Short Term Goals:

1) Release an album

2) Get through this bankruptcy

3) Try not to be such a dick

Long Term Goals:

1) Make enough money to stop working

2) Have Ultimate Whimsy XXIX turned into a real game

3) Die

As a white American with a really sweet ass, I can attest that it is often the sweetness of the ass that brings the hardship. Potential employers especially cannot handle it.

meh, here is a better list lol:


Short term
1. Mow the lawn in the morning
2. Test flightstick
3. check if buying medal of honor now still gets me into the battlefield 3 beta
4. fap it done
5. Pet cat, feed cat
6. get my shit together.

Longterm
1. Battlefield 3 lets play series
2. move out
3. finish college already
4. marry a suicide girl (I'll probably die before this happens)
5. get a better job.

Make a blockbuster movie entitled:

LEGEND OF ZELDA : OCARINA OF TIME

Actually it would be in two parts, with the first movie starring young Link, and the second movie starring adult Link and Sheik. It would be VERY faithful to the story of the game, and with an epic ending with Ganon and the seven sages!

I have even already found my Zelda

1)Get 40 subs put into my car so i can blast my stereo
2)Have as much swag as possible. probably the best
3)Learn how to cook so i can be a master chief
4)Fuck like 5 bitches at the same time. that's some gangster shit!

Will Link get action this time?

To assbang Diane Kruger.


(Yes, YingYeung, now I expect your reply)

You can cook me dinner anytime!

Hahaha ... I must admit we have to see Diane Kruger's breasts at least one more time... they're so perfect.


Link: But Zelda, I've waited seven years!
Zelda: I won't lose my virginity just like that... but the ass doesn't really count does it? Come on, get your deku stick on!

Plug Rosie Huntington-Whitley

- Eat shit
- Die
- Reborn
- Re-eat shit
- Redie
- Rereborn
- Learn not to eat shit again
- Be victorious