

About Me
Look, now Baraka has grown hair and beard! Shit, the time does fly...
0
smelly


About Me
GT: Dimitri1033
0
lady
0
with


About Me
GT: Dimitri1033
0
big


About Me

0
stenching
0
blades


About Me
Herro.
0
forgot
(if anyone wants to gather up all the words and post the sentence again, feel free to)
(if anyone wants to gather up all the words and post the sentence again, feel free to)


About Me
GT: Dimitri1033
0
UPDATE#2: The sorcerer stole the balls of Mokap because he loves touching his gigantic throbbing balls as much as he can handle a magical stick or a golden coin with the fat warrior who knows martial arts and the elder gods to stop time form overlapping because they drank too much alcohol while turning Liu Kang upside down and does a spiral kick at Sub Zero's melted fingers while trying on a thong that smells like decaying oni which took a piece of rotting skulls and hairy goldfish that stare behind doors which open slowly if they fell upwards towards a grenade that almost exploded but kept imploding until raiden decided to fart really loudly because he ate curry that was moldy because it was really REALLY FUCKING old so it began mutating into mutated shit which didnt smell that bad but it was sticky so Raiden ate it all with Aquaman and they smoked abestos while trying Necromancy which summoned a trecky necrophiliac lady-bug that started rapping really badly while doing meth and Baraka was Hungary so he devoured the smelly necrophiliac lady with his big stenching blades but forgot to........
0
swallow


About Me
GT: Dimitri1033
0
he
0
began
0
blood
0
from


About Me
GT: Dimitri1033
0
mishapen
0
hemroid
0
which
0
Squirted

0
Lipopolysaccharide
© 1998-2025 Shadow Knight Media, LLC. All rights reserved. Mortal Kombat, the dragon logo and all character names are trademarks and copyright of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.