One day, Noob Saibot was walking down the street. He needed to find a quart of milk because he was thirsty. He finally got to the corner store, but found out that he didn't have enough money. He walked outside and asked a lady for some change.

"Excuse me. Do you happen to have some loose change? I seem to have forgotten my milk money."

To this, she replied :

"HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

All right, Scorpion walks into a bar. The bartender shouts "See that monkey over there? If you hold this pencil between your ass cheeks that monkey will do anything you want, as many times as you want." Scorpion says "Where's the bathroom?" A dog says "I'm sorry, I couldn't help noticing. Aren't you a duck"?

The duck yells "All right! Where's that girl with the loose tooth?"

Hyuga Wrote: One day, Noob Saibot was walking down the street. He needed to find a quart of milk because he was thirsty. He finally got to the corner store, but found out that he didn't have enough money. He walked outside and asked a lady for some change. "Excuse me. Do you happen to have some loose change? I seem to have forgotten my milk money." To this, she replied : "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

i dont know why, but that made me laugh hiterically...nice work

How Scorpion got fired...

One night Raiden and his friends decided to drink out in the woods. Johhny Cage, being the biligerant ass drunk that he is called raiden a no good electric eel. Raiden obviously took offense to the remark and shot a drunk bolt of lightning.



the lightning bolt missed johnny cage by 37 feet