Bleeding to death from the ass while old dirty bums are raping you. During which a gang fight breaks out except they only have rusty, small bladed equipment like razor blades. Then your AIDS starts acting up. Then a Tsunami floods the city and you can't swim. You have no lung capacity because you've been smoking for 30 yrs. Then the bums keep givng you oxygen and you have to wait til they run out. Only they don't ever seem to run out. Then you notice that everyone else is a merman and they're all watching.



Sorry there are five of us and we couldn't decide which was better.

Heh, yeah, actually i did get the mummified in barbedwire part form a Cannible Corpse track.

krackerjack Wrote: Heh, yeah, actually i did get the mummified in barbedwire part form a Cannible Corpse track.

I thought so
OUCH! Then scarabs would eat you alive!!!!!

Being eaten by zombies is a pretty crappy way to die.To feel the flesh being stripped from your body....that's insane. The second is to burn to death....chaos indeed.

ghostdragon Wrote: Hyuga Wrote:The sharks are skilled in karate, too. ROFLOL! Karate fighting sharks? I could take em! Le Dragon Fantome

HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!

Scarier still...

The law offices of Jawkson & Son...

Well my first was getting burnt alive, but a few of you already said that so:

(I think Native Americans used to do this) Getting all four of your limbs tied to different horses facing four different directions. Then they would make the horses all run off, splitting the poor bugger into four parts. Ouch!

I've never seen it in a movie or heard of it, but I just thought someone getting done to them what the Egyptians used to do AFTER someone had died - where they use hooks to pull the brain out through the nose - but while they're alive, that would hurt I would imagine.

Oh and since my Dad usd to own a funeral home, I will share a true suicide:

A man, who had gone crazy by most accounts (thats what the neighbours said) jumped off his shed onto a standing up broom (or rake, cant remember) and went right up his bum. NO joke, 100% true story. Also my Dad says people who have been burnt to death have the most revolting smell in the world, nothing surpasses it. The cops who would be at the scene while my dad and his workers were collecting the bodies would often be in the corner, or outside throwing up. I have many stories of death my father has seen, I'll have to make a thread about it one day...

1. Losing a serious fight.
2. Bleeding to death from something that could've been treated.
3. Being cut-up alive.
4. Burning.
5. Drowning.
6. Skin on body all peeled off.
7. Acid poured on body.
8. Eaten by various small animals.
9. Stabbed to death, awake until the last one.
10. Buried alive.
11. Left for dead after having fingers/hands cut off, eye taken out, tongue cut off, Achilles' tendons cut, deafened.

getting 'served'...

thats just embarrasing...

since I am much much past my breakdance phase after that one episode of south park it all became very funny to me...

spontanusly combusting.. it wud be embarrasing coz ur private bits wud be flying about in the airs or on someones face..meh

ye ye...i knoe a lot of ppl going through this but...how bout starving to death. I heard back in the 1800's ppl would torture you by puting you in a small cage without anything. It would also be crappy to bleed to death or get impaled by many objects.

nah i think another bad way to die would be to have ur penis naled to a burning building...man id love to see that id so videotape that!!!

A lot of people say drowning. I've heard that it's not that bad (no, I haven't talked to anyone that has drowned lately). I forget who told me. The worst part is the water filling your lungs. But once they're full you just sit there breathing water for a while just like when you were in the womb, and you slowly fade away.

I still wouldn't like to try it.

As for my own ideas, I'd hate to get infected by some grotesque disease like the flesh eating virus. That or bubonic plague.

Another would be to have the circulation cut off to one's fingers and toes and then when that tissue dies from lack of blood, tie off the arms and the legs at the joints. The coup de grace is strangulation.

You probably wouldn't die from ball removal, just pass out from the pain.

ChainzOfMisery Wrote: being kicked in the balls over and over again until ur balls splits open and then u die...

Sorry sir, I just don't like you.

Anyway, drowning wouldn't be so bad. If you knew there was no way in hell you were going to be able to make it, you could just breathe the water in and pass out. Problem solved.

I'd say being boiled alive, starving, and eaten from the inside would be the worst.
I'm sure there are lots of other things though.

hwt broom sword u should start writing these down, cuz u might be on the recieving end one day!!

Plane crash. Search google if u wanna listen to some black box recordings of fallen planes. Hearing the pilots out of nowhere just start screaming and the passengers, fuck flying I say.

