This may not seem like nothing, but when my friend asked me yesterday in Science who I like, my voice went all dead. It was embarrassing because usually I can spit it out, but I couldn't yesterday.

I was trying to do "sweet chin music" to one of my friends and I missed and kicked someone else. I played it off.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! LMAO!!!

*falls out of chair onto dog*

And thus the reason for WWE to say, "Don't Try This At Home"! I doubt anyone can top that!

GD

One time in gym class I got really pissed at some guy and threw a basketball at him. He ducked out of the way, and the ball his this girl I used to like. I said, "Sorry, I was aiming for someone else."

We had a teacher named Mrs.Downy and I was making fun of her name.I turned around and she was right behind me."Downy Diapers"

Aha, I have another one!

In 5th grade, I came back from the bathroom and went to wash something for the teacher, when my gut bulged out and my pants button popped! Well, not totally off, just went off. Well, apparently I forgot to zip my fly, so my pants almost went down, but I caught them and stealthily put them back together. When I thought of what could've happened, that's when I got all embarassed.

One time, when I used to play basketball, I was running, but I accidently ran the opposite of all the other players.

Oh yeah. And my friend was joking around one time (NOTE: This friend I'm talking about is not Rich2192, it's someone else), and he called his brother a son of a b****, but our school janitor was right there, so what he said was:
"You son of a bi-ni-ni-ni-ni---!"

Whenever I try to do something funny people are always staring in awe saying to themselves "that's so embarrassing". but it doesn't bother me

One time when I was playing football, when I got the ball I accidentally ran the opposite way from what I was supposed to be running.

They were like "What the hell are you doing?!". Then I said to myself "Oh shit.. What the hell am I doing?" then turned around quickly and ran the right way.

I'm almost never embarrased about anything. One time I nearly tripped while walking down the stairs (while it was really crowded) but I made the fall really exaggerated while yelling loudly so all of my friends thought it was a joke, anyway.

Well let me think the only one that i can think of that embarrassed me was when i ran into the bathroom with my pants down and ran into a stall which my teacher was in (girl) so i realized i was in the wrong bathroom and my Teacher saw my well i think you know, well i was about 10 so anything else i do that would seem embarrasing isnt compared to that

About 3 mths ago I was at a pub and was chatting up this quite good looking girl, almost on the verge of being classed as hot. At this time I didn't have my beer goggles on either.
Anyways we were talking for awhile and I slammed my hand down on the table laughing at a joke and I lifted my hand because I put it in something and there in the palm of my hand was this dirty big squashed bird shite. I looked at it, i looked at her. She looked at it, she looked at me, she walked away in disgust but pissing herself laughing...arghhh! quite embarrassing

Anyway, now someone else knows :(

lets see its a tie inbetween two things...

one) almost killed a nun with my toxic gas.

two) running head first into a set of shelves with paper weights on them... only to have them bust all over the floor and knocked myself unconcious.

I guess it would have to be tripping in a movie theater.

The worst part was that it happened during a REALLY creepy part in "What Lies Beneath", so EVERYBODY was very quiet and paying close attention to the movie, so when I fell, the entire theater erupted with laughter.

After that, I've vowed to never again get the refreshments once the movie has started

There are a few I can think of off the top of my head.

Once during summer school, I was playing basketball with one of my friends and I was guarding him and when I stepped to plant my foot, my crotch ripped wide open.

Another time at school, there was a fire drill during the winter and all the students were marching out of the building. I was walking along and I slipped on a patch of ice, went flying up in the air, and landed flat on my back. (You would see the humor in this if you knew me, I'm roughly 6'6 and about 320 lbs.) That's a pretty hard fall for a pretty big guy.

For my 18th birthday just a few weeks ago, I went to Applebee's with a few of my friends, and I told my friend Rocky not to inform the waitress that it was my birthday or I would kick his ass. But what do you know, right after I'm done eating dinner here comes every fucking person that works there, marching towards me, clapping their hand. So I got up and walked towards the front door. Needless to say, they cornered me and started singing. Everybody that was there eating, was watching me. So I said "I'm 18...Woo Hoo!" as loud as I could, and only about half of the people laughed, so I felt pretty damn stupid after that one.