Well, I mainly crack jokes about the girls at my school, just because they really deserve it. For example:
How is the halls of my school and the streets of Downtown the same? Little sluts walk them!

But mainly 6th grade ones, because I have a curious dislike for 6th graders at my school. For example:
How is the 6th grade hall and the ghetto side of The Shire(the hobbit place from LOTR)the same? Little whores walk them.

You may think I'm cruel, you may think I'm vicious, but when you spend a day at my school, you'll all be believing!!!

One of the guitarist's in my band, Charles. He's Asian, so he's always copping racist jokes. Now, I'm obviously not racist, otherwise the guy wouldn't be one of my best mates or in my band. Not to mention the mother of my child is part Aboriginal, that's extremely unracist, lol.

Anyways, he always cops it. Everytime he says something like "I didn't see that coming" one of us will nearly always says something like "Of course you didn't with those little eyes of yours", and so forth. He knows it's all in good fun, half the time (appropriate since he only has half vision... Sorry, had to say that) he beats us to it and bags himself just so none of us get the satisfaction, lol. None of us mean anything by it, it's just taking advantage of an easy joke. We all do that, I used to cop endless shit back when still I wore nailpolish and eyeliner.

jamheads41 Wrote: i like to make fun of my 3rd period teacher with my friend. that bitch is huge! everytime she is handing out a math test i make a farting noise and my friend say's "damn, that's a huge bitch!". after that everyone else in the classroom laughs at her and starts to make fun of her too. oh yeah, and when i'm in a public place with my dad i run up to him while he isn't looking and kick him right in the nut's. i did that one time in 2003 and my dad fell to the ground of the goodwill store and started choking.

I could very well have a field day with your ignorance, seriously. Let's try to tell the truth to fit in, not embellishing stories about abusing your fathers genetalia, mkay?

I think you owe the forum a collective handjob for that garbage you just shat out.

Ermackdaddy Wrote: jamheads41 Wrote: i like to make fun of my 3rd period teacher with my friend. that bitch is huge! everytime she is handing out a math test i make a farting noise and my friend say's "damn, that's a huge bitch!". after that everyone else in the classroom laughs at her and starts to make fun of her too. oh yeah, and when i'm in a public place with my dad i run up to him while he isn't looking and kick him right in the nut's. i did that one time in 2003 and my dad fell to the ground of the goodwill store and started choking. I could very well have a field day with your ignorance, seriously. Let's try to tell the truth to fit in, not embellishing stories about abusing your fathers genetalia, mkay?

um plz do grow up. its not nice to make fun of fat people. and if u kicked me in the nuts and i choked then i will kill u. im serious. come on, what if ur dad die ?

Hyuga Wrote: I think you owe the forum a collective handjob for that garbage you just shat out. Ermackdaddy Wrote: jamheads41 Wrote: i like to make fun of my 3rd period teacher with my friend. that bitch is huge! everytime she is handing out a math test i make a farting noise and my friend say's "damn, that's a huge bitch!". after that everyone else in the classroom laughs at her and starts to make fun of her too. oh yeah, and when i'm in a public place with my dad i run up to him while he isn't looking and kick him right in the nut's. i did that one time in 2003 and my dad fell to the ground of the goodwill store and started choking. I could very well have a field day with your ignorance, seriously. Let's try to tell the truth to fit in, not embellishing stories about abusing your fathers genetalia, mkay?

I'm amazed that such stupidity by this "badass" hasn't been 'rewarded' here yet.

I don't make fun of people. It really isn't funny, how would you like it? I don't care how popular or pretty someone is, if they try to make fun of me, I cuss them out, or hit them, to show them that I'm not inferior. Then they won't bother me anymore. i don't make fun of people, so people like me, it's as easy as that.

I hate you.

|cham| Wrote: I hate you.

ditto, (I mean him, not you cham) i cant believe this thread hasn't been closed down yet.

i dont make fun of people, i just joke around with my brother (who IS a skin head) and tease him for being one

I don't make fun of anyone to their face, except some close friends. Sometimes when I'm talking to my cousin (who is also a co-worker) I make fun of my sister for being an egocentric, stuck-up bitch. Also with some of my old friends who knew her, we would joke about her being flat, or again, just bitchy. I remember one time, a friend and I were playing guitar together, and I said, "Hmm, this string's a little flat." And my friend said, "Like your sister?" And I said, "I said a LITTLE flat!"

And in high school, we used to call the vice-principal "Flanders," because he looked a lot like Ned Flanders. Except he was more of an asshole.

look, im sorry if i pissed somebody off for posting this. i shouldn't be posting stupid shit like this. thanks for letting me realize this xphoguytonyx, i won't post stupid stuff any more.
once again. sorry to everybody.