As some of you may know, Raiden And Friends was a great story posted on the Midway boards just about every day or two...I would like to start the 2nd season on MKO!!! So here we go!!!

RAF season 2 episode one:Jax's Old Nemisis

We find our heroes (kinda) eating at a resteraunt.

Scorpion:BURP!!! BURP!!! BURP!!!

Liu Kang:Ugh....erggg......I need to....go! (Runs in bathroom)

Strange sound:BLAHBLAUH BLAH!!!

Raiden:Uhhhhhhhh......

Sub-Zero:Geez, Scorpion why are you so rude!?!

Scorpion:Since when have I been rude!?!

Sub-Zero:Just now! And the rest of your life!

Scorpion:Oh have I Sub-Zero? Or have you been PRETENDING TO BE ME!?!? *Points finger angrily at Sub-Zero*

*Everyone stares*

Sub-Zero:................

Scorpion:...............

Sub-Zero:.........Get away.

Scorpion:Sorry, sorry.....

*Jax bursts through the door*

Jax:AHHHHHGGG IT'S HORRIBLE!!!

Scorpion:SHUT UP!!!

Raiden:What's horrible?

Jax whispering:It's.....it's.........*Gets close to Raiden* Tremor.

Sound:DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!

*Everyone looks around*

Jax:I think he's comin to get me!!!

Sound:DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!

Jax:And I broke my metal arms!!!

Sound:DUN DUN....

Scorpion:SHUT THE HECK UP!!!

Johnny Cage:How'd you break your metal arms?

Jax:It was a fierce battle, it was one vs one, in Mortal Kombat.

FLASHBACK*******

*Jax is in his kitchen trying to open up an oven*

Jax:Open darn you! My pie is burning!!!

*Opens cell phone, presses a few buttons*

Jax:I'm gonna need ya down here!

*Shao Khan walks in*

Shao Khan:Round 1......FIGHT!!!

Jax:COME ON!!! *Throws a punch at the oven*

Jax:WHAT ELSE YOU GOT!!!

*Oven bursts open and sends Jax into a running sink*

Jax:Huh...what? *water drips on Jax*

Jax:NOoOoOoOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!

*His metal arms fall off*

Jax:......Dang

END OF FLASHBACK

Scorpion:So..... what does this have to do with us?

Cage: WHOOOPS!!! It's that time again!.....I uhhhhhh gotta go.....peepee.......

Raiden:riiiiiiiight.....

Cage:Yeeeaaaaahhhh.....*Runs in bathroom and disapears as he presses a button on his watch*

Sub-Zero:Ok back to Scorpion's suprisingly not dumb question.

Jax:Well uhhhh.....friends gotta help eachother right?

Scorpion:Forget this I ain't helppin you. I'm gonna go check out the new updates on "Johnny Cage's MK Girls Gone Wild.com"

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*Scorpion walks away*

Liu Kang coming out of bathroom:We'll help ya Jax won't we gang!?!

Everybody:..........Uhhhhh

Sub-Zero:I gotta go.....uhhhh.....buy the ice cubes....

Liu Kang:But you're a....

Sub-Zero:YUP! We sure do need those.....ICE CUBES!!!

Raiden:I gotta go pay the electricity bill...

Kang:But i payed it last we...

Raiden:We don't wanna run out of electricity! Right Sub-Zero!?!

*Sub-Zero runs*

Raiden:uhhhhhh......*He runs*

Liu Kang:I guess it's just me and you!!!

*Tremor bursts through the door*

Liu Kang:Except for the fact that I gotta go uhhhh........uhhhhh.....not....help you....beat Tremor.....see ya......*Runs away*

Jax:Uhhhh stand back Tremor! You know i'm part of the Special Forces Squad!!!

Tremor:......*Punches him*

*Later that day*

Jax:Please!?!

Scorpion:NO!

Jax:Please!?!

Scorpion:NOOO!!!

Jax:PRETTY PLEASE!!!!

Scorpion:You know I'm now on a limit of 3 kills per day!!!

Jax:What about tomorrow!?!

Scorpion:I created a time machine and killed people in the future.....

