Hey everyone, this is just a short script we came up with, tell us how you like it, thanks, enjoy! XD


Shujinko: DAMASHI, I have the Earthrrealm Kamidogu!
Damashi: Owww...not so loud you little turd, I’m a dead-invincible-tyrant-who-will-destroy-the-realms, not deaf...I mean, hey good job Shujinko, buuuuuddy...
Shujinko:*annoyingly chipper voice* Now what do we do?
Damashi grumbling: mmph shut the hell up for one thing. What? OH, right. Well, now we find the next Kamidogu!
End scene. Shujinko and Damashi are in the Nexus now, standing around the netherrealm portal.
Shujinko jumps up and down, begins skipping around the portal.
Damashi: Just what the hell are you doing?
Shujinko: I’M DOING THE HAPPY SKIPPING DANCE!
Damashi to self: Great, of all the minions I could have picked I have to take the one who acts like he’s the product of a hideous union between the Carebears and Ewoks...*to Shujinko*: Ok, that’s very nice Shujinko, now step through the portal...INTO THE NETHER---I mean into the nice happy place on the other side.
Shujinko: Can I SKIP into the portal?
Damashi: NO.
Shujinko: PLEEEEEASE?
Damashi: NO.
Shujinko: are you straight?
Damashi: NO. Wait, what? DAMNIT! Just go in the damn portal!
Shujinko: OK!
Cut to the Netherrealm.
Shujinko: What is this place, Damashi?
Damashi: Its Disneyland, they made a few changes.
Shujinko: REALLY?
Damashi: No. Now pay attention. SHUJINKO! Shujinko was trying to pantz a demon Leave the damned alone! Now pay attention.
Shujinko: Damashi, why are we here?
Damashi: Please tell me you’re joking. I just explained it to you...
Shujinko: Why am I here?
Damashi: YOU are here because you think about porcupines when you touch yourself. And that is very wrong.
Shujinko: HOW DID YOU KNOW MY FANTASY!?
Damachi: You know what! Here you go Shujinko.
Shuijinko: What is this Damachi?
Damachi: It’s battery acid.
Shujinko: What should I do with it?
Damachi: Drink it its very health for you.
Shujinko: it doesn’t look to appealing.....
Damachi: It’s actually a special kind of orange juice it’s black and green, now c’mon drinky drinky.
Shujinko: OK!
*falls dead with blood coming out of his mouth*