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Look, now Baraka has grown hair and beard! Shit, the time does fly...

07/01/2008 03:24 PM (UTC)
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07/01/2008 08:32 PM (UTC)
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07/02/2008 10:14 PM (UTC)
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07/03/2008 01:08 AM (UTC)
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07/05/2008 03:46 PM (UTC)
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07/05/2008 05:15 PM (UTC)
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07/05/2008 11:06 PM (UTC)
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07/06/2008 01:07 AM (UTC)
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UPDATE#2: The sorcerer stole the balls of Mokap because he loves touching his gigantic throbbing balls as much as he can handle a magical stick or a golden coin with the fat warrior who knows martial arts and the elder gods to stop time form overlapping because they drank too much alcohol while turning Liu Kang upside down and does a spiral kick at Sub Zero's melted fingers while trying on a thong that smells like decaying oni which took a piece of rotting skulls and hairy goldfish that stare behind doors which open slowly if they fell upwards towards a grenade that almost exploded but kept imploding until raiden decided to fart really loudly because he ate curry that was moldy because it was really REALLY FUCKING old so it began mutating into mutated shit which didnt smell that bad but it was sticky so Raiden ate it all with Aquaman and they smoked abestos while trying Necromancy which summoned a trecky necrophiliac lady-bug that started rapping really badly while doing meth and Baraka was Hungary so he devoured the smelly necrophiliac lady with his big stenching blades but forgot to........
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07/07/2008 11:21 PM (UTC)
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