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07/15/2009 04:11 PM (UTC)
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Jiro:oh shit!!!

*Jiro flies towards Cham, however, he misses and hits the ground, resulting in a broken arm*

Jiro:AARRGGHH, you DICK, just because my skin is colored like charred rock doesn't mean it is, or that I wouldn't care, this is skin, or something similar, either way, it's vulnerable
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07/15/2009 04:15 PM (UTC)
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SHEED sorry Jiro!
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07/15/2009 04:16 PM (UTC)
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Jiro:Why would you do something like that?
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07/15/2009 04:25 PM (UTC)
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Well you know, I sort of figured, I could throw you, and your supposedly molten rock skin would make him hurt, but not you
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07/15/2009 04:35 PM (UTC)
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Jiro:you mean you thought I was a lava-rock being of some sort? well you aren't the first to think that, but you are the first to use me as a projectile, and damn, that hurt
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07/15/2009 04:44 PM (UTC)
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Ummm, well...yeah.
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07/15/2009 04:53 PM (UTC)
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Jiro:*sigh* Not much I can do about it but, what about this arm?
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07/15/2009 05:59 PM (UTC)
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Use your molten blood to fill in the cracks of the break?
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07/15/2009 06:09 PM (UTC)
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Jiro:...that might work...let me check

*Jiro focuses his energy into his bloodstream, making it heat up, speeding his bloodflow in the process, the heated blood gushes out of the wound for a while, then he slows it down to cool it.
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07/15/2009 07:05 PM (UTC)
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Handy dandy bloodwork eh? So what can you do in terms of Kombat?
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07/15/2009 07:22 PM (UTC)
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Jiro:I could tell you, but it would be much more fun to show you.
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07/15/2009 09:28 PM (UTC)
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Reptile, K, you alright?

Yeah, fine.

Well if its a fight you guys want, then i'll give you one. *Ninja sword stance*
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07/15/2009 09:35 PM (UTC)
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Jiro:Hey, who are you.
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07/15/2009 09:38 PM (UTC)
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I am called Chameleon and that is my sister khameleon with a K. And He is Reptile. We are Saurians
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07/15/2009 10:08 PM (UTC)
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Vash: Well, I'll call your sister hot, your friend awesome, and you can be RAINBOW BRITE! Now my friend here probably doesn't want a fight, me on the other hand *launches shadow shuriken at Cham*
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07/15/2009 10:33 PM (UTC)
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Scorpian:(just then scorpion deflects shadow shuriken thrown at cham) where is quan chi? i must know ! note: i am switching joker with shang tsung
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07/15/2009 10:49 PM (UTC)
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Hey Scorpion. I think i saw Chi back there in what looks like a cross between puke and lava
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07/15/2009 11:00 PM (UTC)
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Jiro: I just told you, Quan Chi is that pile of molten lava/puke over there.

*Jiro raises his good hand, and he is encased by a large rock, a few seconds pass and the rock starts crumbling until it becomes a lava golem*

Jiro(in the golem):who said i dont want to fight, i just don't want to hurt my arm again.
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07/15/2009 11:21 PM (UTC)
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Scorpian: (portal appears) quick get in we must escape!
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07/15/2009 11:31 PM (UTC)
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I guess you didn't see this...

Jironobou Wrote:

oh, and it might seem nit-picky, but its spell Scorpion, with an "o", not an "a"
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07/15/2009 11:32 PM (UTC)
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oh shit.

Wiat wait wait. Why are you fighting?

Well the winged guy seemed to be charging energy in his hand then dropped boulder here right at us.
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07/15/2009 11:35 PM (UTC)
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ScorpiOn:quick! cham and kham we must leave imediatly. get in the portal!
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07/15/2009 11:41 PM (UTC)
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Jiro(in the golem):STOP

*Jiro breaks out of the Golem, with a rock-like glove around his broken arm*

oh, and sorry about the "o" thing, but i have a problem with consistent grammar problems(like that rdnonlegend guy)
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07/15/2009 11:46 PM (UTC)
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Scorpion: hurry! (pushes cham and kham in portal and jumps in it before jiro can do anything)

Note: oh and the o thing was a spelling mistake not a grammer mistake. note: and i have shang tsung instead of joker right?
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07/16/2009 12:00 AM (UTC)
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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
Scorpion: hurry! (pushes cham and kham in portal and jumps in it before jiro can do anything)

Note: oh and the o thing was a spelling mistake not a grammer mistake.

note: and i have shang tsung instead of joker right?

yeah, you have him, and i was refering to writing mistakes, not just grammar, it's a pet peeve
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