Jax:uhhhhh.........

Later

Jax:Please!?!

Sub-Zero:NO!

Jax:Please!

Sub-Zero:After that time I accidently killed someone they think i'm Scorpion in disguise!!!

Jax:But Tremors favorite hangout is the bar!!!

Sub-Zero: I can't go in bars anymore. Beer is the only thing that we Lin Kuei are addicted to! And it kills our powers.

Jax:Fine! I'll go ask a real friend!!!

Later

Cyrax:If we can't blow him up, i'm not doin it!

Jax:What about the civilians!?!

Cyrax:If you want help than go ask someone with a heart!

Jax:You're just someone stuck in a robot!!!

Cyrax:NO YOU'RE A ROBOT!!! *Runs off crying*

*Checks Cyrax off a list*

Cyrax:Just remember one thing! Friends let friends blow things up!!!

Jax walks away

*DING DONG*

Reptile:What do you want Jax!?!

After minutes of explaining....

Reptile:But i'm evil...

Jax:What about that time when I helped you!?!

FLASHBACK......

Reptile:AHHHH WHAT DO I PRESS!!!

Jax:HURRY! HOLD SQUARE AND PRESS FORWARD FORWARD BACK DOWN!!!

Reptile:YES IT WORKED!!!

END OF FLASHBACK......

Reptile:Fine i'll help you...but we have to be able to blow things up!

Jax:Bu...*Cyrax:Friends let friends blow things up!!!*

A while later.....

Reptile, Cyrax and Jax are walking down a street, wearing suits, sunglasses and really cool hats.

Jax:Ccccyyyrrrraaaxxx tuuurrnn oofff yourrr slllooowww mmoottion mmmaaakkker!!!

Cyrax:ccccoooommmeee Onnnnnn!!!

Jax:NOOOOOOWWW!!!

Cyrax:Fiiiiiiine!!!*slowely presses a big red button*

Cyrax mumbling:I like the slow motion generator....

Reptile:Lets just go kill him!

*Scorpion walks away with a bloody spear and a severed arm*

Reptile:What did you do!?!

Scorpion:Some pussy name Tremor sat in my seat.

FLASHBACK

*A school bus is driving down the street*

Scorpion:HEY THAT'S MY SEAT!!!

Tremor:You'll have to fight for it, ugly face!

Scorpion:You have an ugly face!

Tremor:NO YOU DO!!!

Scorpion:MOOORTAL KOOOMMBBBAAAATT!!!

FLASHBACK OVER!!!

Scorpion:And thats how it happened!

Cyrax:Awww now we can't use these bombs!

Scorpion:Sure you can!!!

1 hour later........

at the Wu Shi academy

Monk:Hmmmmm........it looks a like a bomb.....

Shujinko:I was just thinking that....

Monk:So should we defuse it?

Shujinko:Well....I don't wanna die...you know how many people wanna kill me?

Monk:Yes

Other monk:2 billion. 9 hundred and 82 thousand, six hundred and 72!

Shujinko:You didn't count that guy from

BOOOOOOOOOooOooOOOOMMMMMmm!!!!!

Scorpion:Told ya we could find a use for those bombs.

Kung Lao is in shock:

Everybody:HOooorRRAAYYY!!!

Jax:Let's all go home and have a Nooby Cake!!!

At home

Reptile:You see guys? All we need are friends and we can do anything!!!

*Sub-Zero walks past them*

Sub Zero whispering:Fags....

Scorpion:No i'm not! You are!

Sub-Zero:No you are!

Scorpion:No you are!

Sub-Zero:No you......

Raiden:SHUT UP!!! OUR ELECTRICITY BILL IS HIGH AS CRAP THIS MONTH!!!

Scorpion:Liu Kang's been ordering romanic Pay Per Views all month!!!

Johnny Cage:What about your "20 people fighting to the death to see who is the strongest and has the guts to kill someone" DVD?

Raiden:That thing costed 1000 dollars!!!

Scorpion:HEY! That's a quality PPV right there!

Everybody smile and says:Scorpion!

Scorpion:Thats me!!!

END