In MK Conquest, in an episode near the end of the series, Rayden is acompanied by a prostitute, and he takes her to the trading post, but the door is closed because there is no one home.

And then Rayden shoots a lightning blast at the door, and it opens, and the prostitute says:

"WOW Ray!! What was that??!"

and Rayden answers:
"Ohh, just my sparking personality..!"

that was damn funny!

In the Mk: A movie, Shao Khan hold's Kitana captive in a big bird cage, hovering over a decent sized room. When the guy who played as Khan, asked for Kitana's alliance, Kitana spits right on his lips, from a cage! I didn't see that coming at all.

1: Shang's attempts to get Sonya to date him.
2: How short Kahn was. Maybe he'll be a midget in MKD.
3: MKA in general

the acting.

Ownage.Someone's gonna get sued around here!

in MKA when sonya and jax are walking and jax is all "no trees, no animals...damn...etc." and they get into that big conversation about trust and at the end of the whole thing jax goes into that big rant "NOBODY BUT CHU?!?! EVERYTIME YOU EVER NEEDED ME I WAS THERE." you know yadayadayada and the he says

"i got these metal things on my hands, i need to use the rest room, i aint got no toilet paper..SONYA BLADE!!"

i guess he screams her neame because she just walks away and isnt listening to him lol

If it wasn't so damn corny I may be able to see the humor in it.

It's a childish joke that only a small child would find funny.When I saw the movie I thought it was a rather stupid 'joke'.He could've said something better instead of "suckers".

It wasn't a joke. That's why it's so funny.

"You are the most arrogant, self-centered, egotistical man I have ever met!"

"Yeah. You forgot good looking."

fixed

sonya blade: Bullshit


need i go on?

When Johnny punches Goro in the nuts and Raiden going all, "Yeah!" and punching the guy's arm and quickly saying, "Sorry."

honestly, the top 5 times I laughed harder than any other time in the 2 mk movies.

5th place:
when mk ahnialation turned into godzilla for a few seconds with the end battle.

4th place:
johny cage: "nice dress"

3rd:
the first time i saw sheeva...Lmao

2nd place:
johny cage gettin outa the canoe with the luggage and planting his face in the water. and even harder at the top when he dropped all of them anyways, lol.


1st place:
it may suprise you, but it was a once only thing, first time watching. only becaus eof surprise. when jax's arm is stuck in the wall during the cyrax fight. and jax hits gets one clean kick right to crax's throaght ot of nowhere and just topples him, lmao. i dont think ive laughed so hard.
EDIT: i forgot something. anoter thing that made me laugh pretty hard, probebly takes number 2 spot.
Raiden: "the fate of billions will depend upon you, hahaha.......sorry"
lmfao

its gotta be when johnny cage says in the movie "i can smell her perfume" when their following kitana, they follow a trail into nothingess at which point sonya says, I smell something "bullshit"

funny shit man,

Raiden:ok whats the deal with your arms
Jax:i've known your for five minuets and you dissin me already

Please do not bump an old thread.


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