Tiger thing, here (Hands over a root beer hidden in his chest.). Halley, explan the story...
Tripp: Okay then...Well, I guess I should stat with my history...I am the clone of a psychotpathic and psychokinetic empress from my time. Her name was Alshey Livia Grivinsky. Anyway, so in order to prevent any powrr struggles, my name was changed to Silas Altip Malstreen, granddaughter of noted general Alfonso Malstreen and spy to the empire. Eventually, I ran into Vic, whom I would later develop feelings for, and Bry. They told me of the horrific acts the empire did to people and, in a show of defiance, changed my appearance as well as my name. I was Silas no more. Now I was Tripp Marteen Styla, probably my most familiar name. During my time under this name, I perfected the ability to turn my living hair into a menagerie of weapons as well as my ability to change the color of my eyes, hair and skin in order to blend intomy surroundings. Anyway, We managed to uncover my genetic template's attempt to conquer the world, and Bry was the one who killed her, after realizing that he was decieved. They managed to get caught and jailed while I managed to escape. I really felt terible at this point. I needed some time to myself... Anyhoo, when they returned, they brought along a local vigilante named Lisa Harriet Rivers (I bet you're missin' your homegal right now, Bry.).
Shut up! Continue.
Tripp: Hey! Hmph. So when we regroup, we find ourselves in the middle of a biological weapon threat with a terrorist clan. Eventually we dealt with them and when we were done, guess who came back...
Ashley...(Grinds teeth)
Tripp: Yep. She went on with the conquering spree and once we caught up to her, she droped the bombshell by revealing that I was actually her clone. I just... I couldn't face them... I had to run away... Only to face Vic and tell them my choice to be with him. We then fled to space, met a bunch of oddball species only to find out that it was all a con. When we came back...The apocalypse came to town...We split up, and I thought that was the last time I would see ny of them again... I... I had to hide, change again. When I was done, I was now Halley Visay Kngivyrs. Really an anagram of Ashley's full name. (Bry presents a monitor with Ashley's name on it and changes the letters around to make Halley's name.) I then saw us together again... At last, the warriors four were united... Even if we all changed considerably... We then brwaled our way through the infesting hordes of demons to make it to Valers Kraharganok Gravenskrack, a distant ancestor of mine. When we beat the living crp out of his immortal ass, we all decided that the Earth needed to begin again if humanity was to survive. Vic fired a beam, the world went white, and we were sent to our current states.
Well then, to answer your question, Yes. Vc's back at the pantheon, there I suggest you wait unitl I find Lisa. Got it?
Tripp: Well... Okay. Bye guys. (Walks through a self-made portal.).
Distant Voice:...I'll have your head for this!
(Scans area to find voice.) Holy crap, guys... We crossed the borders of time, space, and reality... We're in the 1986 Transformers Movie! We're in mother *&%@in' 2005 and that is Megatron and some of his men, who were ejected from Astrotrain because of Starscream! Quick, Hide! (Transforms into the Enola Gay (Infamous WWII bomber.), while everyone else hides in the ship, which transforms into a skyscraper.)
Unicron: 'Sup, Megatron?
Megatron: What the- Who said that?
Unicron: Name's Unicron.
Megatron: Where the hell are you?
Unicron: I got you here for a reason...
Megatron: The... I do not get summoned!
Unicron: First time for everything. Eh, chump?
Megatron: Alright, whaddya want?
Unicron: Get me the Autobot Matrix. I'm gettin' annoyed by it.
Megatron: You worry too much. I alrady annihalated Prime.
Unicron: You did not!
Megatron: But still, he's dead and the matrix went with him!
Unicron: Wrong-o! It was assed on to their new leader. Go get it!
Megatron: Why? What do I get?
Unicron: You drive a hard bargain. I'll upgrade you all.
Megatron: And..
Unicron: You're mine, fool!
Megatron: Nobody owns me!
Unicron: Eh, must've gotten the wrong guy. Prepare to die. (Summons mists of terror)
Megatron: Alright! Alright, I accept the deal.
Unicron: Good. Now... (Transforms all Decepticons) You are now Galvatron, you are now Scourge, you guys are all Sweeps, you are now Cyclonus, and that's your armada.
Galvatron: We ride to Cybertron!
Unicron: Get me that Autobot Matrix! (Decepticons flee)
Galvatron: I'm gonna crush every single Autobot until that Matrix is as good as yours!
Oh, *$%&...
Unicron: Huh?
