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Jiro:oh shit!!!
*Jiro flies towards Cham, however, he misses and hits the ground, resulting in a broken arm*
Jiro:AARRGGHH, you DICK, just because my skin is colored like charred rock doesn't mean it is, or that I wouldn't care, this is skin, or something similar, either way, it's vulnerable
*Jiro flies towards Cham, however, he misses and hits the ground, resulting in a broken arm*
Jiro:AARRGGHH, you DICK, just because my skin is colored like charred rock doesn't mean it is, or that I wouldn't care, this is skin, or something similar, either way, it's vulnerable


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Jiro:Why would you do something like that?


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Jiro:you mean you thought I was a lava-rock being of some sort? well you aren't the first to think that, but you are the first to use me as a projectile, and damn, that hurt


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Jiro:*sigh* Not much I can do about it but, what about this arm?


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Jiro:...that might work...let me check
*Jiro focuses his energy into his bloodstream, making it heat up, speeding his bloodflow in the process, the heated blood gushes out of the wound for a while, then he slows it down to cool it.
*Jiro focuses his energy into his bloodstream, making it heat up, speeding his bloodflow in the process, the heated blood gushes out of the wound for a while, then he slows it down to cool it.


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Jiro:I could tell you, but it would be much more fun to show you.


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Jiro:Hey, who are you.


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Scorpian:(just then scorpion deflects shadow shuriken thrown at cham) where is quan chi? i must know ! note: i am switching joker with shang tsung


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Jiro: I just told you, Quan Chi is that pile of molten lava/puke over there.
*Jiro raises his good hand, and he is encased by a large rock, a few seconds pass and the rock starts crumbling until it becomes a lava golem*
Jiro(in the golem):who said i dont want to fight, i just don't want to hurt my arm again.
*Jiro raises his good hand, and he is encased by a large rock, a few seconds pass and the rock starts crumbling until it becomes a lava golem*
Jiro(in the golem):who said i dont want to fight, i just don't want to hurt my arm again.
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Scorpian: (portal appears) quick get in we must escape!


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I guess you didn't see this...
Jironobou Wrote:
oh, and it might seem nit-picky, but its spell Scorpion, with an "o", not an "a"
oh, and it might seem nit-picky, but its spell Scorpion, with an "o", not an "a"


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ScorpiOn:quick! cham and kham we must leave imediatly. get in the portal!


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Jiro(in the golem):STOP
*Jiro breaks out of the Golem, with a rock-like glove around his broken arm*
oh, and sorry about the "o" thing, but i have a problem with consistent grammar problems(like that rdnonlegend guy)
*Jiro breaks out of the Golem, with a rock-like glove around his broken arm*
oh, and sorry about the "o" thing, but i have a problem with consistent grammar problems(like that rdnonlegend guy)
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Scorpion: hurry! (pushes cham and kham in portal and jumps in it before jiro can do anything)
Note: oh and the o thing was a spelling mistake not a grammer mistake. note: and i have shang tsung instead of joker right?
Note: oh and the o thing was a spelling mistake not a grammer mistake. note: and i have shang tsung instead of joker right?


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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
Scorpion: hurry! (pushes cham and kham in portal and jumps in it before jiro can do anything)
Note: oh and the o thing was a spelling mistake not a grammer mistake.
note: and i have shang tsung instead of joker right?
Scorpion: hurry! (pushes cham and kham in portal and jumps in it before jiro can do anything)
Note: oh and the o thing was a spelling mistake not a grammer mistake.
note: and i have shang tsung instead of joker right?
yeah, you have him, and i was refering to writing mistakes, not just grammar, it's a pet peeve
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