Homeless John Tobias lmaoooo

No matter. The characters that died will just come back anyway.

WHY AREN'T A WRITER AT NETHERREALM STUDIOS?!

Whatever people will pay you I will pay you double to write a story for me!

Thanks for the laugh and read. Totally lost it at ed boon defending himself with his eyebrows and homeless john Tobias.

Girl...


...no.

Id love to work there lol.

Id definitely write a story!

ROFL at "His Eyebrows."
I've seen this "Homeless John Tobias" schtick on IGN as well. Was he really homeless at some point or is it some lame meme?

You have sold me on it! They should make such a spin-off series instead of Injustice.

Yeah, same... I remember seeing a lot of these gag names (Homeless John Tobias, Nude Kintaro, etc) in a poll on GameFAQs the other day...

Did you steal them, or are you just trying to peddle the same lame gags around multiple boards? Or is there some... greater joke I'm completely oblivious to here?

Your just mad that the Meat becomes the Emperor instead of Mileena.

The homeless Tobias thing probably stemmed from him leaving Midway and now working for some company nobody has heard of while MK is still going strong and raking in cash.

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Mortal Kombat 11 announced


MKX is set to end with Hsu Hao coming back form the grave like Shinnok. All but a few of the cast is killed by Meat. The final lines of dialogue areÂa

Mokap: Your plan worked to perfection King Hsu Hao.Âa

King HH: Soon Mortal Kombat AND Netherrealm studios will be ours!Âa

Only one person can save the day - Kobra! With his girlfriend Sareena! But she also has her own troubles with her evil sister- Ashrah and her big assrah!Âa

Kobra will have to gather the lost MK characters like Zebron, Bellok, Hornbuckle, and Nimbus to defeat the King! But not everything is that simple when the new Ruler of Outworld, and Kobra's ex boyfriend, Meat gets involved. He is out to kill Sareena and reclaim Kobra so they can rule the realms together!ï¿1⁄2aÂa
Darrius was spared and lived after Emperor Meat's genocide. He builds a shelter for survivors. But his passion for the King might get in the way of saving survivors.Âa
Shang Tsung will also bring himself back to life but after seeing how awful everything is he will find any way possible to kill himself.Âa

Meanwhile Ed Boon finds himself lost in the Netherrealm with only his eyebrows to defend himself. He knows The King could come from anywhere and there have been sightings of Chameleon and Homeless John Tobias. Boon will have to teamup with his enemy Drahmin and his husband Moloch to help defeat the King and bring back the rest of the MK cast and NRS employees. . But Drahmin will only agree.... if Boon agrees to bring him back!!! The horror!Âa

Tremor also finally make it into an MK game and realizes that he wished he had not!Âa

But worst of all, Kintaro find himself nude in Outworld and Jarek is trying to rape him! Will he escape?Âa

Plus Chameleon is always lurking...Âa

ROSTERÂa
King Hsu HaoÂa
MokapÂa
KobraÂa
SareenaÂa
Ashrah and her AssrahÂa
Emperor Meat
DarriusÂa
Ed BoonÂa
His EyebrowsÂa
DrahminÂa
MolochÂa
Shang TsungÂa
ZebronÂa
Nimbus TerrafauxÂa
HornbuckleÂa
BellokÂa
TremorÂa
Nude KintaroÂa
JarekÂa
ChameleonÂa
Homeles John Tobias as the secret character.

Normally I don't indulge troll posts, but the satire here is actually pretty humorous! Bravo, sir!

Indeed. Now I wanna play as those eyebrows

Troll thread.

No.. Really?

Eyebrows is definitely the best part. Hats off to you sir...

Is John Tobias homeless? I hope John Tobias isn't homeless. I wonder if John Tobias, co-creator of Mortal Kombat, has any regrets about leaving Mortal Kombat. I'd hate to be in John Tobias's, co-kombat of creator mortal, shoes right now

Gee, I don't fucking know. My bicycle helmet must have been on too tight

This. Is. GENIUS

I'm dissapointed by the inclusion of Ashrah *and her assrah,* Sareena, and Tremor.

YOUR PLAN WORKED TO PERFECTION KING HSU HAO



I'm done