I am Raiden, god of thunder. And if you want questions about Shinnok, ask me Noob Saibot.

Noob:um...i just did

Scorpion: (chuckles) So Raiden, what do you know exactly?

Sorry for the double post, but here is what we have so far.

(Somewhere in the Nether Realm)
Noob: what the hell? Where am I? All I remember is a big flaming skull staring at me....ah well, hey, wait, who am I?

Scorpion: I remember a black face and I...... What else happened? My body is in pain, but why?

*To Scorpion*

Noob: "Whoa, who are you?

Scorpion: "Who am I? The question is who are you!"

Noob: uh, I don’t really know.

Reptile: THAT BASTARD!! Shang Tsung, he betrayed me, and now I'm in....HELL?! How could I have been so stupid!! Wait, those two over there may be of some help. YOU TWO!!! I AM REPTILE FORMER BODYGUARD OF SHANG TSUNG!!

Noob: Shang Tsung, hmm, hmm, I think I was supposed to kill him, but I’m not sure, what do you think nameless wonder, oh, and what do u think I should be called?

Scorpion: Shang Tsung? I vaguely remember him, but I remember us being enemies. As for your name, till our memory returns ill call you shadow ninja.

Reptile: Well, seeing how you don't seem to know much. I'd call you a noob. And looking at you, you seem cold and soulless, like a robot. And there's a sai over there, next to that dead Taraktan. Noob, Sai, Bot. Noob Saibot. I'll call you Noob for short. But if what you said was true, about killing Shang, there's no reason we shouldn't team up. Facebones, you in?

Noob: Shadow ninja? Hmm, nice, but on second though, I like Noob more, so i'll be Noob Saibot.

Reptile: I’m still calling him NOOB SAIBOT. Hmm, seems like the name of a bad comedian. I'm starting to see why I'm here.

Noob: yeah, so do I

Reptile: Well, I happen to know why YOU'RE here. But I won't tell you until you agree to be called Noob.
Noob: I already have.

Well, since you agree. I suppose you want to know how you got here. Don't you think there's a REASON you woke up in HELL staring at Ghost Rider over there? You see, he's a specter, he's already dead, he belongs here. You, you're an assassin, but in this case, the HUNTER, became the prey, if ya catch my drift

(Crap, shouldn’t have said that, now they'll be fighting and I lost what seem to be powerful allies)

Noob: So, he's been here forever and I’m dead?, damn, and my target killed me?

Reptile: You're target was Shang Tsung, Inhuman Torch was picked off by you earlier, and came back from the dead just for revenge.

Noob: Hey, if you whispered that you shouldn't have said that, why are you still telling me this, besides, what’s in the past is in the past, as far as I'm concerned we're even, but why is he a specter when I'm a...whatever I am?

Reptile: And why am I still......unchanged? This all happened during the Mortal Kombat tournament. He came back and killed you, after you killed him. I was summoned by Shang Tsung, who proclaimed that I've been spending too much time in spike pits, so I was useless, and he killed me. I’m not sure. It's all, confusing.

Noob: So, did he spike your drink? Man that was lame. Makes me realize why I’m here.

Reptile: No, he sent what I always considered to be his four armed SEX SLAVE after me. Rally, muscular, has a ponytail, and only wears underwear. But hell, he can punch, and he killed me. I think, why else would I be here?

Noob: ......we really need to find a way out of here, and de-laminate (combo- destroy/eliminate) Tsung

Reptile: Heh, nice use of words. And he better go before the Reaper wakes up, he doesn't look too friendly. Hey, there's a door. Let's go!

Noob: *turns invisible* whoa, I didn’t know I could do that!!!, *sneaks past Scorpion*

Reptile: Heh, still a Noob. *turns invisible and crawls across the wall, reappears on the ceiling*

Scorpion: Can I at least get a word out? What should I be called for now? I am wearing yellow armor and a mas...... (Feels face) wha where's my mask?! I know I had it on. That is one of the only things I can remember. Noob, Reptile did you guys take it?

Noob: Well, your yellow suit, and the way you carry your arm, reminds me of a Scorpion, so I’ll call you Scorpion, hey, grab that spear next to that old dead guy in the purple-ish robe and the body of the spiky headed Shokan over there, it might be useful, if you promise not to kill us, I will reveal my location and we can get on with our journey to assassinate Shang Tsung.

*to myself* Strange though, when I turned invisible I was reminded of someone who shoots ice and slides around like a maniac, wonder who it is.

Scorpion: Ok I got the spear and I won't kill you or you Reptile. (Looks to the left) What’s that by the Shokan? (Walks to get the crumbled and burnt paper under the Shokan's leg) It Says,

"To remember is the key,
to forget was your destiny.
I've have placed you together as you see,
All together, The Mighty Three.

(Turns the paper over to the back)

It says, "(0)(0)(1)"

Noob, Reptile, what do you think that means?

