your input to how it wouldn't work. In my last post I thought I'd settle our little argument going back and forth in this thread. But of course not. You had to continue it. And another thing, I'm sick of people on this board thinking you are a fucking god or something. You're no one to me. Now get off the computer and help your mother change her diaper.

Yes, and yes. This guy freaks out too easily. Kind of funny that he told me to get off his dick, expecting the tactic of "getting what you ask for" to work. Pretty sad that somebody can get worked up when I was trying to help his fear. Oh well. Maybe his family hates him.

born-again-vampire Wrote: Hyuga haven't you forced enough people to suck you off this week? Seriously, calm down guys. It is just a simple thread. Hyuga Wrote: I have yet to feel your lips on my genitals. Get to work. I'm quite busy. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Fuck you asshole. No one asked for your input to how it wouldn't work. In my last post I thought I'd settle our little argument going back and forth in this thread. But of course not. You had to continue it. And another thing, I'm sick of people on this board thinking you are a fucking god or something. You're no one to me. Now get off the computer and help your mother change her diaper.

BAV is right.
What is it with these flame wars all of a sudden? People want to post threads, yet other people have to come and get them closed.
Hyuga and Cold Kombantant, if you want to make fun of each other, send each other PM messages. We don't wanna have a million threads closed because of this garbage.

Hyuga Wrote: I have yet to feel your lips on my genitals. Get to work. I'm quite busy. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Fuck you asshole. No one asked for your input to how it wouldn't work. In my last post I thought I'd settle our little argument going back and forth in this thread. But of course not. You had to continue it. And another thing, I'm sick of people on this board thinking you are a fucking god or something. You're no one to me. Now get off the computer and help your mother change her diaper.

You are no one. And Deep down it fucking tears you up inside knowing that theres someone on this board who doesn't kiss your ass and think you are the God of this site. Fuck you for starting shit and fuck you for having a decent thread closed.

Sponge-Zer0 Wrote: BAV is right. What is it with these flame wars all of a sudden? People want to post threads, yet other people have to come and get them closed. Hyuga and Cold Kombantant, if you want to make fun of each other, send each other PM messages. We don't wanna have a million threads closed because of this garbage.

No way the closed threads are usually the funniest and best.

haha... No shit. This is the internet. That phrase only works if you say that to somebody like your mom.

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: You are no one.

blade-tsung Wrote: No way the closed threads are usually the funniest and best.

But you like to post on these forums, don't you?

Hyuga Wrote: haha... No shit. This is the internet. That phrase only works if you say that to somebody like your mom. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: You are no one.

Yeah real good fucking comeback. You want me to include your name in my sig now? Because that comeback was seriously.... amazing.

Alright....back on topic, getting impaled is pretty scary. Just look at Baraka's fatality.

Why the fuck are you getting so angry at something on the internet? You're really sad. I bet you try to murder people who don't give you correct change at the grocery store, don't you? Seriously. Take 2 steps away from your PC and think about what you're doing. You're getting angry at pixelized words.

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Hyuga Wrote: haha... No shit. This is the internet. That phrase only works if you say that to somebody like your mom. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: You are no one. Yeah real good fucking comeback. You want me to include your name in my sig now? Because that comeback was seriously.... amazing.

Besides, you're arguing with Hyuga. You know him. Half of the stuff he says are only jokes.

Sponge-Zer0 Wrote: blade-tsung Wrote: No way the closed threads are usually the funniest and best. But you like to post on these forums, don't you?

Yep, but at the same time some of this stuff is funny. Honestly, a much needed break from the Li Mei/Mileena stuff going on 3 boards over..

The reason im getting so mad is because I don't like it when people start shit on message boards and then all of a sudden turn it around and say "Why are you getting pissed?!" Dude you told me to stop posting because I annoy you. Then for me to give you a BJ. While some might find that shit funny... I don't. I don't allow people to fucking talk down to me outside joking around. I haven't and I never will. The last person that fucking did that got knocked out. And its funny because I thought he was my friend. Fuck him and fuck you if you think that it doesn't make sense for me to get mad.

This is a public forum. People are watching this shit. SHOW me the fucking person who gets put down and DOESN'T say anything back to the person.

Its not fucking cool and I don't like it.

Sponge-Zer0 Wrote: Besides, you're arguing with Hyuga. You know him. Half of the stuff he says are only jokes.

I can tell when someones talking to me and joking around. He was not.

HAHA, damit Hyuga you made me spit water all over my monitor. That is funny as hell.

Hyuga Wrote: haha... No shit. This is the internet. That phrase only works if you say that to somebody like your mom. The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: You are no one.

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: I said Burried Alive. The fuck is everyone else talking about?

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: This is a public forum

Not public enough for people to talk about something you didn't start first, eh?

"I've posted in this thread! This must mean that they must only see my post in said thread! Haha! I'm using the internet!"

Your douchebaggery started first. Sorry, Nancy.