Until an app for android is released that allow the editing of .rtf files, I must post my stories here.

This was one I have been withholding due to cercomstances beyond my control.

I actually was not planning on showing this to anyone on the internet, but I found it to be funny when I wrote it. Note this is a Portal cross-over and I thing you will realize why I did so as you read it. Gary-Stu ALERT!

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Fun with Portals

It was an ordinary day in the Neatherrealm and Scorpion was was just walking around when he heard some odd noises along with the voice of the Crimson Demon talking to what sounded like a female. Apparently her name was Chell according to the conversation. He went to go check it out.

The crimson demon was playing around with a white gun like device making Orange and blue holes in the ground and walls. Sometimes he would use these holes to teleport a cube shaped object with pink hearts on it around the city. Apparently Chell returned to the laboratory.

ScorpionÂawas curious about it and approached him to ask about it."Yo crimson demon." He said in a friendly voice."Hey Scorpion what do you know?" the demon replied."What's that your messing around with? He asked."Oh this? This is an Aperture Science Hand Held Portal Device. A portal gun if you will.Âa

With it I can make portals and mess around with stuff. Watch this!" The demon said as he fired an Orange portal on the ceiling directly above a city guard.Âa

Then he fired a blue one under the guard's feet causing him to fall infinitely through the bottom one, out the top one and down through the bottom one again.

1 minute of falling the demon shot the Orange portal onto the wall causing the screaming guard to go flying out and go "SPLAT!" against the opposite wall splattering his body parts and blood everywhere."FATALITY!" The crimson demon, following his tarkatan instincts, ate the splattered gore to Scorpion's disgust.

Next he went outside and fired a orange portal on the floor next to a standing guard near the city walls. Then the other one under its feet. He flew up and fell down in one and out the other each time getting higher.Âa

After he gained enough velocity to practically touch the sky, the demon moved the portal out from under him making him go "SPLAT!" on the floor."FATALITY" The tarkatan samurai ate those body parts too.

Scorpion said "Wow that is sweet! How can I get one?" He asked. The demon told him he has to qualify with it before he can have one.Âa

So they both drove to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and the demon helped Scorpion fill out the testing application forms and finally the consent and waiver release form stating:Âa

I (subject name here) of (subject hometown here), hereby consent to participating in trials and tests involving the use of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, during which I waive the right to any claim against Aperture Laboratories.Âa

I understand that my test duties will include completing tests without dying, following orders, which may include the enhanced truth, and accepting cake at the end of the trial period.

I understand that by signing this form I automatically accept the contract to test at Aperture Laboratories.

Subject signature here_____________________

Scorpion signed his signature on the document and then he preceded to the relaxation vault to wait his turn.

The vault rose up to test chamber #00. The head scientist Mike greeted him saying "Hello Scorpion, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. My name is Mike and this is my associate Bob. We will be supervising your progress as you work your way through each test chamber..." End

Epilogue: Once Scorpion was finished with the testing and now had a portal gun too, he modified the device so it was concealed in his hand and functioned a little differently then normal. When it came time to fight in a tournament he used it in one of his fatalities. He called it the Nether-Gate.

Chell, Rat-Man, and his companion cube were all watching in the stands. Shao Kahn was wondering why all these talking spheres were with me at the foot of his throne. He said that Wheatley one officially sucks along with the GLaDOS one too.