Drowning and getting eaten by a shark or whale would suck balls too.

blade-tsung Wrote: Plane crash. Search google if u wanna listen to some black box recordings of fallen planes. Hearing the pilots out of nowhere just start screaming and the passengers, fuck flying I say.

Jesus, Blade!You just brought up one of my fears.Now hearing yourself yell on the black box is just plain scary.That would make a good horror movie.

You have a better chance of being killed by a lawnmower than a plane, actually.

blade-tsung Wrote: Plane crash. Search google if u wanna listen to some black box recordings of fallen planes. Hearing the pilots out of nowhere just start screaming and the passengers, fuck flying I say. Drowning and getting eaten by a shark or whale would suck balls too.

GrinningEvilDeath Wrote: A lot of people say drowning. I've heard that it's not that bad (no, I haven't talked to anyone that has drowned lately). I forget who told me. The worst part is the water filling your lungs. But once they're full you just sit there breathing water for a while just like when you were in the womb, and you slowly fade away.

yeah ive heard that, too. it kinda makes sense when u think about. its just really bad when you start to panic, then you make it feel worse than it already is.

Hyuga Wrote: You have a better chance of being killed by a lawnmower than a plane, actually. too.

Very true. i trust aeroplnaes more than a car or a bus, aeroplanes dont bloody crash into eachother while the drivers checking how his hair is in the rear-view mirror!

Falling down in a camper and getting your stomach caught. Your stomach being torn open spilling your entrails all over yourself and the floor of the mostly clean camper. Your insides burning because they are no longer inside and are no longer clean. Having to find a way to get help with incredible pain and bleeding to death. Dragging your body accross the floor your slimy intestines getting caught on carpet collecting fuzz and dirt sending more jolts of excruciating pain. Eventually making it to the door, but too late. Just before you go into shock you try screaming for help but it only comes out as a frothy yelp as blood pumps up your throat. Dying alone with your internals coating everything between you and the 8 feet to the door lying blank stared in your own blood, piss, and shit.

-Shoe

1)Being suspended from meet hooks while your chest is carved out, causing your insides to spill to the ground has got to suck.
2)Being eaten alive from the inside by some kind of worm blows. Just like in that old Mike's hard Cranberry Lemonade commercial.
3)Slowly burning alive is brutal.
4)Dipped in boiling acid sucks.
5)Eaten by Zombies is got to be one of the worst. First off there are so many, second they maybe your family, and third the pain you feel as their teeth shred the flesh off the bones.
6)Getting sucked into a black hole or caught in a super nova would be awful. Especially the black hole one since you die slowly, and you'd be crushed by your own weight.
7)Being crushed in general is unpleasant.
8)Getting shot out of an air lock in outer space.
9)The old iron maiden coffin death is just something that gives me chills.
10)Have your limbs hacked off with a rusty chain saw.
11)Have your head drilled straight through with a drill.
12)Slowly being shot up by a nail gun, starting from the feet up.
13)Crucified. Nuff said.

hmm some interesting choices so far, how about..

1: Getting run over by a steam roller feet first so you would see it coming towards your head.

2: being forced to bungie jump with rope instead of bungie cord on to concrete.

3. Falling into a giant vat of cooking oil that was on a high heat

4. Slowly lowered in to a tank and being eaten alive by hungery Piranha

id say that dying from hemorrhoids could be the worst way to die. Not only painful but also very humiliating.

That would be funny to see on a show like Family Guy. It would be funnier than watching midgets run track. -Larry the Cable Guy

lol. i see you've put a lot of thought into yours, Shoe. i'd say the worst way to go is being burnt alive. i've never seen an actual charred body before until i watched Farenheit911. its quite a disturbing sight really. the guys arms were all curled up in an e.xpression (wonder why i can't type that word) of great pain and there was no skin left. all that remained was black. truely terrible.

ooo nice... whatabout in jailhouses... like getting shanked by some little wiry guys whos spent the last month plotting to kill you while his anger grew and all this time he was sharpening the ned of a spoon just to latter insert it in to your clavicle and then you spleen just because you cut him in the dessert line two months earlier...

or a group of chubby ass nasty Bruce Bruce lookin' guys runnin a train on you That would suck you do NOT want to survive after a shit like that...

Terranova Wrote: hmm some interesting choices so far, how about.. 1: Getting run over by a steam roller feet first so you would see it coming towards your head.

Actually you'd be long dead before the thing got to your head. Infact You prabably would pass out from the pain once both legs were gone, and die as soon as it crushes vital parts of the torso.