To self: I feel a cold breeze coming from Noob. Like ice.

Noob: Hmm, the message may refer to the three of us, and it basically means, we must remember who we are, I believe the numbers refer to each of us, me and you *points at scorpion* don’t remember anything, but Reptile seems to know who he is, and what he's doing, to some extent, so each number might represent how much we know about ourselves, either way, we need to move, this place feels...dark, and there are zombies everywhere...does anyone else feel cold?

*as soon as Noob finishes talking, one of the zombies lunge at him, when...*

Scorpion: Watch out Noob! (Throws spear at the zombie and cuts the zombies head clean off) Close one. (Takes a short breather) Ok, I think your right about the numbers. We met first and Reptile came after so that makes what you’re saying accurate. (Scorpion pauses) Ahhhhhh my arm! (Spear merges with Scorpion's right arm) What happened? (puts right hand up and an animalistic spear shoots out of his palm hissing) towards a zombie, impaling it's chest and pulling it over to Scorpion) Hyaah! (Scorpion kicks zombie) What the........

Noob: whoa, cool, I wonder if that can happen to me
*picks up an old, broken Shuriken that was stuck in back of the zombie's head*
Noob: gee, I wonder how he died
*the shuriken then starts reforming itself*
Noob: What the?
*the shuriken then seems to be absorbed by Noob and an Imprint of the shuriken appears on both hands*
Noob: cool
*Noob points the palm of his hand down, facing another random zombie, and a shuriken appears out of his palm and decapitates it's head*
Noob:...Nice

Scorpion: Cool, when is something like this going to happen to Reptile?


Reptile: Me? I can shoot force balls and spit acid. I don't need miniscule weapons. Sorry I was gone. I was scouting this place out. I found a mysterious location, a shrine. With warriors from the mortal kombat tournament and a statue of a ninja that looks like all of us. Like a shrine to the warriors. There's a portal to it over here Come on!

Noob: You mean in that big city with the red thing in the middle of it? It goes to a big shrine thing? Weird

Scorpion: Cool. Let’s go to the portal then.



Reptile: *we get to the other side of the portal* Oh my god, we're in the NETHERREALM, seeing as how you’re earth realm natives, you may not know this place. It's a form of hell, only it's a whole REALM of it. The two were once thought to be connected, but since you couldn't walk to the two palaces, they're considered as separate realms. What?! Tsung's, men? HERE?! Noob, you and I need to become invisible, we don't fit in as well as Scorpion.


Scorpion: Yes, I will disguise myself as a torch Reptile! (Silence) I remember this place like I was here yesterday for some reason. (The paper glows and stops with in 3 seconds) What happened? (Scorpion takes out paper and looks at the numbers on back) 101! The numbers changed from 001 to 101. This happened just because I remembered this place? I guess I am the first number, Noob is the second, but Reptile has his memory so who is the third?


Reptile: Scorpion, I think there's more to Noob Saibot than we may think.


Noob: Crap, Tsung's men, as a matter of fact, I think a guy dressed in all black will fit in, check out this city, they are all around here, see?
*I point to a building guarded by two men dressed in all black*
Noob: I might be mistaken by there enemies as one of them, but there won't be a lot of suspicion, s for reptile, a walking lizard doesn't exactly scream "I'm a Native" if you catch my drift, but i have an idea
*I shout to one of the men in all black to come here from behind a building, when he gets there, I snap his neck and starts to take his clothes*
Noob: you can wear these rep, to disguise yourself while we find a way out of this shithole.


Scorpion: Ya and ill say I am Shang's new body guard. (Laughs at Reptile) Let’s get ready guys.

To self: Is there more to Noob?

Noob: *the three of us make our way around the city, trying to avoid the strange building in the center guarded by the men garbed in black, all the while trying to find the portal out, but after going around the entire city, we see no way to find it other than searching around the building, it has two large doors, guarded by the two strange men, and two points on the top, the three of us decide to walk around the building and find a face on the back, the two points are part of his crown, suddenly, my vision goes dark*
~~Flashback~~
Noob: What the? Where am I?

???: You were slain by the ninja specter Scorpion, and the Elder gods saw it fit to send you before me.

Noob: What? Who are you?

???: I am the fallen Elder God Shinnok, you are a wraith, and you must work for me now

Noob: To do what?

Shinnok: I was getting to that, your mission is...
~~End of Flashback~~
*I wake up back at the place where I killed the wraith its corpse is next to me, i look up and see Scorpion and Reptile standing over me*

Noob: What happened?


Scorpion: (paper glows and stops in 3 seconds) What? That happened again. It says 111 now. Noob what did you remember exactly?


Noob: Something about a man named Shinnok, do either of you know anything about him?


Raiden: *thunder strikes when Raiden appears* I do!



Noob: Holy $#17!!! Who ARE you? And what do you know about this guy Shinnok?


Raiden: I am Raiden, god of thunder. And if you want questions about Shinnok, ask me Noob Saibot.


Noob: um... I just did.


Scorpion: (chuckles) So Raiden, what do you know exactly?

Reptile: Ah, the Thunder God Raiden, enemy of Shang Tsung, well, you know what they say, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. However, you are also MY enemy. Remember that it was your WAR with SHINNOK taht wiped out my homeworld of Zaterra!! I refuse to have ANYTHING to do with him, and if you do, then we have NO reason to speak.

*storms off angrily*

Scorpion: Ha Reppy's mad.

I'll claim Shang Tsung.

Me: Wasn't Shao Kahn responsible for the near destruction of the Zaterrans?

Noob: Whats wrong with Reptile?
*checks scorpions Paper*
Noob: Hmm,. it still says 111, if that was a real memory, it would probably have said 112 or something, but...
*shock and awe*
Noob: I know where the portal is!!!

Scorpion: (takes paper from noob) Ya it didn't chan... (paper glows and zapps Scorpions hand) Ow! Thanks Noob! ( Stares at Noob for 10 seconds) The paper says 121 now.

Noob: remember when we saw the Statue of Shinnok's head, well i just got a flashback of a dark figure leaving the Netherrealm through a portal hidden in the mouth of the statue, we have to find a way to sneak over there and get the portal opened without anyone seeing us, this may be hard because that statue seems to be a point of prayer, everyone goes there, we need to make a plan, and find Reptile

*just a reminder, Mortal Kombat 2 characters will be available tomorrow*

Reptile: Bastard's associating with the thunder god. He destroyed my RACE!!! We may have IMMIGRATED to Zaterra, but he caused it. I will never work with him, fate of the realms be DAMNED

Scorpion: (in a sarcastic voice) I know, you should like not wor... shut up!
Ok Raiden will work with you.

Reptile: Fine, you do that. I'm gone in taht case. *turns invisible and crawls away unseen*

Noob: He does realize he wont get to the portal without our help, by the looks of it, the black warriors (as in the COLOR black) are the ones who can control the portal, and im one of them, anyways, we need to either take all of them out, or create a diversion to get there attention while i try to open the portal, so which one is it?

Reptile: *thinking* Good thing Shang Tsung didn't PILLAGE MY CORPSE before Iw as sent to hell, I still have ana rtifact he gave me used to make portals. I suppose I should follow them in secret to see where they're going, since I obviously need a plan to take down Tsung, which I don't have right now.

Scorpion: Reptile is a Noob anyway. (feels pain in leg) Ow! Something hit me!

Noob: what's wrong?
*looks down and sees a Shuriken lodged in Scorpions foot
Noob: What the hell?
*looks around and sees another Shuriken appear out of nowhere and narrowly dodges it*
Noob: what is it?
*one of the ninja's dressed in black appears from a cloud of dust and says*
Black Ninja: You killed one of our comrades, now you all must die
Noob: But we didn't kill your buddy
Black Ninja: what do you mean? his naked corpse is right there
*Black ninja points to the body at scorpion's feet*
Black ninja: that was my cousin's, sister's, stalker's, neighboor's, roomate's, best friend's, mother's, lover's, uncle's, worst enemy who has no relation what so ever to me, YOU WILL DIE, FIGHT
* the Ninja lunges out at Scorpion*

Scorpion: (Jumps over the black ninja and now behind him throws his spear from his palm)

Black ninja: Pathetic attempt. (swings the spear like a flail in the air with Scorpion still attached to it and throws him at Noob)

*shoots Shurikens at the ninja, he dodges them easily*
Ninja: Shurikens? you still use those toys?
Noob: You did though
Ninja: it was to announce my presence, they are only useful when no one sees them coming
Noob: Good Idea
*turns invisible*
Ninja: What? you can do that?
Noob: and a few other things beside that
*Noob holds his palm out and a shadow ball comes out of his hand hitting the ninja*
Noob: That was a Block Disabler Ball, hit him with all you got*
Ninja: this cannot be!!!

Reptile:*still invisible*

*spits acid at the black ninja, while he's staggering, a forceball is thrown, followed by an uppercut then a tasty meal fatality*

*sneaks back into hiding*

Noob: woah...Reptile, is that you, what happened to not helping us?

Scorpion: (Hits rapidly at the Ninja, tearing him to pieces)(A deep scary voice plays out of nowhere and says, BRUTALITY) Where did that come from?

Noob: um....i dont know, but that move is kind of a cheap move, lets abuse it

Scorpion: Totally...

Noob: then i guess our plan is to attack them
*shoots a couple of disabler balls at the two men guarding the building*
Noob: lets go
*Noob uninvisiblizes and charges the one on the left and tackles him, he places his hand on the mouth of the enemy and the man starts choking, Noob gets up and there is smoke emanating from his mouth, and he chokes to death*
Noob: Your turn